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]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
April 26 2013 11:07 GMT
#21
lololol too bad the meter didn't quite work out... funny though
Writer
Clazziquai10
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Singapore1949 Posts
April 26 2013 11:43 GMT
#22
Wtf did I just read? o.O?
deconduo
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Ireland4122 Posts
April 26 2013 12:01 GMT
#23
On April 26 2013 19:58 Jerubaal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2013 19:20 deconduo wrote:
On April 26 2013 19:17 Jerubaal wrote:
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5.


I don't think its meant to be taken seriously


Stupid ideas proliferate from lazy thinking.


Because a well written parody is lazy thinking? Lighten up a bit.
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
April 26 2013 12:15 GMT
#24
On April 26 2013 20:07 ]343[ wrote:
lololol too bad the meter didn't quite work out... funny though

Yeah that was what I was thinking, except for the funny part .
User was warned for too many mimes.
NEEDZMOAR
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1277 Posts
April 26 2013 12:24 GMT
#25
5/5

thanks for the good laugh :D
Meadowlark
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States349 Posts
April 26 2013 12:38 GMT
#26
Hysterical, this is just Too Much.
''Three bottles of Monster in a day; I'm pumped as fuck." -Stephano
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-26 12:47:14
April 26 2013 12:46 GMT
#27
On April 26 2013 19:58 Jerubaal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2013 19:20 deconduo wrote:
On April 26 2013 19:17 Jerubaal wrote:
Southern inbreeding one of those things supported just enough by half truths and whole lies to keep the bigots self-satisfied. 0/5.


I don't think its meant to be taken seriously


Stupid ideas proliferate from lazy thinking.


Then don't engage in lazy thinking . Its just a silly poem. I enjoyed it...Kaiser makes the day better
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
April 26 2013 12:58 GMT
#28
Lovely, but it could need some more banjo.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
woreyour
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
582 Posts
April 26 2013 13:26 GMT
#29
On April 26 2013 18:57 -Kaiser- wrote:
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On April 26 2013 18:50 beef42 wrote:
I don't understand the flow either. Author can you read it for us and upload please.


No, but if you'd like, I can upload Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, Christopher Walken and James Earl Jones reading it for you.


can I have kermit the frog, batman, gollum or even morgan freeman as well?

I like the shit one too, pleas make more stuff and make it longer!
I am so sexy.. I sometimes romance myself..
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
April 26 2013 13:30 GMT
#30
Haha, so good, 5/5 would read again.
WriterSalty oldboy that loves memes | One and only back-to-back Liquibet Winner
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
April 26 2013 13:38 GMT
#31
haha, I had a good laugh
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Spicy_Curry
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States10573 Posts
April 26 2013 14:47 GMT
#32
waz a good poem
High Risk Low Reward
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
April 26 2013 15:10 GMT
#33
hot
quannguyen
Profile Joined January 2012
Vietnam1390 Posts
April 26 2013 15:23 GMT
#34
What the fuck is this lol. One of the wierder poems I've ever read =))
Unlimited Warcraft Works and Super Starcraft Taisen ^^
Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-26 15:52:34
April 26 2013 15:51 GMT
#35
Well.

Hmmmm. I don't really have anything to say, and yet I'm saying something.

Where'd you get your inspiration, I guess?
"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
April 26 2013 16:28 GMT
#36
On April 26 2013 19:27 sob3k wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2013 19:15 Targe wrote:
On April 26 2013 18:57 -Kaiser- wrote:
On April 26 2013 18:50 beef42 wrote:
I don't understand the flow either. Author can you read it for us and upload please.


No, but if you'd like, I can upload Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, Christopher Walken and James Earl Jones reading it for you.


Haha what?


https://www.youtube.com/results?q=the raven&rlz=1C1_____enUS402US402&aq=f&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=w1


Aha, I knew the poem but didn't make the connection -.-
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
April 26 2013 17:00 GMT
#37
Ok I rofled from that one. Very good. Hope you continue.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
April 26 2013 18:35 GMT
#38
lol
Cackle™
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18845 Posts
April 26 2013 19:07 GMT
#39
If I had thought that rhymes held all the keys,
I'd never have bothered learning
Why; all these people keep saying please,
"Stop with such childish yearning."

It's fun to poke at Billy Hill, just like he pokes his sister.
Though Sir Maple Leaf, I must ask,
"Are you even a Mr.?"

A child points, and a child laughs; this much we are assured.
The South is quite a silly place, to much they've been inured.
And though the downie babe is often oh so funny,
Must we make like the BCC
And think ourselves so stupid punny?

I've never been to Georgia, and I've always been a debtor.
Though incest in the morning? Meh, I've heard better.

"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
SamsungStar
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States912 Posts
April 26 2013 21:00 GMT
#40
Lol this is fantastic. TL is becoming quite the hotspot for literary geniuses.
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