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Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
April 26 2013 21:16 GMT
#41
On April 27 2013 04:07 farvacola wrote:
If I had thought that rhymes held all the keys,
I'd never have bothered learning
Why; all these people keep saying please,
"Stop with such childish yearning."

It's fun to poke at Billy Hill, just like he pokes his sister.
Though Sir Maple Leaf, I must ask,
"Are you even a Mr.?"

A child points, and a child laughs; this much we are assured.
The South is quite a silly place, to much they've been inured.
And though the downie babe is often oh so funny,
Must we make like the BCC
And think ourselves so stupid punny?

I've never been to Georgia, and I've always been a debtor.
Though incest in the morning? Meh, I've heard better.


Cola boy you never told us you had a artistic side. This is even better than the op!
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
WikidSik
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada382 Posts
April 27 2013 00:13 GMT
#42
i got a boner ....
Iv been here for 5.5 years. My other accounts are named "Sonu" and "Dalroti" || I had some more but I cant find them XD || known in sc2 as "Sonu"
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24743 Posts
April 27 2013 01:07 GMT
#43
Phenomenal Kaiser, from the perspective of Kaiser:

Clever men wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not smart nor destined to win a Nobel Prize
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the logic I use
It's in the way I speak,
The connotations I tweak,
The illusion I'm meek.
I'm a man
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal man,
That's me.

I open up a blog
Just as cool as you please
And to a reader,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then the replies swarm around the OP,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
Editing famous poems makes me clever somehow.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
-Kaiser-
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
April 27 2013 01:23 GMT
#44
On April 27 2013 04:07 farvacola wrote:
If I had thought that rhymes held all the keys,
I'd never have bothered learning
Why; all these people keep saying please,
"Stop with such childish yearning."

It's fun to poke at Billy Hill, just like he pokes his sister.
Though Sir Maple Leaf, I must ask,
"Are you even a Mr.?"

A child points, and a child laughs; this much we are assured.
The South is quite a silly place, to much they've been inured.
And though the downie babe is often oh so funny,
Must we make like the BCC
And think ourselves so stupid punny?

I've never been to Georgia, and I've always been a debtor.
Though incest in the morning? Meh, I've heard better.



This is sick. I think we should do a collab.
3 Hatch Before Cool
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
April 27 2013 02:36 GMT
#45
edgar allan poe is pleased by this use of his oeuvre
TranslatorBaa!
PhoenixVoid
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Canada32743 Posts
April 27 2013 04:15 GMT
#46
I can only remain jealous of the incredible poetic talent on this site.
I'm afraid of demented knife-wielding escaped lunatic libertarian zombie mutants
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
April 27 2013 16:59 GMT
#47
On April 27 2013 11:36 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
edgar allan poe is pleased by this use of his oeuvre


He would also be pleased by the incest, which ultimately led to the fall of the House of Usher.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
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