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-Kaiser-
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
April 26 2013 08:56 GMT
#1
Once upon a Georgia morning, Gracie Nipslip's hot 'n' horny,
Over the pages of a biography so aptly titled "Moonshine Willy"
While she dampens, nearly leaking, suddenly there comes a creaking
Jeffrey sneaking up the stairs to call upon his southern lily
"Just in time," she squeals, "my favourite hillbilly,
We're only cousins, fuck me silly."


****
3 Hatch Before Cool
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
April 26 2013 08:57 GMT
#2
Oh my god lol hahahaha

And it continues.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
FrogsAreDogs
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Canada181 Posts
April 26 2013 09:13 GMT
#3
Uh huh.
YO
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
April 26 2013 09:22 GMT
#4
wow.
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
GaNgStaRR.ElV
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada535 Posts
April 26 2013 09:25 GMT
#5
Funny but no flow
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
April 26 2013 09:27 GMT
#6
Oh dear
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51485 Posts
April 26 2013 09:29 GMT
#7
Oh god 0.O
I really didn't know what to expect clicking the title...but i shouldn't really be suprised >.<
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TOCHMY
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden1692 Posts
April 26 2013 09:36 GMT
#8
MOAR
Yoona <3 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Look! It's Totoro! ☉.☉☂
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
April 26 2013 09:39 GMT
#9
On April 26 2013 18:25 GaNgStaRR.ElV wrote:
Funny but no flow


The ton of syllables in the second line is part of the homage to "the raven" which the entire poem is following
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
thezanursic
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
5484 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-26 09:48:18
April 26 2013 09:47 GMT
#10
USA number 1!!!

Unless you mean the country.
http://i45.tinypic.com/9j2cdc.jpg Let it be so!
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
April 26 2013 09:47 GMT
#11
I still prefer the taking a shit one.

Not bad though.
beef42
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Denmark1037 Posts
April 26 2013 09:50 GMT
#12
I don't understand the flow either. Author can you read it for us and upload please.
-Kaiser-
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
April 26 2013 09:57 GMT
#13
On April 26 2013 18:50 beef42 wrote:
I don't understand the flow either. Author can you read it for us and upload please.


No, but if you'd like, I can upload Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, Christopher Walken and James Earl Jones reading it for you.
3 Hatch Before Cool
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
April 26 2013 10:15 GMT
#14
Haha what?
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Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
April 26 2013 10:17 GMT
#15
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
deconduo
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Ireland4122 Posts
April 26 2013 10:20 GMT
#16
On April 26 2013 19:17 Jerubaal wrote:
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5.


I don't think its meant to be taken seriously
-Kaiser-
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
April 26 2013 10:23 GMT
#17
On April 26 2013 19:17 Jerubaal wrote:
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5.


Gracie Nipslip uses protection. What kind of girl do you think she is, Cindy Hotpot?
3 Hatch Before Cool
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-26 10:28:26
April 26 2013 10:27 GMT
#18
On April 26 2013 19:15 Targe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2013 18:57 -Kaiser- wrote:
On April 26 2013 18:50 beef42 wrote:
I don't understand the flow either. Author can you read it for us and upload please.


No, but if you'd like, I can upload Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, Christopher Walken and James Earl Jones reading it for you.


Haha what?


https://www.youtube.com/results?q=the raven&rlz=1C1_____enUS402US402&aq=f&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=w1
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50121 Posts
April 26 2013 10:46 GMT
#19
I'm gonna read this to a friend whos marrying her cousin.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
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Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
April 26 2013 10:58 GMT
#20
On April 26 2013 19:20 deconduo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2013 19:17 Jerubaal wrote:
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5.


I don't think its meant to be taken seriously


Stupid ideas proliferate from lazy thinking.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
April 26 2013 11:07 GMT
#21
lololol too bad the meter didn't quite work out... funny though
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Clazziquai10
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Singapore1949 Posts
April 26 2013 11:43 GMT
#22
Wtf did I just read? o.O?
deconduo
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Ireland4122 Posts
April 26 2013 12:01 GMT
#23
On April 26 2013 19:58 Jerubaal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2013 19:20 deconduo wrote:
On April 26 2013 19:17 Jerubaal wrote:
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5.


I don't think its meant to be taken seriously


Stupid ideas proliferate from lazy thinking.


Because a well written parody is lazy thinking? Lighten up a bit.
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
April 26 2013 12:15 GMT
#24
On April 26 2013 20:07 ]343[ wrote:
lololol too bad the meter didn't quite work out... funny though

Yeah that was what I was thinking, except for the funny part .
User was warned for too many mimes.
NEEDZMOAR
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1277 Posts
April 26 2013 12:24 GMT
#25
5/5

thanks for the good laugh :D
Meadowlark
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States349 Posts
April 26 2013 12:38 GMT
#26
Hysterical, this is just Too Much.
''Three bottles of Monster in a day; I'm pumped as fuck." -Stephano
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-26 12:47:14
April 26 2013 12:46 GMT
#27
On April 26 2013 19:58 Jerubaal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2013 19:20 deconduo wrote:
On April 26 2013 19:17 Jerubaal wrote:
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5.


I don't think its meant to be taken seriously


Stupid ideas proliferate from lazy thinking.


Then don't engage in lazy thinking . Its just a silly poem. I enjoyed it...Kaiser makes the day better
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
April 26 2013 12:58 GMT
#28
Lovely, but it could need some more banjo.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
woreyour
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
582 Posts
April 26 2013 13:26 GMT
#29
On April 26 2013 18:57 -Kaiser- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2013 18:50 beef42 wrote:
I don't understand the flow either. Author can you read it for us and upload please.


No, but if you'd like, I can upload Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, Christopher Walken and James Earl Jones reading it for you.


can I have kermit the frog, batman, gollum or even morgan freeman as well?

I like the shit one too, pleas make more stuff and make it longer!
I am so sexy.. I sometimes romance myself..
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
April 26 2013 13:30 GMT
#30
Haha, so good, 5/5 would read again.
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Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
April 26 2013 13:38 GMT
#31
haha, I had a good laugh
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Spicy_Curry
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States10573 Posts
April 26 2013 14:47 GMT
#32
waz a good poem
High Risk Low Reward
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
April 26 2013 15:10 GMT
#33
hot
quannguyen
Profile Joined January 2012
Vietnam1390 Posts
April 26 2013 15:23 GMT
#34
What the fuck is this lol. One of the wierder poems I've ever read =))
Unlimited Warcraft Works and Super Starcraft Taisen ^^
Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-26 15:52:34
April 26 2013 15:51 GMT
#35
Well.

Hmmmm. I don't really have anything to say, and yet I'm saying something.

Where'd you get your inspiration, I guess?
"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
April 26 2013 16:28 GMT
#36
On April 26 2013 19:27 sob3k wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2013 19:15 Targe wrote:
On April 26 2013 18:57 -Kaiser- wrote:
On April 26 2013 18:50 beef42 wrote:
I don't understand the flow either. Author can you read it for us and upload please.


No, but if you'd like, I can upload Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, Christopher Walken and James Earl Jones reading it for you.


Haha what?


https://www.youtube.com/results?q=the raven&rlz=1C1_____enUS402US402&aq=f&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=w1


Aha, I knew the poem but didn't make the connection -.-
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
April 26 2013 17:00 GMT
#37
Ok I rofled from that one. Very good. Hope you continue.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
April 26 2013 18:35 GMT
#38
lol
Cackle™
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18827 Posts
April 26 2013 19:07 GMT
#39
If I had thought that rhymes held all the keys,
I'd never have bothered learning
Why; all these people keep saying please,
"Stop with such childish yearning."

It's fun to poke at Billy Hill, just like he pokes his sister.
Though Sir Maple Leaf, I must ask,
"Are you even a Mr.?"

A child points, and a child laughs; this much we are assured.
The South is quite a silly place, to much they've been inured.
And though the downie babe is often oh so funny,
Must we make like the BCC
And think ourselves so stupid punny?

I've never been to Georgia, and I've always been a debtor.
Though incest in the morning? Meh, I've heard better.

"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
SamsungStar
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States912 Posts
April 26 2013 21:00 GMT
#40
Lol this is fantastic. TL is becoming quite the hotspot for literary geniuses.
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
April 26 2013 21:16 GMT
#41
On April 27 2013 04:07 farvacola wrote:
If I had thought that rhymes held all the keys,
I'd never have bothered learning
Why; all these people keep saying please,
"Stop with such childish yearning."

It's fun to poke at Billy Hill, just like he pokes his sister.
Though Sir Maple Leaf, I must ask,
"Are you even a Mr.?"

A child points, and a child laughs; this much we are assured.
The South is quite a silly place, to much they've been inured.
And though the downie babe is often oh so funny,
Must we make like the BCC
And think ourselves so stupid punny?

I've never been to Georgia, and I've always been a debtor.
Though incest in the morning? Meh, I've heard better.


Cola boy you never told us you had a artistic side. This is even better than the op!
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
WikidSik
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada382 Posts
April 27 2013 00:13 GMT
#42
i got a boner ....
Iv been here for 5.5 years. My other accounts are named "Sonu" and "Dalroti" || I had some more but I cant find them XD || known in sc2 as "Sonu"
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24682 Posts
April 27 2013 01:07 GMT
#43
Phenomenal Kaiser, from the perspective of Kaiser:

Clever men wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not smart nor destined to win a Nobel Prize
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the logic I use
It's in the way I speak,
The connotations I tweak,
The illusion I'm meek.
I'm a man
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal man,
That's me.

I open up a blog
Just as cool as you please
And to a reader,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then the replies swarm around the OP,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
Editing famous poems makes me clever somehow.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
-Kaiser-
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
April 27 2013 01:23 GMT
#44
On April 27 2013 04:07 farvacola wrote:
If I had thought that rhymes held all the keys,
I'd never have bothered learning
Why; all these people keep saying please,
"Stop with such childish yearning."

It's fun to poke at Billy Hill, just like he pokes his sister.
Though Sir Maple Leaf, I must ask,
"Are you even a Mr.?"

A child points, and a child laughs; this much we are assured.
The South is quite a silly place, to much they've been inured.
And though the downie babe is often oh so funny,
Must we make like the BCC
And think ourselves so stupid punny?

I've never been to Georgia, and I've always been a debtor.
Though incest in the morning? Meh, I've heard better.



This is sick. I think we should do a collab.
3 Hatch Before Cool
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21243 Posts
April 27 2013 02:36 GMT
#45
edgar allan poe is pleased by this use of his oeuvre
TranslatorBaa!
PhoenixVoid
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Canada32740 Posts
April 27 2013 04:15 GMT
#46
I can only remain jealous of the incredible poetic talent on this site.
I'm afraid of demented knife-wielding escaped lunatic libertarian zombie mutants
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
April 27 2013 16:59 GMT
#47
On April 27 2013 11:36 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
edgar allan poe is pleased by this use of his oeuvre


He would also be pleased by the incest, which ultimately led to the fall of the House of Usher.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
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