Ditch that "serious talk" bullshit, this begs for an epic pranking story

If he's got severe BO problems, load up on a bunch of cheap girls' perfume (basically the kind that a hooker would wear) and just spray him like crazy every single day with it while he sleeps.

OR

get a spray bottle, fill it with piss, spray all his stuff with it right before he moves out

as a more practical solution, buy yourself these

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and voila most of your problems will be solved

Chocolate

United States2350 Posts

September 28 2012 00:18 GMT

#22

I have just started college, a small private liberal arts school near allentown, pa. Its been a hell of a couple days so far and Im sure many more days, both good and bad, are sure to follow.

My freshman class of 2016 is about 500 people.

my college is a jewish college

So you go to Muhlenberg College? Maybe a better internet detective than me can find OP's name.

WarSame

Canada1950 Posts

September 28 2012 00:46 GMT

#23

On September 27 2012 20:06 StateofReverie wrote:

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I am just really suprised that for getting MY homework done, I should suffer by getting no sleep just because my room mate didn't get his homework done....

I spent last year in a three person room the same size as my room at home(the two bunk beds left enough room to do pushups and that was it). My one roommate stayed up until 3 every day with his light on, and his laptop shining directly towards me in order to play Maple Story. My other roommate never started his essays until they were due, so he'd be up until 5 typing away(which caused the desk to shake and make a pretty loud bass noise considering my head was inches away from it). We ended up working out a system where we put cardboard up around 1 side of my bed, hung blankets on the other side, and I wore ear plugs. I'm sure your problems are nowhere near as bad and that you can work out a solution yourself.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

September 28 2012 00:49 GMT

#24

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Shady Sands

United States4021 Posts

September 28 2012 01:07 GMT

#25

On September 28 2012 09:49 krndandaman wrote:

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just curious, how do you know when to wake up? i'd imagine i'd sleep a solid 9-10 hours ez without hearing any noise.

Remove the wires from your alarm clock's speakers, and jam them into your arm (a single arm, so that the current doesn't hit your heart)

That way whenever your alarm clock "rings" it delivers enough pain to wake you up

E: This is an urban legend from an investment bank that shall not be named; apparently some summer analyst did this with his blackberry

polishedturd

United States505 Posts

September 28 2012 01:14 GMT

#26

On September 28 2012 00:41 StateofReverie wrote:

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tu che. Let me make a list of why that is wrong.

1) The hulk is awesome. and doesnt die. and is strong

2) freshman college who is a nerd and a virgin and retarded - I like sc2. I have never had sex. Sometimes I do stupid stuff, but I think it would be hard to say that no one else has ever made a mistake before (big or small)

3) crappy drugs are relevant to the person who is using them. Is it even fair to say that the drugs I buy are "crappy"? Compared to what standard? What drugs are the crappy ones? Why are you assuming that they are crappy when you haven't even seen a picture of them? I don't think they are crappy, but you think they are crappy. Maybe you have a somewhat biased view towards drugs based on a personal experience that makes you look at drugs in a negative way?

4) idk chugging a beer with my mind....it still got all over my shirt so I'm not too sure about that

BTW My room mate DID ask if I was going to turn into the hulk or something if he pissed me off too much in a very sarcastic way. I got a bit pissed off and told him I would break his jaw so he wouldn't be able to talk anymore, then all my problems would be solved!

Anger is a very irrational emotion. I think it's irrationality is what makes it rational in that you can't expect someone who is angry to behave in a rational way that a person with a better temperament would behave.

you are a fucking child

StateofReverie

United States633 Posts

September 28 2012 02:18 GMT

#27

On September 28 2012 09:18 Chocolate wrote:

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So you go to Muhlenberg College? Maybe a better internet detective than me can find OP's name.

haha wow ya I do go to Muhlenberg college. Its kinda creepy, but impressive detective work that you found that out

I had to have a meeting with the RA and my room mate today. The RA (Residential Advisor) set some ground rules that we are going to follow. But I have a different plan....

WarSame

Canada1950 Posts

September 28 2012 02:24 GMT

#28

On September 28 2012 09:49 krndandaman wrote:

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just curious, how do you know when to wake up? i'd imagine i'd sleep a solid 9-10 hours ez without hearing any noise.

Ehm... well that was kind of a problem. My sleep schedule got fucked up really early on in the year. Before we had the system set up I'd go to bed at 1 and get kept until 3 every night(no exaggeration, having 2 lamps on right beside you and a lot of noise it is very hard to go to sleep). So... I slept from 300 until 1400 or so every day. I put the alarm clock right beside my head but apparently I got very good at snoozing it without returning to conciousness or sleeping through it(helped greatly by the ear plugs).

StateofReverie

United States633 Posts

September 28 2012 04:41 GMT

#29

On September 27 2012 15:17 heyoka wrote:

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You sound like a real badass!

I had a guess that my room mate took a shower probably 5 times a week, ya know give him the benefit of the doubt that hes not COMPLETELY dirty. Turns out, he showers every other day...so basically 3-4 times a week.

so....i was right about that one part even though i gave him benefit of the doubt

Wortie

Netherlands212 Posts

September 28 2012 21:29 GMT

#30

On September 27 2012 13:17 StateofReverie wrote:
I wake up to the smell of his fucking body odor.

hmmmmmm, fucking body odor. The best body odor.

lightrise

United States1355 Posts

September 29 2012 10:16 GMT

#31

I cannot understand what is going on here exactly. I was very skeptical of the fact that someone can have 20 blog posts that all average 1-1.5 stars. Now I see why.... the dude is having some serious troubles in college. I agree with others you really need to grow up a bit and maybe go see a counselor. It might help you resolve issues on your own instead of blogging about them. Your first instinct should be to work things out with others. Secondly.... why the fuck are you going to a jewish university.