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Sexy Women
I just had a sudden urge to write about this. Before you read, just know that there really isn't a reason why I'm sharing.
So last year in my Spanish class, there was this girl that was sooo sexy. We'll name her Felicity, as it's not a girl blog if that's not her fake name. So, throughout the year I started to get the feeling that she kind of wanted me (or it, if you know what i mean  . Unfortunately, I was socially awkward (and still am). This meant that I couldn't just walk over and talk to a girl that was already interested. No, my I.Q. was much too high for that. Instead, I took advantage of the fact that we had to speak a lot in our Spanish class. Most of the time, these conversations took place with a partner or a group. I strategically placed myself in certain desks relative to hers in order to maximize the chances I'd be her partner. Luckily, the class before (math class) happened to overlook her path to the Spanish room. So my daily routine was something like this:
1. Come up with questions to ask about the material for the first hour
2. Ask as many questions as possible in the last minutes to keep the class in the room past the bell. This step was very important in order to minimize the awkwardness of the next step.
3. Try to stay in the classroom until I saw Felicity walk by. This meant conversations with people I barely know about awkward topics while I awkwardly look out the window instead of at them. Depending on how well I executed step 2, these conversations could last anywhere from 20 seconds to 3 minutes.
4. When Felicity walked by, I immediately blew off the person that I happened to be speaking with and proceeded to Spanish class.
5. Once I arrived, I found the optimal desk for class that day. I even created a general rule that had almost a fifty percent effectiveness rate. (Yes, I kept stats. I had to optimize my rule) Count how many friends she had within arm's length of her, and then sit that many arms-lengths away. If possible, put the same amount of my friends within arms-length of myself.
Despite my best efforts, I wasn't able to capitalize on the situation. Maybe speaking to each other in broken Spanish had something to do with it. (Oh btw, Felicity wasn't the least bit interested according to her friend, lol)
So this year, I met her brother during preseason basketball workouts. He's a freshman who really wasn't nearly good enough to make neither Varsity nor J.V. Even though I knew he wouldn't make the team, I decided to basketball tutor him. Why, you ask? Well, his sister is sooo sexy. So I took him to the Y and I got him in some pick-up games. I made some drills for the both of us to do. I even took him to the weight room once. But the more I hung around this kid, the more I realized that I actually enjoyed his company. Turns out he's just as socially awkward as I was freshman year (I'm getting better in social situations). I couldn't tell you if he enjoyed our time as much as I did, but being seen with the 6'3" senior that averages a double-double couldn't have hurt his social standing.
Alright, here's where it all comes together.
Very recently (a week ago), Felicity came up to me and started a conversation about her brother. Was i nervous? Oh yea. I swear I felt beads of sweat slide down my forehead. But the clear and pre-established conversation topic meant I had at least a small chance to finish the conversation without being awkward. I carefully chose my responses, careful not to make any bad jokes or inadvertently offensive comments (I now realize this resulted in delays in the conversation, meaning I stuttered and made long silences). Luckily, the more I spoke with her, the more she lost her "sexy woman" identity and became like her brother. To my delight, she's actually way more socially awkward than I am. Since then, I speak with Felicity much more (she still doesn't want me).
That's my story, maybe my point could be "Sexy women can be awkward too"
 
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pics to determine if truly sexy or not. xD
so u used her brother to get to her?
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something doesn't add up here. You are 6'3, average a double double, the girl is gorgeous and uninterested, but you don't have the nuts to ask her out, yet you can ask her brother out (to play B-ball if you know what I mean ). I sense a disturbance in the girl blog force.
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pics or it didn't happen...
And i guess good for you...
IM SOO CONFUSED
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since the whole talking to her and imagining her as her brother thing worked, i think you should talk to her brother and imagine it as her. kind of like inception on yourself, except with your own dick and his hairy butt
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No pics, no story
I liked the read xD
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So umm, did you two engage in the magical act of procreation?
Participate in any coital activities?
Did you plant your seed in the bountiful fields?
Did you satisfy the primal urges of reproduction?
Did you fill up her tank?
Did you entrar las labias?
Did you two have the opportunity to bond on a higher level?
Did you attain ultimate intimacy with her?
Did the two of you gaze upon the vast horizon and repopulate the barren land?
Did you get to "know" her?
Did your hobbit enter into the land of Mordor?
Did you go inside of her?
Did your queens inject her hatcheries regularly?
Ok I'll stop. :p
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On January 29 2013 14:30 QuanticHawk wrote:
since the whole talking to her and imagining her as her brother thing worked, i think you should talk to her brother and imagine it as her. kind of like inception on yourself, except with your own dick and his hairy butt
I don't think anything else needs to be said here
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Jesus your almost as creeper as i was in high school.
Well no, i ditched classes to keep away from the girl i "loved"
but daaamn.
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I'm really confused as to if this is a good thing or not
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The trend of girl blogs that I'm observing here is quite interesting. People are moving away from nervous anxiety and vacuous armchair theory towards genuinely accepting lowered standards of interaction with enthusiasm. That is, I'm seeing less of "oh shit what should I do to hit that" to "hey this is what I did and now we're... friends and I'm happy about it".
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LOL
Oh man the things people do to protect their egos, jesus christ.
Admittedly I used to do this, but definitely not on this level.
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it sounds like the brother is really right for you. Keep up the "b ball" and maybe there will "be balls" slapping against his ass soon.
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Nice.
Reading stuff like this makes me feel so much better about myself.
Keep it up.
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There is so much fun stuff to read here! :D
Keep it coming! 
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LOL I love this blog. The best punch line has to be (she still doesn't want me).
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On January 29 2013 17:51 FractalsOnFire wrote:
LOL
Oh man the things people do to protect their egos, jesus christ.
Admittedly I used to do this, but definitely not on this level.
what's harder, protecting your ego or getting rid of it? :D
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On January 30 2013 02:13 iheartEDM wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2013 17:51 FractalsOnFire wrote:
LOL
Oh man the things people do to protect their egos, jesus christ.
Admittedly I used to do this, but definitely not on this level. what's harder, protecting your ego or getting rid of it? :D
Definitely 'getting rid' of the ego is harder, simply because it means you have to confront all your negative emotions. Ego protection just means you avoid the negative emotions instead of dealing with them in a healthy manner.
I've never agreed with the term 'getting rid' of the ego, I don't think you can ever fully get rid of it, definitely transcending or letting go of the ego is feasible.
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I do believe that there are reasons that you aren't a well accomplished Executor...
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On January 29 2013 17:37 Loser777 wrote:
The trend of girl blogs that I'm observing here is quite interesting. People are moving away from nervous anxiety and vacuous armchair theory towards genuinely accepting lowered standards of interaction with enthusiasm. That is, I'm seeing less of "oh shit what should I do to hit that" to "hey this is what I did and now we're... friends and I'm happy about it".
I noticed this as well.
Elitism is going out the window ;P
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On February 04 2013 21:14 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2013 17:37 Loser777 wrote:
The trend of girl blogs that I'm observing here is quite interesting. People are moving away from nervous anxiety and vacuous armchair theory towards genuinely accepting lowered standards of interaction with enthusiasm. That is, I'm seeing less of "oh shit what should I do to hit that" to "hey this is what I did and now we're... friends and I'm happy about it". I noticed this as well. Elitism is going out the window ;P
Girl blogs lately been all cute and warm, full of hope, and altogether less desperate. As you said, it's more about the story-telling rather than what-should-I-do.
I don't mind, as long as there are new fresh ones to read everyday.
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Stop being a loser. Get shit done, she won't like you because you were a pussy, you will be hurt, move on and become better. What the fuck is this crap.
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EPT
