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-Kaiser-
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
April 26 2013 08:56 GMT
#1
Once upon a Georgia morning, Gracie Nipslip's hot 'n' horny,
Over the pages of a biography so aptly titled "Moonshine Willy"
While she dampens, nearly leaking, suddenly there comes a creaking
Jeffrey sneaking up the stairs to call upon his southern lily
"Just in time," she squeals, "my favourite hillbilly,
We're only cousins, fuck me silly."


****
3 Hatch Before Cool
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
April 26 2013 08:57 GMT
#2
Oh my god lol hahahaha

And it continues.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
FrogsAreDogs
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Canada181 Posts
April 26 2013 09:13 GMT
#3
Uh huh.
YO
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
April 26 2013 09:22 GMT
#4
wow.
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
GaNgStaRR.ElV
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada535 Posts
April 26 2013 09:25 GMT
#5
Funny but no flow
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
April 26 2013 09:27 GMT
#6
Oh dear
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
April 26 2013 09:29 GMT
#7
Oh god 0.O
I really didn't know what to expect clicking the title...but i shouldn't really be suprised >.<
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TOCHMY
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden1692 Posts
April 26 2013 09:36 GMT
#8
MOAR
Yoona <3 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Look! It's Totoro! ☉.☉☂
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
April 26 2013 09:39 GMT
#9
On April 26 2013 18:25 GaNgStaRR.ElV wrote:
Funny but no flow


The ton of syllables in the second line is part of the homage to "the raven" which the entire poem is following
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
thezanursic
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
5497 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-26 09:48:18
April 26 2013 09:47 GMT
#10
USA number 1!!!

Unless you mean the country.
http://i45.tinypic.com/9j2cdc.jpg Let it be so!
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
April 26 2013 09:47 GMT
#11
I still prefer the taking a shit one.

Not bad though.
beef42
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Denmark1037 Posts
April 26 2013 09:50 GMT
#12
I don't understand the flow either. Author can you read it for us and upload please.
-Kaiser-
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
April 26 2013 09:57 GMT
#13
On April 26 2013 18:50 beef42 wrote:
I don't understand the flow either. Author can you read it for us and upload please.


No, but if you'd like, I can upload Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, Christopher Walken and James Earl Jones reading it for you.
3 Hatch Before Cool
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
April 26 2013 10:15 GMT
#14
Haha what?
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Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
April 26 2013 10:17 GMT
#15
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
deconduo
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Ireland4122 Posts
April 26 2013 10:20 GMT
#16
On April 26 2013 19:17 Jerubaal wrote:
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5.


I don't think its meant to be taken seriously
-Kaiser-
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
April 26 2013 10:23 GMT
#17
On April 26 2013 19:17 Jerubaal wrote:
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5.


Gracie Nipslip uses protection. What kind of girl do you think she is, Cindy Hotpot?
3 Hatch Before Cool
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-26 10:28:26
April 26 2013 10:27 GMT
#18
On April 26 2013 19:15 Targe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2013 18:57 -Kaiser- wrote:
On April 26 2013 18:50 beef42 wrote:
I don't understand the flow either. Author can you read it for us and upload please.


No, but if you'd like, I can upload Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, Christopher Walken and James Earl Jones reading it for you.


Haha what?


https://www.youtube.com/results?q=the raven&rlz=1C1_____enUS402US402&aq=f&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=w1
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50604 Posts
April 26 2013 10:46 GMT
#19
I'm gonna read this to a friend whos marrying her cousin.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
April 26 2013 10:58 GMT
#20
On April 26 2013 19:20 deconduo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2013 19:17 Jerubaal wrote:
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5.


I don't think its meant to be taken seriously


Stupid ideas proliferate from lazy thinking.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
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