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EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
September 08 2012 02:09 GMT
#1
So I want to let you guys know, I am now in college and I wrote this story a few years ago, when I was a senior in high school. I had a lot of dreams back then but unfortunately I have had to abandon many of those dreams.

i keep having this dream where.............

i'm walking to school alone, and she's walking with her friends. she can't even see me. we go inside the school, but apparently the principal had a heart attack or something, and we get the day off.

her friends all go home, but she's waiting for her mom to pick her up. i start going on to my bus to go home, but i see her sitting all by herself in front of the school. i get off the bus.

i walk over to her and sit next to her. she ignores me. then i take a deep breath and say "hey you're in my class, right? i just wanted to ask you if we had any math homework..." and then she looks at me like i'm crazy. then i say "look, the real reason i came over here.....was because i saw you sitting by yourself, and you're usually with your friends, so i thought i would try to be your friend for a couple of minutes"......then she smiles and says "that's sweet"

i tell her how i don't really have any friends, and she says "how come?" and i say because i'm too shy and she says.........."but you're a smart guy"............

then i hold her hand and kiss her on the forehead. she looks deep into my eyes and gives me a kiss on the cheek. then she calls her mom and says she's going to be walking around town with one of her friends...........

we go the mall, we go to the movies, we buy ice cream. at the mall she tells me to sit down and she rubs my back and gives me a massage. at the movies she whispers in my ear, i eat popcorn out of her hands, she eats popcorn out of my hands, we hold hands, she whispers in my ear, she bites my ears, and she licks me like a puppy. when we buy ice cream we buy one one.....to share......

at the end of the dream i always see myself hugging her real tightly, so tightly i can feel her heart beat on my chest, i can feel her soft body and the smell of her breath and how her eyes sparkle in the sun.....i touch her hair, she rubs her fingers through my hair and touches my butt.......then we share a deep passionate kiss........

and then i wake up.......realizing i don't even know the girl, i've never even talked to her, she barely knows i exist (

I stalked her for a while on Facebook for a while but it kept making me progressively more depressed, so I stopped at some point...

thanks for reading.....

*
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 08 2012 02:21 GMT
#2
As long as you don't explode :X

This time not as crazy but I'm not gonna lie, did seem sort of creepy, but I guess that's how dreams are.

Kind of depressing, hope it gets better
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 08 2012 02:25 GMT
#3
Act on it. Don't stalk her facebook page or something, actually buy her dinner and a movie
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 08 2012 02:36 GMT
#4
Oh I was assuming that because he was in college now, he probably won't be able to see her, i.e. far apart and whatnot.

If he still harbors the same feelings and they happen to meet then yeah, why not go for it
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10258 Posts
September 08 2012 02:47 GMT
#5
GO FOR IT!

even better that you dont know each other nothing to fear xD
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Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 08 2012 03:11 GMT
#6
On September 08 2012 11:36 Aerisky wrote:
Oh I was assuming that because he was in college now, he probably won't be able to see her, i.e. far apart and whatnot.

If he still harbors the same feelings and they happen to meet then yeah, why not go for it

That's exactly how to do it then. Since he hasn't seen her in a while, it'll be easy to pass himself off as "a changed man".

Flipping from dorky high schooler into intelligent, thoughtful, sexy geek-man who happens to look like a Chinese knockoff of a South Korean pop star is one of the easiest tricks in the book. Here are some tools to help you:

First, let's start with the eyes:
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Then, the jacket and tight jeans:
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A hat:
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Shoes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Converse_All-Stars

Finally, a fake goatee:
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Attend one of those reunion parties that the ex-prom queen who is now going to a community college loves throwing to feel better about herself. When you see that girl you used to like, walk up to her and be all cool and mysterious, casually drop hints that you're working on the next Facebook or going to join the CIA or something awesome.

Basically, you need her to feel like everything about you has changed--everything, that is, except for your undying love and affection for her. Do it in a subtle way, like ignoring her for most of the party, but then when some dude tries hitting on her in a retarded way, walk up, play white knight... maybe kick his ass a little if you can take him. If not, get him to try and kick your ass, then laugh in his face, slip coke into his pocket, and call the cops to get him busted for felony assault and possession (girls looooove a guy who can solve problems and make shit happen). Then drive your girl away in your mom's Toyota Camry, get some late night ice cream, sit her down on a park bench.

Play some adele on your iPhone, put one earphone into her ear, and one into your own, then dance with her under a starry sky. But don't kiss her, because you always want to leave her wanting more.
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Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 08 2012 03:13 GMT
#7
Or just skip everything except for the adele part. Seriously, that two headphone-dance thing is so easy to do, and it works like a charm
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thrawn2112
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6918 Posts
September 08 2012 03:15 GMT
#8
lol shady are you trolling? cuz that was a lengthy post if so
"People think they know all these things about other people, and if you ask them why they think they know that, it'd be hard for them to be convincing." ES
FlatEdge
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States12 Posts
September 08 2012 03:19 GMT
#9
Hey man,

When it comes to a situation where you really want to get to know someone, especially when you keep dreaming about her, just talk to her about anything and see where it goes. If you talk over facebook, tell her FB chat gets annoying and give your number and ask her to text you. It's just like hitting the find match button in SC2. You're only going to gain from it if you try.

Good luck man
Don't be your own worst enemy.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 08 2012 03:20 GMT
#10
On September 08 2012 12:15 thrawn2112 wrote:
lol shady are you trolling? cuz that was a lengthy post if so

trolling? what mean you?
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EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
September 08 2012 03:54 GMT
#11
Hey thanks man, your posts are always helpful. I can grow a goatee, and I can get a pair of those ultra stylish glasses tomorrow. I don't think I can get a jacket (won't be very flattering for my body type) nor can I pull off a hat like that, and tight jeans make me uncomfortable and sweaty. I already have some Adele songs on my iPod, thanks anyway.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 08 2012 04:22 GMT
#12
For what it's worth, Shady Sands is mostly joking.

He does give out some pretty humorous advice though, I have to say. Just look at his "how to deal with nightly trespassers" and his other related advice works.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 09 2012 14:25 GMT
#13
On September 08 2012 13:22 Aerisky wrote:
For what it's worth, Shady Sands is mostly joking.

He does give out some pretty humorous advice though, I have to say. Just look at his "how to deal with nightly trespassers" and his other related advice works.

Pshhhh. I was totally being serious.

Obviously the best way to deal with a nightly trespasser is by inflicting grievous injury upon them
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