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So you've seen people with massive post counts and you think to yourself, "Wow! How can I be like that guy! What can I post to make him like me? Jeez! I wish he'd quote my post!" I'm here to help you achieve your dreams. If you follow my instructions, then maybe one day konadora/Torte de Lini/Probe1/ a Mod will notice you and reply you.
I know, you're probably creaming your pants right now as you think about all the "x000th Posts!" blogs you plan on making. But you have to check if you have the following before following through with this guide:
- A Lack of Self-Respect
- <999 Posts
If you have over thousand posts already, this guide isn't for you. Beginners only.
#1 - Sign-up for All the Fan-Clubs
"But but but! What about supporting my favourite players?"
Listen, nobody cares. If you don't support everybody, you're hurting ESPORTS, and Hot_Bid doesn't like that.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/HSXDu.jpg) You really want to make this guy mad?
Here's something you can copy and paste to the fan clubs, just to make your life that much easier:
Wow! I love this person! Such an amazing contributor to the community and so wonderful for helping grow eSports. I wish this person nothing but the best! Sign me up~
Click here to go to the Fan Club Sub-forum
#2 - Post In All Guide Threads
This one is pretty easy. Go to all the threads that are tagged '[G]' and tell the OP how much you appreciate their efforts and whatnot.
Again, here's something you can copy and paste:
Thanks for this! I really appreciate your efforts! Thanks for taking the time to contribute to the community!
Don't worry too much about any amount of self-respect you have left at this step. Many people say the same things albeit in varying manners.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/yWlQI.png) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/l1PzL.png) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/gWH97.png) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/kC4iB.png) Remember this too while you're at it - If you spell 'definitely' with an 'A', you are definitely an A-hole.
Disclaimer:
If you are the poster of the examples given above and would like me to remove the image with your name on it, PM me.
Click here for all the guide threads in the SC2 Strategy Forum
#3 - TV Series Threads
I'm sure you get the general idea by now.
I'm such a huge fan of this series!
or alternatively, for Glee and such:
I don't understand how anybody can like this show. To each their own I guess.
Click here for TV Series threads
#4 - Suck up to Featured Bloggers
Not that they're not any good, but the circlejerk is always overwhelming and it usually detracts the actual value of the blog. And now you can join the circlejerk!
Great write-up!
Thanks for these wonderful words. 
You write so well! More please!
5/5 amazing!
omg 5/5 if i cud i wud gif u more than 5/5 lol id give u 10/5 lol guys hes so amazing amiright?
Click here for a list of all Featured Bloggers
#5 - Announcement Threads
We've all seen our fair share of announcement threads. All you have to do is sift them through the list of newly created threads and post a couple of replies like:
So pumped for this! Woo!
Wow can't wait for this! This is amazing!
Wat! Omg this is great news!!!
SIIICCCCCCCCCCKK!
For teams announcing new pick-ups:
SICK PICK UP! (Insert team name here) FIGHTING!!!
If you follow the above steps, then you should be on your way to realizing how much post count really matters to a reply from a Mod or somebody with a huge number of posts.
I wish you the best of luck!
 
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omg 5/5 if i cud i wud gif u more than 5/5 lol id give u 10/5 lol guys hes so amazing amiright?
+ Show Spoiler +Hahahahhaah. This might as well be a guide to being allowed on the dota 2 key waiting list.
But nice parody. I feel kinda bad i do none of those things except hype during mlg and gsl
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On October 16 2012 20:04 Bippzy wrote:omg 5/5 if i cud i wud gif u more than 5/5 lol id give u 10/5 lol guys hes so amazing amiright? + Show Spoiler +Hahahahhaah. This might as well be a guide to being allowed on the dota 2 key waiting list.
But nice parody. I feel kinda bad i do none of those things except hype during mlg and gsl
Haha! Thanks!
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I'm a huge fan of this blog! So pumped for more!
4.95/5 would have LOVED to see you plug your twitter/stream but thanks for this anyways!
:D :D
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Worth the read and the re-read. Also, 5/5 !
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Where's the LR spamming? Therein lies true greatness
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4.95/5 because you messed up on the new pick-ups from teams.
The real post to do must contain
Sickest pick-up! Probably one of the most talented players out there
It's mandatory.
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5/5 amazing!
+ Show Spoiler +That was one hell of a blog here, nice idea by the way, but you should create another one for those <10.000 now. :p
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On October 16 2012 21:29 Scarecrow wrote:
Where's the LR spamming? Therein lies true greatness
Amazing guide. I'll be using this quite a bit :D
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On October 16 2012 21:29 Scarecrow wrote:
Where's the LR spamming? Therein lies true greatness
this. sc2 tourneys is "the" place for posting stuff fast
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Thanks for this! I really appreciate your efforts! Thanks for taking the time to contribute to the community!
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Oh you guys
On October 16 2012 21:36 Lysteria wrote:5/5 amazing! + Show Spoiler +That was one hell of a blog here, nice idea by the way, but you should create another one for those <10.000 now. :p
On October 16 2012 21:29 Scarecrow wrote:
Where's the LR spamming? Therein lies true greatness
Part 2 maybe?
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hahahah clearly LR is missing.
Look at my stats this is how it's done,
I miss rekrul moderation
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LR is correct, but Mafia is just as good for spamming (and makes you part of an exclusive club-within-a-club on TL)
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You write so well! More please!
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not enough about making fun of girl blogs
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Great writeup. Thanks for these wonderful words...
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Russian Federation228 Posts
Thanks for this! I really appreciate your efforts! Thanks for taking the time to contribute to the community!
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United Kingdom14464 Posts
Lack of Girl Blogs and LR spamming ruins this whole torrid affair unfortunately. Seriously, who needs content when you can just post constantly in SC2 LRs, I hate guys who do that.
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EPT
