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The Pitchfork Preserver, May 19 - Page 3

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OpTiKAiTech
Profile Joined April 2012
United States65 Posts
May 20 2013 01:31 GMT
#41
This is hilarious. I love these. Can't wait until the next one comes out :D
Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning.
blacksheepwall
Profile Joined June 2011
China1530 Posts
May 20 2013 01:32 GMT
#42
I'm enjoying these way more than I thought I would. Good work.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ // </3 Taeja
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 20 2013 01:42 GMT
#43
Haha! I loved this more than the last!
Lunchador
Profile Joined April 2010
United States776 Posts
May 20 2013 02:34 GMT
#44
I'm disappointed to see Americans in WCS America as well. :|

lol
Defender of truth, justice, and noontime meals!
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
May 20 2013 04:13 GMT
#45
I feel like after that interview with drunkenboii the hellbat elo system is a necessary installment LOL.
User was warned for too many mimes.
Bayyne
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1967 Posts
May 20 2013 04:54 GMT
#46
This one was so good. Loved the Artosis bit!
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
LuckyMacro
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1482 Posts
May 20 2013 05:59 GMT
#47
The zenex "thing" bit and the destiny surrender timer part were my favorites
kochanfe
Profile Joined July 2011
Micronesia1338 Posts
May 20 2013 06:01 GMT
#48
Hmmm... not as good as the first but still funny keep 'em comin'
"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long." - Lao Tzu
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
May 20 2013 06:35 GMT
#49
lol, so good. I enjoy these more than I probably should
LiquidDota Staff
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
May 20 2013 06:40 GMT
#50
On May 20 2013 07:30 aJackztheRipper wrote:
With the amount of funny photoshops I see around TL you guys should consider adding a "Photo Finish" section that pairs these pictures with funny captions.


Not a bad idea! Right now our images are just stupid things that I make to amuse myself, which is why they're so terrible. At The Preserver we will strive for continued improvement.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
figq
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
12519 Posts
May 20 2013 10:07 GMT
#51
YOLO is even better system than HELO.
If you stand next to my head, you can hear the ocean. - Day[9]
Sated
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
England4983 Posts
May 20 2013 11:38 GMT
#52
--- Nuked ---
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
May 20 2013 13:47 GMT
#53
On May 20 2013 20:38 Sated wrote:
HELO? What about HPM!? (Hellbats Per Minute)

HPM is a measure of part of one's gameplay, like its predecessor APM, while HELO is an actual rating used to estimate a player's skill level.
jjakji fan
kubiks
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
France1328 Posts
May 20 2013 17:11 GMT
#54
The first one was good, this one is even better !
Keep up the good work
By the way shouldn't it be in the featured news ?
Juanald you're my hero I miss you -> best troll ever on TL <3
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
May 20 2013 18:29 GMT
#55
Brilliant once again!

On May 20 2013 20:38 Sated wrote:
HELO? What about HPM!? (Hellbats Per Minute)


And I approve of this.
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3825 Posts
May 20 2013 21:38 GMT
#56
Why not PJTPM

Papa John Tweets Per Minute. Used to measure a players true value/marketability.
Lies, damned lies and statistics: http://aligulac.com
y0su
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Finland7871 Posts
May 20 2013 22:01 GMT
#57
damn you! I was about to go to bed when I noticed this "innocent" blog
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
May 20 2013 22:06 GMT
#58
On May 21 2013 06:38 Grovbolle wrote:
Why not PJTPM

Papa John Tweets Per Minute. Used to measure a players true value/marketability.


Wow this is good, maybe you should be a reporter.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
IcedBacon
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada906 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-21 00:44:29
May 21 2013 00:42 GMT
#59
Whenever I see Artosis streaming I always think about his former hatred of DTs and wonder how he gave in and played Protoss in SC2. Great article

On May 21 2013 02:11 kubiks wrote:
The first one was good, this one is even better !
Keep up the good work
By the way shouldn't it be in the featured news ?


It's not news... spotlighted is where it belongs.
"I went Zerg because Artosis is a douchebag." -IdrA
GulpyBlinkeyes
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1449 Posts
May 21 2013 04:18 GMT
#60
Great job on the whole thing! Once again though, the At A Glance killed me.
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