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krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
January 10 2013 10:09 GMT
#61
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Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
January 10 2013 23:01 GMT
#62
After masturbating A through Z, you must mount the low horse to complete your training.
fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
January 11 2013 00:13 GMT
#63
Guys it isn't working. Although it is easier to get aroused, quotidian females still pale in comparison to attractive ones. I need to find a method to fetishize obese and unattractive females. Help.
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
ibanez
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
75 Posts
January 11 2013 00:36 GMT
#64
On January 11 2013 09:13 fatfail wrote:
Guys it isn't working. Although it is easier to get aroused, quotidian females still pale in comparison to attractive ones. I need to find a method to fetishize obese and unattractive females. Help.


Deprive yourself of sexual stimulation for one entire month, and then relieve yourself to one of those perceptively 'unattractive' girls. Good luck!
Kalingingsong
Profile Joined September 2009
Canada633 Posts
January 11 2013 00:38 GMT
#65
after masturbating so much you much be low on protein, don't forget to eat.
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ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
January 11 2013 03:31 GMT
#66
On January 11 2013 09:13 fatfail wrote:
Guys it isn't working. Although it is easier to get aroused, quotidian females still pale in comparison to attractive ones. I need to find a method to fetishize obese and unattractive females. Help.


I'm sure Japan has a solution for that somewhere.
Come motivate me to be cynical about animus at http://infinityandone.blogspot.com/ // Stork proxy gates are beautiful.
Blisse
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada3710 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-11 04:42:54
January 11 2013 03:41 GMT
#67
On January 11 2013 09:13 fatfail wrote:
Guys it isn't working. Although it is easier to get aroused, quotidian females still pale in comparison to attractive ones. I need to find a method to fetishize obese and unattractive females. Help.



Now that you're aroused to everything, the next task is to be aroused at nothing. You need to control your emotions, and not let your emotions rule you. Women want someone who talks to them like a human being, not like a crazed sex addict aroused by trees. Good luck and keep us updated!
There is no one like you in the universe.
liberal
Profile Joined November 2011
1116 Posts
January 11 2013 04:39 GMT
#68
LOL this thread is hilarious, 5/5 OP.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
January 11 2013 14:09 GMT
#69
On January 11 2013 09:13 fatfail wrote:
Guys it isn't working. Although it is easier to get aroused, quotidian females still pale in comparison to attractive ones. I need to find a method to fetishize obese and unattractive females. Help.

have you ever heard of the term........ beer goggles....
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OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
January 11 2013 16:01 GMT
#70
On January 11 2013 09:13 fatfail wrote:
Guys it isn't working. Although it is easier to get aroused, quotidian females still pale in comparison to attractive ones. I need to find a method to fetishize obese and unattractive females. Help.

You've got to introduce the element of RAGE into your fetishes. Let the anger consume your mind. They are defenceless. Take your hands. Stroke with all your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
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