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So you've seen people with massive post counts and you think to yourself, "Wow! How can I be like that guy! What can I post to make him like me? Jeez! I wish he'd quote my post!" I'm here to help you achieve your dreams. If you follow my instructions, then maybe one day konadora/Torte de Lini/Probe1/ a Mod will notice you and reply you.
I know, you're probably creaming your pants right now as you think about all the "x000th Posts!" blogs you plan on making. But you have to check if you have the following before following through with this guide:
- A Lack of Self-Respect
- <999 Posts
If you have over thousand posts already, this guide isn't for you. Beginners only.
#1 - Sign-up for All the Fan-Clubs
"But but but! What about supporting my favourite players?"
Listen, nobody cares. If you don't support everybody, you're hurting ESPORTS, and Hot_Bid doesn't like that.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/HSXDu.jpg) You really want to make this guy mad?
Here's something you can copy and paste to the fan clubs, just to make your life that much easier:
Wow! I love this person! Such an amazing contributor to the community and so wonderful for helping grow eSports. I wish this person nothing but the best! Sign me up~
Click here to go to the Fan Club Sub-forum
#2 - Post In All Guide Threads
This one is pretty easy. Go to all the threads that are tagged '[G]' and tell the OP how much you appreciate their efforts and whatnot.
Again, here's something you can copy and paste:
Thanks for this! I really appreciate your efforts! Thanks for taking the time to contribute to the community!
Don't worry too much about any amount of self-respect you have left at this step. Many people say the same things albeit in varying manners.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/yWlQI.png) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/l1PzL.png) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/gWH97.png) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/kC4iB.png) Remember this too while you're at it - If you spell 'definitely' with an 'A', you are definitely an A-hole.
Disclaimer:
If you are the poster of the examples given above and would like me to remove the image with your name on it, PM me.
Click here for all the guide threads in the SC2 Strategy Forum
#3 - TV Series Threads
I'm sure you get the general idea by now.
I'm such a huge fan of this series!
or alternatively, for Glee and such:
I don't understand how anybody can like this show. To each their own I guess.
Click here for TV Series threads
#4 - Suck up to Featured Bloggers
Not that they're not any good, but the circlejerk is always overwhelming and it usually detracts the actual value of the blog. And now you can join the circlejerk!
Great write-up!
Thanks for these wonderful words. 
You write so well! More please!
5/5 amazing!
omg 5/5 if i cud i wud gif u more than 5/5 lol id give u 10/5 lol guys hes so amazing amiright?
Click here for a list of all Featured Bloggers
#5 - Announcement Threads
We've all seen our fair share of announcement threads. All you have to do is sift them through the list of newly created threads and post a couple of replies like:
So pumped for this! Woo!
Wow can't wait for this! This is amazing!
Wat! Omg this is great news!!!
SIIICCCCCCCCCCKK!
For teams announcing new pick-ups:
SICK PICK UP! (Insert team name here) FIGHTING!!!
If you follow the above steps, then you should be on your way to realizing how much post count really matters to a reply from a Mod or somebody with a huge number of posts.
I wish you the best of luck!
 
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omg 5/5 if i cud i wud gif u more than 5/5 lol id give u 10/5 lol guys hes so amazing amiright?
+ Show Spoiler +Hahahahhaah. This might as well be a guide to being allowed on the dota 2 key waiting list.
But nice parody. I feel kinda bad i do none of those things except hype during mlg and gsl
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On October 16 2012 20:04 Bippzy wrote:omg 5/5 if i cud i wud gif u more than 5/5 lol id give u 10/5 lol guys hes so amazing amiright? + Show Spoiler +Hahahahhaah. This might as well be a guide to being allowed on the dota 2 key waiting list.
But nice parody. I feel kinda bad i do none of those things except hype during mlg and gsl
Haha! Thanks!
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Canada270 Posts
I'm a huge fan of this blog! So pumped for more!
4.95/5 would have LOVED to see you plug your twitter/stream but thanks for this anyways!
:D :D
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Worth the read and the re-read. Also, 5/5 !
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Where's the LR spamming? Therein lies true greatness
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4.95/5 because you messed up on the new pick-ups from teams.
The real post to do must contain
Sickest pick-up! Probably one of the most talented players out there
It's mandatory.
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5/5 amazing!
+ Show Spoiler +That was one hell of a blog here, nice idea by the way, but you should create another one for those <10.000 now. :p
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On October 16 2012 21:29 Scarecrow wrote:
Where's the LR spamming? Therein lies true greatness
Amazing guide. I'll be using this quite a bit :D
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On October 16 2012 21:29 Scarecrow wrote:
Where's the LR spamming? Therein lies true greatness
this. sc2 tourneys is "the" place for posting stuff fast
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Thanks for this! I really appreciate your efforts! Thanks for taking the time to contribute to the community!
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Oh you guys
On October 16 2012 21:36 Lysteria wrote:5/5 amazing! + Show Spoiler +That was one hell of a blog here, nice idea by the way, but you should create another one for those <10.000 now. :p
On October 16 2012 21:29 Scarecrow wrote:
Where's the LR spamming? Therein lies true greatness
Part 2 maybe?
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hahahah clearly LR is missing.
Look at my stats this is how it's done,
I miss rekrul moderation
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LR is correct, but Mafia is just as good for spamming (and makes you part of an exclusive club-within-a-club on TL)
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You write so well! More please!
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not enough about making fun of girl blogs
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Great writeup. Thanks for these wonderful words...
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Russian Federation228 Posts
Thanks for this! I really appreciate your efforts! Thanks for taking the time to contribute to the community!
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United Kingdom14464 Posts
Lack of Girl Blogs and LR spamming ruins this whole torrid affair unfortunately. Seriously, who needs content when you can just post constantly in SC2 LRs, I hate guys who do that.
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brilliant. ive always wondered about this community. lack of self respect sums it up quite well
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On October 16 2012 22:36 bonifaceviii wrote:
LR is correct, but Mafia is just as good for spamming (and makes you part of an exclusive club-within-a-club on TL)
What a load of nonsense
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This is a shitty guide, I definitely hate it!
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how much e-peen growth did the hot_bid picture yield ?
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Canada6330 Posts
After reading this guide I realize I still have a lot of growing to do...
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no wonder my post count in so low
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I would say I DEFINATELY enjoyed reading this. I appreciate your effort. Great write-up 5/5
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I don't post in any of those topics except for announcement threads.
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Thanks for this! I really appreciate your efforts! Thanks for taking the time to contribute to the community!
You write so well! More please!
This made me laugh 5/5
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On October 17 2012 01:09 Torte de Lini wrote:
I don't post in any of those topics except for announcement threads.
I don't think he cares, I think he just chose notable posters due to post count.
Isn't this blog just one giant attempt to do exactly what you are supposedly guiding newbies to do?
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On October 17 2012 01:40 Flonomenalz wrote:Show nested quote +On October 17 2012 01:09 Torte de Lini wrote:
I don't post in any of those topics except for announcement threads. I don't think he cares, I think he just chose notable posters due to post count. Isn't this blog just one giant attempt to do exactly what you are supposedly guiding newbies to do?
Where am I guiding newbies?
and I get this is more of a joke post then anything of course~
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Am I not allowed to read a guide, think it worthwhile to try out, and post in the thread saying: "Thanks, looks interesting, will try this out"
Positive encouragement for contributors can't be all bad, can it?
Sometimes I have nothing to add other than "Thanks!"
For example, I find this blog funny, so I comment:
Nice blog, made me laugh!
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As a person with 0< substance in my post I approve of this guide.
Thanks for this! I really appreciate your efforts! Thanks for taking the time to contribute to the community!
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Blazinghand
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This is like reading a mirror of myself o_0
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28084 Posts
lol. This was pretty funny. GJ
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For those saying that LR threads, Mafia, and so on, should be included, I'll do my best to work them into Part 2
On October 17 2012 00:15 meteorskunk wrote:
how much e-peen growth did the hot_bid picture yield ?
About an e-nch (say it aloud).
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On October 17 2012 01:46 Torte de Lini wrote:Show nested quote +On October 17 2012 01:40 Flonomenalz wrote:On October 17 2012 01:09 Torte de Lini wrote:
I don't post in any of those topics except for announcement threads. I don't think he cares, I think he just chose notable posters due to post count. Isn't this blog just one giant attempt to do exactly what you are supposedly guiding newbies to do? Where am I guiding newbies? and I get this is more of a joke post then anything of course~
Yup it's a joke~~
Thanks for the all the responses, so cheeky!
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What an interesting guide. I'll try this later on tonight on the ladder for sure
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On October 17 2012 07:10 GeneralStan wrote:
What an interesting guide. I'll try this later on tonight on the ladder for sure
Post some reps later?
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United States10328 Posts
lol
+ Show Spoiler +Unfortunately posting like flamewheel doesn't work if you don't have enough posts, because then you get banned...
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Don't forget about all the subcommunities! It's a lot easier to get noticed there because there are less people to compete with and more people knowing your name = greater e-fame.
The LoL patch notes thread, the EVE group, the KMD, the ADT, etc.
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Best
blog
ever.
^ Now I feel really shitty about posting a one liner, so I'll do funky stuff by entering after every word.
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Great write-up!
Thanks for these wonderful words.
You write so well! More please!
5/5 amazing!
omg 5/5 if i cud i wud gif u more than 5/5 lol id give u 10/5 lol guys hes so amazing amiright?
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