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United States24772 Posts
Tiger Woods is in need of your help! Please read the OP and then vote in the poll (inside the spoiler at the end of the post).
I have hatched a plan to f*** over Tiger Woods. However, if the majority of TL voters choose to save Tiger, then I will not execute my plan (this is 100% serious; I will do it if there are sufficient votes).
The Plan
I am working at the Barclays (ongoing PGA tournament) on the Shotlink team, meaning I measure the position of each player's golf ball after each shot. I am going to mislabel Tiger Woods' ball. This is not going to affect his actual score, as I am not a walking scorer (and it would be an insane thing to try...). What it will affect is his statistics.
What statistic I can affect will depend on where I am stationed tomorrow. That nice long drive Tiger hit? I will mark it a couple of yards shorter than it was. That sweet long putt he sunk? Well, according to my measurements it wasn't quite as long as you thought. To cap it off I plan to bombard him with the electromagnetic radiation emitted by the invisible laser.
If you do not want me to do this, make sure to vote in the poll below. You have about 10 hours to vote.
+ Show Spoiler +Poll: Save Tiger Woods?No (85) 60% Yes (56) 40% 141 total votes Your vote: Save Tiger Woods? (Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
  
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Belgium8305 Posts
No mercy. This may be the best chance we have to take him down once and for all.
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your Country52798 Posts
I voted yes, who's with me? >:D
edit: I like tiger woods thats why ofc
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But why do we hate tiger woods?
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Blazinghand
United States25560 Posts
This seems like a huge amount of effort... if you want to do it, I won't stop you from it though 
I abstain
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United States5162 Posts
I don't dislike Tiger Woods, but I say go for it just for the lulz.
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oh shit i voted wrong i thought no meant dont do it.
Dont do this.
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truely, this is the perfect crime.
i wonder if he'll call you out on one of them
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Well, have fun Micronesia! You won't be on TV, since no one shows the measuring guy. Unless of course, they discover your propensity to avoid the spotlight, and thus shine the camera on you and broadcast it all over the world. Then everyone will know your identity!
Just relax, and enjoy yourself! Might want to ask for some lessons as well...heh.
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It's not okay to do, but I'm hoping we get to see a news headline something along the lines of "man caught falsely reporting statistics linked to an internet forum"
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On August 25 2012 09:45 Itsmedudeman wrote:
It's not okay to do, but I'm hoping we get to see a news headline something along the lines of "man caught falsely reporting statistics linked to an internet forum"
And then an article on "How e-sports causes people to cheat in real sports"
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Oh right, you're near a golf course and whatnot, read that one blog hahaha!
Come on, it's basically 1) do absolutely nothing at all, 2) mess with someone but it's really a minor deal and nobody gets hurt but it's still fun. :D lol at the invisible laser thing.
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United States24772 Posts
On August 25 2012 09:49 Aerisky wrote:
Oh right, you're near a golf course and whatnot, read that one blog hahaha!
I live on an island with well over 100 golf courses FYI.
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On August 25 2012 09:50 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2012 09:49 Aerisky wrote:
Oh right, you're near a golf course and whatnot, read that one blog hahaha! I live on an island with well over 100 golf courses FYI.
....now I just feel stupid. Long Island whee (I think).
You should go through with it. Also take some pictures of the event or something, I'd be interested in seeing them 
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United States24772 Posts
On August 25 2012 09:57 Aerisky wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2012 09:50 micronesia wrote:On August 25 2012 09:49 Aerisky wrote:
Oh right, you're near a golf course and whatnot, read that one blog hahaha! I live on an island with well over 100 golf courses FYI. ....now I just feel stupid. Long Island whee (I think). You should go through with it. Also take some pictures of the event or something, I'd be interested in seeing them
I will go through with it if the poll favors "no."
I am not allowed to bring a camera. I could snap a few pics with my phone, but I wouldn't want to do anything objectionable.
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17058 Posts
What the fuck, this is a terrible thing to do D:
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On August 25 2012 09:59 micronesia wrote:
I am not allowed to bring a camera. I could snap a few pics with my phone, but I wouldn't want to do anything objectionable.
:p
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Can we PLEASE get some reason in this thread? Messing with a friendly round of golf is one thing, but this is fucking PGA. You don't do this on this large a scale.
Don't do it, man.
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EPT
