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nunez
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Norway4003 Posts
April 23 2013 14:29 GMT
#61
she's a keeper! don't let her get away. practice makes perfect.
conspired against by a confederacy of dunces.
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
April 23 2013 14:30 GMT
#62
On April 23 2013 17:13 CecilSunkure wrote:
Oh my god man. Holy god man oh man. Dump.

ROFL "10 or 15 times she cheated so yeah I gave her the benefit of the doubt" holy god oh man.

I know what happened here; you were slayn by the boobs. That's right. You thought she was hot so you thought she was worth a chance.


Boobs are a fucking deadly weapon.

Also, dump, gtfo of there and don't look back. Ever.
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
woreyour
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
582 Posts
April 23 2013 14:38 GMT
#63
One thing before you dump her. Fuck her and fuck her hard. Fuck her like there is no tomorrow, like it is the last time because it would really be the last time then dump her.

But seriously, this girl cleary has issues and you have trust issues - This will NEVER work!

Don't waste your time, there are lots of other girls, find one near to you and does not dick hop 12 times! One you could trust. You are only 4 months and you are meant to dump probably your next 3 girlfriends before you can get a serious one since you are only what? 19?

I am so sexy.. I sometimes romance myself..
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
April 23 2013 14:49 GMT
#64
On April 23 2013 22:26 Monsen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2013 20:38 Dandel Ion wrote:
Not sure what you're looking to get out of her except maybe threesomes with another dude.


Fixed.

Yes, I thought that was obvious.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
FFGenerations
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
7088 Posts
April 23 2013 14:53 GMT
#65
personally i get the impression that she just got tired with you and decided to fuck with you a bit, and this is how it turned out. she never had 12 bfs or cheated on them (maybe 1 or whatever) , girls can and will lie about any old shit to fuck with you if they have no respect or attraction for you. i would get over it and wise up to the world, if your girl isnt respectful and attracted to you then you will get all sorts of shit, so make sure she is and any time she isn't you need to realise and get your ass back into gear. when she told you that crap you should have laughed, made a joke and teased her about it. instead you took your balls out and snipped them off with a sissor right infront of her. life is harsh, if u wanna succeed your desires then you need to make sure you're doing the right thing
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beachbeachy
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States509 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-23 15:23:54
April 23 2013 15:23 GMT
#66
On April 23 2013 23:53 FFGenerations wrote:
personally i get the impression that she just got tired with you and decided to fuck with you a bit, and this is how it turned out. she never had 12 bfs or cheated on them (maybe 1 or whatever) , girls can and will lie about any old shit to fuck with you if they have no respect or attraction for you. i would get over it and wise up to the world, if your girl isnt respectful and attracted to you then you will get all sorts of shit, so make sure she is and any time she isn't you need to realise and get your ass back into gear. when she told you that crap you should have laughed, made a joke and teased her about it. instead you took your balls out and snipped them off with a sissor right infront of her. life is harsh, if u wanna succeed your desires then you need to make sure you're doing the right thing


She told me after I broke up with her. She has no reason to lie. The problem was me thinking I'd give her a chance.

Feel pretty good about this. I don't ever want to hear from her again ^^
Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe
9-BiT
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States1089 Posts
April 23 2013 16:47 GMT
#67
This exact thread happens about once a week, advice and outcome are always the same
kwark_uk: @father_sc learn to play maybe?
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
April 23 2013 17:32 GMT
#68
On April 23 2013 23:38 woreyour wrote:
One thing before you dump her. Fuck her and fuck her hard. Fuck her like there is no tomorrow, like it is the last time because it would really be the last time then dump her.


It sounds like he would probably be risking STDs to do this... but anyway, dump is done, lesson learned.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-23 17:44:31
April 23 2013 17:43 GMT
#69
stop thinking of her as a girlfriend, stop having feelings for her, and dump her. but keep her around to get laid.

(and use a condom of course)
wongfeihung
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States763 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-23 19:07:27
April 23 2013 19:04 GMT
#70
On April 23 2013 15:45 beachbeachy wrote:
EDIT: I broke up with her. Turns out facebook said she was online 3 hours after she said she was falling asleep. Didn't respond to any of my important texts. I skype her and she immediately logs off. Then I call her and she eventually calls back and says she was sleeping. She hangs up and says that she can't talk because her roommate is asleep. Are you fucking kidding? IF YOU GAVE A SINGLE FUCK. ONE SOLITARY FUCK. You would have walked outside to talk to me. Zero sacrifice and effort. You guys were right. I put her commitment to the test and she didn't show up.

You broke up with her! Great!

...Then you stalked her Facebook and tried furiously to contact her in all the ways you could think of.

She said she was sleeping (with another guy) when you tried to call her.

She said her "roommate" is asleep (they just had sex).

You live and you learn, I guess.
xxpack09
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2160 Posts
April 23 2013 19:40 GMT
#71
On April 24 2013 04:04 wongfeihung wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2013 15:45 beachbeachy wrote:
EDIT: I broke up with her. Turns out facebook said she was online 3 hours after she said she was falling asleep. Didn't respond to any of my important texts. I skype her and she immediately logs off. Then I call her and she eventually calls back and says she was sleeping. She hangs up and says that she can't talk because her roommate is asleep. Are you fucking kidding? IF YOU GAVE A SINGLE FUCK. ONE SOLITARY FUCK. You would have walked outside to talk to me. Zero sacrifice and effort. You guys were right. I put her commitment to the test and she didn't show up.

You broke up with her! Great!

...Then you stalked her Facebook and tried furiously to contact her in all the ways you could think of.

She said she was sleeping (with another guy) when you tried to call her.

She said her "roommate" is asleep (they just had sex).

You live and you learn, I guess.


lol, you totally misread that. He broke up with her AFTER and in part BECAUSE of the facebook/contact things.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
April 23 2013 20:00 GMT
#72
On April 23 2013 17:00 beachbeachy wrote:
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On April 23 2013 16:30 red_ wrote:
On April 23 2013 15:45 beachbeachy wrote:
EDIT: I broke up with her. Turns out facebook said she was online 3 hours after she said she was falling asleep. Didn't respond to any of my important texts. I skype her and she immediately logs off. Then I call her and she eventually calls back and says she was sleeping. She hangs up and says that she can't talk because her roommate is asleep. Are you fucking kidding? IF YOU GAVE A SINGLE FUCK. ONE SOLITARY FUCK. You would have walked outside to talk to me. Zero sacrifice and effort. You guys were right. I put her commitment to the test and she didn't show up.


On a side note, now that you've dumped her, work on being less of a doormat in future relationships. Between your OP and this post you sound like the prototypical guy who thinks acquiescing to every female request and bending over backwards accommodating them is being 'nice' and not just being a walking bag of insecurity with 'I have no confidence' plastered all over. Get your own shit together, know that you are worth being with(and if you fail to do that, change whatever you need to in order to believe it), and act accordingly.


I feel like this is unfair. I never accommodated to her every whim. I stood my ground where I needed to.

you continued to date her even though she smelled like the recipient of a 12 man bukkake, and as a result, you are now a doormat that smells of crusty old semen
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
April 23 2013 20:28 GMT
#73
On April 23 2013 13:21 beachbeachy wrote:
Straight up bunny hopping.


Straight up bunny humping*
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Snowbear
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Korea (South)1925 Posts
April 23 2013 21:04 GMT
#74
On April 23 2013 13:58 Sermokala wrote:
Trust me once a cheater always a cheater. Dump her before you get any more attached to her beacuse it'll just hurt more when she does cheat on you.


So true
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
April 24 2013 00:03 GMT
#75
On April 24 2013 05:00 QuanticHawk wrote:

you continued to date her even though she smelled like the recipient of a 12 man bukkake, and as a result, you are now a
doormat that smells of crusty old semen



Ahahahaahahahaha


man I am having a bad night but this turned it around, thanks hawk.


SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Darkren
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1841 Posts
April 24 2013 00:18 GMT
#76
You could get into a massive 50 man orgy
"Yeah, I send (hopefully) helpful PM's quite frequently. You don't have to warn/ban everything" - KadaverBB
FallDownMarigold
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States3710 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-24 01:12:24
April 24 2013 01:08 GMT
#77
On April 23 2013 13:21 beachbeachy wrote:

EDIT: I broke up with her. Turns out facebook said she was online 3 hours after she said she was falling asleep. Didn't respond to any of my important texts. I skype her and she immediately logs off. Then I call her and she eventually calls back and says she was sleeping. She hangs up and says that she can't talk because her roommate is asleep. Are you fucking kidding? IF YOU GAVE A SINGLE FUCK. ONE SOLITARY FUCK. You would have walked outside to talk to me. Zero sacrifice and effort. You guys were right. I put her commitment to the test and she didn't show up.


Ew. You sound like the type of guy that drives girls away. Maybe she's a total bitch....and before I forget -- good job on dumping her (re: letting yourself be dumped, finally). Now what you should consider is... Why are you harassing the crap out of her, nagging on her, blowing up her phone/facebook/whatever over and over with no response? Girls see that and get disgusted by it. Like I said, she might be a huge bitch, but that means you just need to let her go, and nothing more. You don't need to do what you did and act like you're obsessed with what she's doing when she makes it clear she doesn't want to be seeing/speaking to you. When after a little while you start to notice she just doesn't care anymore, you should take that as a sign she doesn't want you, and that she may not have the balls to say so. You don't have to get super hurt and flip out about it, and flip out at her... When that's what you're facing, best to let it go and not make a fool outta yourself.

I don't think guys who do shit like call a girl 5 times because she won't answer, text her, facebook her, etc., realize it's a massive backfire and makes the guy look weak and desperate -- utterly regardless of how bitchy she acted.
beachbeachy
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States509 Posts
April 24 2013 02:43 GMT
#78
On April 24 2013 10:08 FallDownMarigold wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2013 13:21 beachbeachy wrote:

EDIT: I broke up with her. Turns out facebook said she was online 3 hours after she said she was falling asleep. Didn't respond to any of my important texts. I skype her and she immediately logs off. Then I call her and she eventually calls back and says she was sleeping. She hangs up and says that she can't talk because her roommate is asleep. Are you fucking kidding? IF YOU GAVE A SINGLE FUCK. ONE SOLITARY FUCK. You would have walked outside to talk to me. Zero sacrifice and effort. You guys were right. I put her commitment to the test and she didn't show up.


Ew. You sound like the type of guy that drives girls away. Maybe she's a total bitch....and before I forget -- good job on dumping her (re: letting yourself be dumped, finally). Now what you should consider is... Why are you harassing the crap out of her, nagging on her, blowing up her phone/facebook/whatever over and over with no response? Girls see that and get disgusted by it. Like I said, she might be a huge bitch, but that means you just need to let her go, and nothing more. You don't need to do what you did and act like you're obsessed with what she's doing when she makes it clear she doesn't want to be seeing/speaking to you. When after a little while you start to notice she just doesn't care anymore, you should take that as a sign she doesn't want you, and that she may not have the balls to say so. You don't have to get super hurt and flip out about it, and flip out at her... When that's what you're facing, best to let it go and not make a fool outta yourself.

I don't think guys who do shit like call a girl 5 times because she won't answer, text her, facebook her, etc., realize it's a massive backfire and makes the guy look weak and desperate -- utterly regardless of how bitchy she acted.


You didn't read my post at all. Or maybe you did and you were just looking for the wrong things. Sounds like you're coming from a huge bias. I can see why you're banned lol - not very intelligent posting.

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
April 24 2013 04:42 GMT
#79
On April 24 2013 09:03 Torenhire wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2013 05:00 QuanticHawk wrote:

you continued to date her even though she smelled like the recipient of a 12 man bukkake, and as a result, you are now a
doormat that smells of crusty old semen



Ahahahaahahahaha


man I am having a bad night but this turned it around, thanks hawk.



holy shit hahahahaha

hawk's girl blog or general blog posts are so funny, I'm sorry hahahaha XD
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