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Oh my god lol hahahaha
And it continues.
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Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
Oh god 0.O
I really didn't know what to expect clicking the title...but i shouldn't really be suprised >.<
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On April 26 2013 18:25 GaNgStaRR.ElV wrote:
Funny but no flow
The ton of syllables in the second line is part of the homage to "the raven" which the entire poem is following
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USA number 1!!!
Unless you mean the country.
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I still prefer the taking a shit one.
Not bad though.
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I don't understand the flow either. Author can you read it for us and upload please.
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On April 26 2013 18:50 beef42 wrote:
I don't understand the flow either. Author can you read it for us and upload please.
No, but if you'd like, I can upload Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, Christopher Walken and James Earl Jones reading it for you.
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United Kingdom14103 Posts
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Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5.
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On April 26 2013 19:17 Jerubaal wrote:
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5.
I don't think its meant to be taken seriously 
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On April 26 2013 19:17 Jerubaal wrote:
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5.
Gracie Nipslip uses protection. What kind of girl do you think she is, Cindy Hotpot?
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50790 Posts
I'm gonna read this to a friend whos marrying her cousin.
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On April 26 2013 19:20 deconduo wrote:Show nested quote +On April 26 2013 19:17 Jerubaal wrote:
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5. I don't think its meant to be taken seriously
Stupid ideas proliferate from lazy thinking.
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United States10328 Posts
lololol too bad the meter didn't quite work out... funny though
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Wtf did I just read? o.O?
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On April 26 2013 19:58 Jerubaal wrote:Show nested quote +On April 26 2013 19:20 deconduo wrote:On April 26 2013 19:17 Jerubaal wrote:
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5. I don't think its meant to be taken seriously Stupid ideas proliferate from lazy thinking.
Because a well written parody is lazy thinking? Lighten up a bit.
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On April 26 2013 20:07 ]343[ wrote:
lololol too bad the meter didn't quite work out... funny though
Yeah that was what I was thinking, except for the funny part .
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5/5
thanks for the good laugh :D
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Hysterical, this is just Too Much.
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On April 26 2013 19:58 Jerubaal wrote:Show nested quote +On April 26 2013 19:20 deconduo wrote:On April 26 2013 19:17 Jerubaal wrote:
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5. I don't think its meant to be taken seriously Stupid ideas proliferate from lazy thinking.
Then don't engage in lazy thinking . Its just a silly poem. I enjoyed it...Kaiser makes the day better
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Lovely, but it could need some more banjo.
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On April 26 2013 18:57 -Kaiser- wrote:Show nested quote +On April 26 2013 18:50 beef42 wrote:
I don't understand the flow either. Author can you read it for us and upload please. No, but if you'd like, I can upload Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, Christopher Walken and James Earl Jones reading it for you.
can I have kermit the frog, batman, gollum or even morgan freeman as well? 
I like the shit one too, pleas make more stuff and make it longer!
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Bearded Elder29904 Posts
Haha, so good, 5/5 would read again.
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What the fuck is this lol. One of the wierder poems I've ever read =))
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Well.
Hmmmm. I don't really have anything to say, and yet I'm saying something.
Where'd you get your inspiration, I guess?
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United Kingdom14103 Posts
Aha, I knew the poem but didn't make the connection -.-
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Ok I rofled from that one. Very good. Hope you continue.
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If I had thought that rhymes held all the keys,
I'd never have bothered learning
Why; all these people keep saying please,
"Stop with such childish yearning."
It's fun to poke at Billy Hill, just like he pokes his sister.
Though Sir Maple Leaf, I must ask,
"Are you even a Mr.?"
A child points, and a child laughs; this much we are assured.
The South is quite a silly place, to much they've been inured.
And though the downie babe is often oh so funny,
Must we make like the BCC
And think ourselves so stupid punny?
I've never been to Georgia, and I've always been a debtor.
Though incest in the morning? Meh, I've heard better.
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Lol this is fantastic. TL is becoming quite the hotspot for literary geniuses.
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On April 27 2013 04:07 farvacola wrote:
If I had thought that rhymes held all the keys,
I'd never have bothered learning
Why; all these people keep saying please,
"Stop with such childish yearning."
It's fun to poke at Billy Hill, just like he pokes his sister.
Though Sir Maple Leaf, I must ask,
"Are you even a Mr.?"
A child points, and a child laughs; this much we are assured.
The South is quite a silly place, to much they've been inured.
And though the downie babe is often oh so funny,
Must we make like the BCC
And think ourselves so stupid punny?
I've never been to Georgia, and I've always been a debtor.
Though incest in the morning? Meh, I've heard better.
Cola boy you never told us you had a artistic side. This is even better than the op!
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United States24768 Posts
Phenomenal Kaiser, from the perspective of Kaiser:
Clever men wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not smart nor destined to win a Nobel Prize
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the logic I use
It's in the way I speak,
The connotations I tweak,
The illusion I'm meek.
I'm a man
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal man,
That's me.
I open up a blog
Just as cool as you please
And to a reader,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then the replies swarm around the OP,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
Editing famous poems makes me clever somehow.
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On April 27 2013 04:07 farvacola wrote:
If I had thought that rhymes held all the keys,
I'd never have bothered learning
Why; all these people keep saying please,
"Stop with such childish yearning."
It's fun to poke at Billy Hill, just like he pokes his sister.
Though Sir Maple Leaf, I must ask,
"Are you even a Mr.?"
A child points, and a child laughs; this much we are assured.
The South is quite a silly place, to much they've been inured.
And though the downie babe is often oh so funny,
Must we make like the BCC
And think ourselves so stupid punny?
I've never been to Georgia, and I've always been a debtor.
Though incest in the morning? Meh, I've heard better.
This is sick. I think we should do a collab.
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Baa?21244 Posts
edgar allan poe is pleased by this use of his oeuvre
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I can only remain jealous of the incredible poetic talent on this site.
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On April 27 2013 11:36 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
edgar allan poe is pleased by this use of his oeuvre
He would also be pleased by the incest, which ultimately led to the fall of the House of Usher.
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