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Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11554 Posts
August 02 2014 11:29 GMT
#1101
Nah, we just need to sneak in there, and then blast their engines with fucking 6d6 to the face. Or we can use whatever nuclear shotgun you have aquired while i wasn't there to blast it for ~89d20 from 17 miles away through the ships hull.
dismiss
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United Kingdom3341 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-08-02 15:36:33
August 02 2014 15:36 GMT
#1102
Sadly I am apparently in need of you to buy me things, since I am not ex military. Coming to think about it, you could buy some dissolvor cubes or whatever they're called. Basically they disintegrate any matter withing a few cubic metres. Those could be helpful trying to break their engines, or for that matter, trying to break into anywhere.
Failure to improve posting standards will result in a lengthy ban. I <crms_> !dumb <GeoffAnderson> crmsdota <crms_> damnit
HystericaLaughter
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia720 Posts
August 07 2014 04:45 GMT
#1103
Im not looking good for this week, and next week is even less likely. Stupid life stopping me from playing games.
My wife for hire! - Zealot
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
August 07 2014 05:19 GMT
#1104
Damn, and there was going to be some sick investigating too
Would you be able to do saturday instead?
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
HystericaLaughter
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia720 Posts
August 07 2014 08:35 GMT
#1105
No there is a small chance that ill be able to make sunday because sleep is for the weak, but ill be late. Saturday i cant do
My wife for hire! - Zealot
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
August 07 2014 17:08 GMT
#1106
Okay, well we are doing Sunday; so maybe you'll get to investigate something!
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
August 10 2014 19:35 GMT
#1107
So next meeting: Saturday or Sunday?
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11554 Posts
August 10 2014 19:36 GMT
#1108
Doesn't matter to me, but the week after next i'd prefer sunday a lot.
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Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United Kingdom3341 Posts
August 10 2014 20:59 GMT
#1109
Either one is fine for me as well. Maybe a day where we can play a little longer? :D
Failure to improve posting standards will result in a lengthy ban. I <crms_> !dumb <GeoffAnderson> crmsdota <crms_> damnit
HystericaLaughter
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia720 Posts
August 11 2014 00:45 GMT
#1110
Sunday! Because ill be able to play in that case
My wife for hire! - Zealot
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
August 11 2014 04:31 GMT
#1111
It's settled!
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11554 Posts
August 11 2014 11:37 GMT
#1112
So, a quick synopsis of what happened to us:

Blargo played doctor with a teenage girl, we broke gravity, we are now in the business of spreading goblin romance stories through the system, and we are flying through a gigantic planetwide lightning storm while shooting at ourselves. Oh, and impersonating space pizza delivery is totally a reasonable way to hijack a ship.
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
August 11 2014 23:45 GMT
#1113
Oh, and impersonating space pizza delivery is totally a reasonable way to hijack a ship.

It's kind of a dick move though.
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
dismiss
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United Kingdom3341 Posts
August 11 2014 23:55 GMT
#1114
Indeed, we should have at least brought him a pizza.
Failure to improve posting standards will result in a lengthy ban. I <crms_> !dumb <GeoffAnderson> crmsdota <crms_> damnit
HystericaLaughter
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia720 Posts
August 13 2014 12:19 GMT
#1115
Do you think pizza delivery companies in space call themselves 'space pizza delivery'? You would think they would leave out the 'space' bit.
My wife for hire! - Zealot
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11554 Posts
August 13 2014 13:51 GMT
#1116
Only a fool would think that. I am not a fool, thus i would not think that.

Obviously space pizza delivery needs to distinguish itself from the mere normal non-space pizza delivery companies. Imagine you are in space, and want a pizza. If everyone is just a pizza delivery company, you need to call 20 of them until you finally find one where the delivery guy has a space ship. That is obviously not efficient.

Also, who would voluntarily miss the possibility to add space to his company name? For example, my university would be way cooler if instead of Ludwig Maximilians University, it would be called Ludwig Maximilians Space University. Imagine if your chicken store would be called space chicken store, because it is in space. Boom. Instant 200% increase in customers.
Murgel
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden175 Posts
August 14 2014 01:07 GMT
#1117
On August 11 2014 20:37 Simberto wrote:
So, a quick synopsis of what happened to us:

Blargo played doctor with a teenage girl, we broke gravity, we are now in the business of spreading goblin romance stories through the system, and we are flying through a gigantic planetwide lightning storm while shooting at ourselves. Oh, and impersonating space pizza delivery is totally a reasonable way to hijack a ship.


Played doctor lol, well played. I feel like I need to clarify that it was not at all as immoral as that sounds. Only slightly immoral. I was merely putting Doctor Salvor in a bit of an awkward situation and recruiting a valuable asset through chatting, impersonating and lying a bit, that's all. Besides, Gonzo started it with his fan fic lies.
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
August 14 2014 03:51 GMT
#1118
Quality fanfic tho
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Xoronius
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany6362 Posts
August 21 2014 13:52 GMT
#1119
Talked to my prof, exam is set at 3.9, so I'm here this WE.
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
August 21 2014 18:00 GMT
#1120
kül \ o /
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
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