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Fission
Canada1184 Posts
On December 02 2012 14:50 docvoc wrote: Ouch O.O that was a pretty harsh critique of a guy you only know through the internet, even if it is SoR. Almost certainly unneccesarily harsh, but I'm drunk, and I find relationship blogs maximally aggravating. SoR, I apologize for being a dick, I'm sure you may be a nice person IRL. | ||
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brian
United States9639 Posts
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
You must have shown some sort of interest to all your ladyfriends, either intentionally or unintentionally. Girls are much better at reading this kind of thing. During conversations, girls will typically bring up their boyfriend if they don't want you getting interested in them. For example, if you just meet a girl and ask them "Hey, how was your week?", they might respond like "Pretty good, made a gingerbread house with my boyfriend". Obviously they didn't feel you got the message, so they need to resort to a stronger attack - and in this case, explicitly showing you their boyfriend. Now from this point, you can either call gg, or start building pylons around the map. I prefer the latter. Next time you see them with their boyfriend, you need to bring two half naked women, holding one in each arm. After your ladyfriend is like "Hey SoR!", you should be like "Hey, you look familiar, which one were you again?" If you don't feel she got the message at this point, start dancing Gangnam Style. + Show Spoiler + Not actually serious advice, I completely made everything up. Just wanted to make a reference to that awful, awful MLG match. | ||
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Frits
11782 Posts
On December 02 2012 11:25 StateofReverie wrote: I just feel akward coz it's around their boyfriends who I don't know Then how about introducing yourself like a normal human being instead of being awkward. | ||
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Ryalnos
United States1946 Posts
On December 02 2012 14:37 Fission wrote: There really are no words to describe how hilariously awful this is. OP, no, no, no.no. no nooooooooo. And don't refer to women (or girls) as feeeeeeeemales, it makes you look like a wierdo introvert who is terrified of women and has no idea how to interact with them (which, judging by the content of your post, is 100% accurate). Welcome to your first StateofReverie blog! | ||
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Mothra
United States1448 Posts
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
Or maybe they're just confused when you try to show off your Blackberry Storm Have you tried mentioning growing up in Rochester yet? | ||
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husniack
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GnarlyArbitrage
575 Posts
On December 02 2012 11:18 StateofReverie wrote: I have noticed recently that all my lady friends who have other boyfriends will say hi *SoR* when they are walking with their boyfriends who I don't know.... and then out of all things they say my name and then those boyfriends know my name :s I wonder if I am just being used to make their boyfriends jealous or I am just making something out of nothing Also I played mortal kombat on the ps3 for the first time. It's such a simple game compared to sc2 haha I beat everyone there even though it was my first time playing it. I picked this guy called "noob" coz I thought his name was funny, turns out he ended up being a pretty legit character-fighter Let the ladies know what fatalities you did next time you see them. This will, 100% of the time, drop their panties for them. Noob saibot. Sometimes, when I'm shopping for food or just anywhere, if I see a chick's butt, I just think to myself, "Now, is she showing her ass off for me, or just bending over?" Then, it turns out it was just ALIENS. | ||
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Linwelin
Ireland7554 Posts
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snexwang
Australia224 Posts
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meteorskunk
Canada546 Posts
You're just distracting yourself from other peepz when you think like this. STOP pls | ||
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KillerSOS
United States4207 Posts
On December 02 2012 17:46 DigiGnar wrote: Let the ladies know what fatalities you did next time you see them. This will, 100% of the time, drop their panties for them. Noob saibot. Sometimes, when I'm shopping for food or just anywhere, if I see a chick's butt, I just think to myself, "Now, is she showing her ass off for me, or just bending over?" Then, it turns out it was just ALIENS. It's always the aliens. I love these blogs so much. | ||
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StateofReverie
United States633 Posts
On December 02 2012 23:19 meteorskunk wrote: YO YOUR RADARS SENSITIVITY IS MUCH 2 High LOL. YOu need it SET @ three but you have it @10 or so LOL. You're just distracting yourself from other peepz when you think like this. STOP pls Why would i set it at 3? The best lines of communication come from the details in my opinion | ||
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Marti
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Chef
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Azera
3800 Posts
On December 03 2012 01:52 Chef wrote: They are probably making fun of you because they know just saying your name makes your face go red/makes you look away. Yes. Yes. Yes. | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32130 Posts
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brian
United States9639 Posts
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
On December 03 2012 03:37 QuanticHawk wrote: the boyfriends think you are the gay friend they go shopping with. look how much you know about fashion. evidently not very much :X I think he posted pics and people were lining up to insult him :c | ||
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