Polish Sausages in a Blanket "This is an abomination" —Heyoka
"You sicken me" —Pachi
Some people mentioned me in the Ask Staff Anything thread as their preferred cook for some reason. Anyways because of that, I thought that I might share something glorious that I made today.
Ingredients:
Some pancake mix
An equal amount of all-purpose flour
A smidgeon of unsalted butter, cold
A spoonful of sugar
Less than a spoonful of salt
Enough milk to make dough
Two Costco-sized polish sausages
Procedure:
Preheat an oven to 400°F (or whatever that is in your strange and quaint un-American units of temperature)
Mix dry ingredients in a mixing bowl
Add the wet ingredients and further mix
Wrap the sausages in the dough and place them onto a greased baking sheet
On May 06 2013 06:46 Epoxide wrote: wtf I chose you because of that beautiful pastry you did or whatever. You have ruined your credibility. I think I prefer GHOSTCLAW's noodles over this
hey at least this wasnt made in a kettle and it was certainly not served in tupperware
God ordained it shall be One Sausage and One Bun, a place where two sausage lie together underneath a single blanket is against His rules and shall be punished eternally.
On May 06 2013 08:01 heyoka wrote: God ordained it shall be One Sausage and One Bun, a place where two sausage lie together underneath a single blanket is against His rules and shall be punished eternally.
Then why is it called Pigs in a Blanket instead of Pigs in Blankets or Pig in a Blanket? Huh, huh?
On May 06 2013 06:46 Epoxide wrote: wtf I chose you because of that beautiful pastry you did or whatever. You have ruined your credibility. I think I prefer GHOSTCLAW's noodles over this
hey at least this wasnt made in a kettle and it was certainly not served in tupperware
i had tater tots from glass tupperware yesterday too >> #stuff not made in a kettle
On May 06 2013 08:01 heyoka wrote: God ordained it shall be One Sausage and One Bun, a place where two sausage lie together underneath a single blanket is against His rules and shall be punished eternally.
Then why is it called Pigs in a Blanket instead of Pigs in Blankets or Pig in a Blanket? Huh, huh?
On May 06 2013 08:01 heyoka wrote: God ordained it shall be One Sausage and One Bun, a place where two sausage lie together underneath a single blanket is against His rules and shall be punished eternally.
Then why is it called Pigs in a Blanket instead of Pigs in Blankets or Pig in a Blanket? Huh, huh?
How will you break it to your custard puddings when they finish cooking that the main dish is two sausages instead of a sausage and a bun?
On May 06 2013 08:01 heyoka wrote: God ordained it shall be One Sausage and One Bun, a place where two sausage lie together underneath a single blanket is against His rules and shall be punished eternally.
On May 06 2013 08:01 heyoka wrote: God ordained it shall be One Sausage and One Bun, a place where two sausage lie together underneath a single blanket is against His rules and shall be punished eternally.
you are stifling my critical expression of food freedom with this post
On May 06 2013 08:01 heyoka wrote: God ordained it shall be One Sausage and One Bun, a place where two sausage lie together underneath a single blanket is against His rules and shall be punished eternally.
So uh, what's the worst that could happen if I make this?
EPT
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