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[Girl Blog] Fail - Part 3

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targ
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Malaysia445 Posts
October 01 2012 02:26 GMT
#1
Pick Up Fail

So I went clubbing with some friends on a Saturday night. I only knew a couple in the group, all the others were new to me. I just sat down and started cheering and drinking with everybody.

After a while the dancefloor started filling up so we went in to dance, unfortunately my dancing skills were horrible so I just wiggled around a little then quickly made my escape back to the sofas, where I could continue my favourite activity - DRINKING.

I continued to cheer and drink with the other non-dancers. Then this girl next to me started chatting with me, I don't remember what we talked about but we laughed and drank alot. Then she flopped down on my lap suddenly and lay still.

This made me a tad surprised. I didn't quite want to do anything to her if she was really totally drunk because of the "What is Rape" thread hanging over my conscience. On the other hand I was afraid my dick would suddenly get hard and bounce her head off my lap. To see whether she was really drunk or not I started patting her head with my hand.

After a minute or so of this, her friends came and pulled her up, I surmised they wanted to bring her to the toilet to vomit or something. I felt a tad annoyed, but partly relieved as well as I did not have any idea what to do with her.

The next moment, the two guys who had pulled her up started pulling her back and forth between each other. It seemed they were fighting for her. She got scared and ran off into the crowd, presumably to join the other girls in her gang, while the two fellows exchanged pushes and rude words. Everyone rushed in to calm them down. I continued drinking till I finished the whole bottle, then went outside, as I felt these guys were rather unsavoury.

Such is life in Malaysia.

****
http://billyfoong.blogspot.com/ my other opinions are here
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
October 01 2012 02:43 GMT
#2
Glad that you had your consciousness raised by the rape thread, keep on not raping drunk women
Kk.
meteorskunk
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada546 Posts
October 01 2012 02:56 GMT
#3
On October 01 2012 11:43 Kwidowmaker wrote:
Glad that you had your consciousness raised by the rape thread, keep on not raping drunk women


indeed! im loving that respect vibe!

@targ your lady prospect was a write off due to over intoxication. Definitely a write off in my opinion. I can't see how escalating things with someon who "flops" onto people's laps would be any good. On the bright side, at least you now know where your clubbing strenghts lie. ie on the drinking couches rather than the dance floor
Girl Blog Credentials: Comfortable talking to some women. Tried the sex once
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
October 01 2012 04:21 GMT
#4
Great job dude that his how you handle the situation, though next time if you are less inebriated, you should try to help her a little yourself if you can.
User was warned for too many mimes.
googolplex
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States280 Posts
October 01 2012 05:51 GMT
#5
Props to TL for educating this guy! GJ mate!
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targ
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Malaysia445 Posts
October 01 2012 06:00 GMT
#6
Eh just for clarification's sake, I wouldn't have done something bad to her even if I hadn't read the thread lol.... just that it flashed through my mind.
http://billyfoong.blogspot.com/ my other opinions are here
1ntrigue
Profile Joined May 2012
Australia948 Posts
October 01 2012 08:33 GMT
#7
You could've easily shifted her into a snuggling position if you were actually interested in her. I'm pretty sure that's not rape, even in TL terms.

Anyway, she felt safe with you and I'd guess that she was pretty young and inexperienced with men from what you described (head on lap is such a clumsy way to arouse a man, or perhaps she's ignorant of your sexuality or she's just naive enough to put her head on a friend's dick). How could you let her get snatched up by two guys who proceeded to scare the hell out of her while you just sat there drinking? Either you didn't like her at all or you are just too passive. Either way, you should gentleman up, yo.
StateofReverie
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States633 Posts
October 01 2012 14:16 GMT
#8
On October 01 2012 11:43 Kwidowmaker wrote:
Glad that you had your consciousness raised by the rape thread, keep on not raping drunk women

agreed, too bad the two other guys weren't you
xXFireandIceXx
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada4296 Posts
October 02 2012 03:02 GMT
#9
haha well done!! don't take advantage of em
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