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Yorbon
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands4272 Posts
May 19 2013 17:49 GMT
#21
Haha, I'm loving this.
Please keep it up^^
Kommatiazo
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States579 Posts
May 19 2013 17:50 GMT
#22
The "At a Glance" section really killed me. Everything had me giggling, but that section almost had me in tears. lolol

WP Wax and team!
5/5
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Dundron2000
Profile Joined October 2011
Sweden1140 Posts
May 19 2013 17:56 GMT
#23
i give you all the thumbs up i can muster, two
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Carbonyl
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
United States334 Posts
May 19 2013 18:09 GMT
#24
Well done guys, lol. Mixing satire with anything always produces good results.
It takes quite a long time of playing and watching a video game before you realize how bad at it you really are.
Zaphid
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic1860 Posts
May 19 2013 18:20 GMT
#25
First one was better I think, but don't let that discourage you
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_Puppies
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
24 Posts
May 19 2013 18:41 GMT
#26
I'd like to apply for an openings at The Pitchfork Preserver. Please find attached examples of my investigative journalism and reporting.

Fans Dismayed by Delay of HuskyStarcraft Video

The recent press release by Mike "Husky" Lamond, prolific Youtube commentator, which expressed his sincerest apologies for the delay of the 24th installment of his Starcraft series, “Bronze League Heroes,” inspired severe outcry from many fans and personalities in the Starcraft scene. In the statement, Mr. Lamond explains that “I want to release a quality, finished product and by no means want to rush this out, so I hope everyone understands why it is delayed.”

Disappointed fans took to reddit, Teamliquid, and Youtube to express their angry and resentment. As Youtube commenter Gdr501071 explained, “as a member of the very punctual Starcraft community, I believe I speak for the entire Starcraft audience when I say that we, as a whole, have come to expect schedules to be kept, promises to be fulfilled, and deadlines to be met when considering all things Starcraft.” Furthermore, one reddit user made the comparison to Blizzard, Team Liquid, and Evil Genuises stating, “look at these organizations who, despite ambitious release dates, manage to put out quality content that exceeds everyone’s highly unachievable expectations.”

David Kim, who contributes at least 5 views towards each episode of “Bronze League Heroes,” stated, “I am extremely unsatisfied by the postponement because I rely on this series to keep to me informed about the game balance at the bronze level.” Though he did not announce a new released date, Mr. Lamond ensured that episode 24 of “Bronze League Heroes” will be released before the 4th quarter of 2015.

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At a Glance: Man Concerned that White-Ra is Everywhere may be Big Brother

slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
May 19 2013 19:20 GMT
#27
Great work, once again! I have to say the Nerchio part was one of my favorites. _Puppies, I also like your article!
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emanresU
Profile Joined November 2012
Germany393 Posts
May 19 2013 19:51 GMT
#28
"At least we still have IdrA," 10/10 would read again I lol'd so hard.
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faiza
Profile Joined June 2012
United States451 Posts
May 19 2013 19:55 GMT
#29
I didn't think you could top 'Incontrol pours out a can of Monster for his fallen homie', but then:
Disfigured DreamHack Admin Shoots Lucifron After Coin Flip


Ahahaahahaha holy shit I can't breathe

The 'at a glance' section is genius, better the actual articles.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
May 19 2013 20:37 GMT
#30
LOL just beautiful on so many levels.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Vei
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2845 Posts
May 19 2013 20:43 GMT
#31
the shakuras part hahahaha 10/10 thank you
www.justin.tv/veisc2 ~ 720p + commentary
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
May 19 2013 20:50 GMT
#32
time travel is never a bad choice
Photographer@shindags || twitch.tv/shindigs
eieio
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States14512 Posts
May 19 2013 21:19 GMT
#33
This entire article is on point, 5/5 keep it up plz
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arcHoniC
Profile Joined January 2011
United States141 Posts
May 19 2013 21:48 GMT
#34
shout-out to dayton woohoo!
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aJackztheRipper
Profile Joined November 2011
United States2 Posts
May 19 2013 22:30 GMT
#35
With the amount of funny photoshops I see around TL you guys should consider adding a "Photo Finish" section that pairs these pictures with funny captions.
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped." -Douglas Adams
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
May 19 2013 23:09 GMT
#36
lol these are so good. Reminds me of The Onion.
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37125 Posts
May 19 2013 23:09 GMT
#37
LOL! Oh heyoka
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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Sumahi
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Guam5609 Posts
May 19 2013 23:36 GMT
#38
Another great issue. I laughed so hard at the blurb about the disappointment at Americans being in WCS America.
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StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
May 19 2013 23:55 GMT
#39
More informative than Pony Tails.
DenTenker
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United States606 Posts
May 20 2013 00:04 GMT
#40
Looks like I have a new favorite blog! Well done! 5/5
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