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Fumanchu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada669 Posts
October 17 2012 00:33 GMT
#21
Cool beans?

So in the Jelly Bean Factory world, one slightly diseased bean error is rectified with ten new bean bags and one bean box? Did they throw in the bean box because of the bean fizz? If you find another bean of equal or lesser value will you return it again?
Easy doesnt fit into grownup life.
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
October 17 2012 00:43 GMT
#22
Nice of them to send you extra beans.

Adorable blog as usual.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
October 17 2012 00:48 GMT
#23
ur cute Jolt
WriterXiao8~~
simmeh
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada2511 Posts
October 17 2012 00:54 GMT
#24
thought this was going to be about android jellybean

but this is much better. thank you OP
byah!
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
October 17 2012 01:16 GMT
#25
This is such an epic blog. I came in here expecting software as well. Lol at your chimera bean and funny company response.

This reminds me of that time somebody sent some blob monster pictures to Blizzard claiming to be the owner's son or something and they sent him pictures back showing what they would look like professionally drawn.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
October 17 2012 01:18 GMT
#26
Sweet new sj blog. We love you jolt <3
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
October 17 2012 01:30 GMT
#27
I PICKED NEW JELLYBEANS FOR YOU DONT YOU WORRY

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우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
lazyitachi
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
1043 Posts
October 17 2012 01:36 GMT
#28
1) Find deformed bean
2) Write a letter about said bean
3) Send bean and letter back to manufacturer
4) Receive complimentary beans
5) Repeat step 1 -4 as necessary
... ???

n) Profit!!!! BEANSSSSSSSSS :D
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
October 17 2012 01:40 GMT
#29
On October 17 2012 10:36 lazyitachi wrote:
1) Find deformed bean
2) Write a letter about said bean
3) Send bean and letter back to manufacturer
4) Receive complimentary beans
5) Repeat step 1 -4 as necessary
... ???

n) Profit!!!! BEANSSSSSSSSS :D

If only that worked with money, oh this note is bent, this note has a rip in it, please for my troubles i require compensation of more money kekeke
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
October 17 2012 02:26 GMT
#30
Lol this is the proudest I have been of you Sir Jolt.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Bippzy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1466 Posts
October 17 2012 02:33 GMT
#31
On October 17 2012 09:30 Flaccid wrote:
You've bean busy.

I'm jelly of the stuff they sent him.
LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
October 17 2012 04:17 GMT
#32
On October 17 2012 10:36 lazyitachi wrote:
1) Find deformed bean
2) Write a letter about said bean
3) Send bean and letter back to manufacturer
4) Receive complimentary beans
5) Repeat step 1 -4 as necessary
... ???

n) Profit!!!! BEANSSSSSSSSS :D


why not just use 1 of the beans they sent you, squash it and send it back
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
October 17 2012 06:13 GMT
#33
How drole...
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
October 17 2012 07:42 GMT
#34
I'm so jelly
LightTemplar
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Ireland481 Posts
October 17 2012 07:56 GMT
#35
Haha gotta love An Post. Fun blog, thanks Sir!
"Thoughts are always there, the mind can't stop" - Grubby
Ota Solgryn
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Denmark2011 Posts
October 17 2012 09:19 GMT
#36
Me jelly!

Or at least, I have bean.
ihasaKAROT: "Wish people would stop wasting their lives on finding flaws in others"
VenomBRA
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands168 Posts
October 17 2012 12:17 GMT
#37
I bet they threw the aberration into a test tube with Potassium Chlorate. It's the only thing they could do.

Warning, loud sounds when the reaction starts, at 0:21:
"We got a lot of nothing to say"
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
October 17 2012 15:18 GMT
#38
Oh wow Jolt you're so hilarious ^^
Boonbag
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France3318 Posts
October 17 2012 15:28 GMT
#39
connoisseur doesn't exist

it's connaisseur

connoisseur looks / sounds very retarded
Rucho
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States124 Posts
October 17 2012 15:33 GMT
#40
Is this a jelly bean factory in Ireland? I live near the Jelly Belly Jelly Bean factory in Vacaville, Ca. I suppose I naively thought that they were the sole producer of all non off brand jelly beans.
antes los dollares eran bonitos, pero ahorra dollares ni ay
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