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so yesterday at college, i was just listening to my ipod minding my own business, and i realized I had to pee before class. while most days i just walk into the bathroom and do what I have to do, wash my hands, and get back out, it was a little different this time around. i remember seeing one of the cute girls from my class walking around with her iphone talking to her boyfriend or something, she is a cute brunette about 5'4 and pretty skinny. that day she had heels on and the click, click of her shoes on the hard floor outside the classroom was driving me crazy. i was a little hypnotized by her beauty that i forgot that I had to go pee because class was gonna start in like 2 minutes.
i go the bathroom, and the very first thing i notice is the awkward absence of urinals. the bathroom looked exactly like a boys bathroom except that here was no urinals. it was a strange experience. in my confusion of watching the hot girl and thinking about my upcoming american history class and if we were gonna have a pop quiz or not, i had totally forgot to check the little boys sign outside the bathroom, and now i realized I had to get out of that hostile battle zone as soon as i can.
but, right at that moment, i hear a distinct click, click outside the door. i immediately recognize the sound and realize the hot girl who was on her iphone is gonna come in here and take a piss or something. i had no choice. i knew it was wrong but there was no other escape. i quickly run into one of the stalls and lock it and stand on top of the toilet seat.
the girl comes in, looks at herself in the mirror (i'm peeking from over the stall) but thankfully she doesn't take a piss or anything. i'm just there thinking, thank god, it would be totally morally and ethically wrong for me to watch a girl take a piss. not to mention i could never fantasize about her ever again after that.
so she leaves, the coast is clear. i rush out of the girls bathroom and go to class. but in my hurry i forget that i had to go pee in the first place, and i never did actually manage to take a piss. thats when i realize that my boxers are wet. i don't even know how that happened,
on the positive side there was no pop quiz
 
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On October 05 2012 09:47 farvacola wrote:
ok StateofReverie
lol, could have fooled me too. Perhaps this is his alt account?
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I assure you I am not StateOfReverie. For one thing my grammar is a lot better than his.
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thats when i realize that my boxers are wet. i don't even know how that happened,
usually that happens when something comes out of your penis. and there's only two things that commonly come out of your penis. you tell us which one you think it is.
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On October 05 2012 09:53 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +thats when i realize that my boxers are wet. i don't even know how that happened, usually that happens when something comes out of your penis. and there's only two things that commonly come out of your penis. you tell us which one you think it is.
sorry for the misunderstanding. i meant that i somehow wet myself even though i never intended to take a piss. i had a lot of adrenaline in this situation so i don't remember ever peeing. i know that I wasn't dreaming, because if I had a wet dream, that would happen to the be the second thing you reference, not pee. but it's hard to be excitable with a full bladder, i know this from experience
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Well, I don't feel the automatic urge to 1-star you, so I'll assume you're not State ...
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thats when i realize that my boxers are wet. i don't even know how that happened,
That's... wonderful. I don't think I've ever heard of that happening to college-age kids. Was she really that hot or were you just that scared of being caught in the girl's bathroom?
Also,
the girl comes in, looks at herself in the mirror (i'm peeking from over the stall)
WTF!
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On October 05 2012 09:52 EffervescentAureola wrote:
I assure you I am not StateOfReverie. For one thing my grammar is a lot better than his.
No, an inexperienced eye might might buy your pretense of having decent grammar, but anyone else will see through the fog of pretentiousness and see your poor phrasing/choice of words.
I would also like to add that, as of reading this blog, I officially deny that you, the person whose antics are described in EffervescentAureola's blogs, exists.
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I assure you I am not EffervescentAureola. For one thing my stories is a lot better than his
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Russian Federation3632 Posts
I see shit-posting AI has improved much over the years...it's even learning from it's mistakes.
the horror, the horror
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I was visiting a museum few weeks ago. The lobby is very dim and dark so walking down the hallway it gradually gets darker to the point where you cant distinguish the bathroom doors. I blindly stumble into the restroom and noticed the lack of urinals, it took me a few seconds to realize what I just done.
Fortunately, it was a quiet day so nobody was there, ran the hell out of there just in time before anyone saw an idiot walk into the female restroom.
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On October 05 2012 10:07 StateofReverie wrote:
I assure you I am not EffervescentAureola. For one thing my stories is a lot better than his
I see what you did there...
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Well it could have been worse, but next time try not creeping on a chick from the inside of the girls bathroom.
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Could have been worse, you know. She could have needed to shit.
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I did that once. There was already a girl in there. She saw me walking in, so I told her that she was in the wrong washroom. She said sorry and rushed out. I then peed.
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If Hot Bid is trolling us with SoR and Aureola, he needs to stop.
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StateofReverie has some competition in town lol
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3030 Posts
disgusting =\
1/5 to even out rabid's 5/5
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EPT
