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[Nonfiction] How to be a mafioso - Page 2

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Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3575 Posts
August 21 2012 17:08 GMT
#21
I'd with Aerisky, I think each bit could have been its own blog, as if I'd have forgotten to keep checking this post I would have missed some of the later posts, which would be a shame.
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Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 21 2012 23:39 GMT
#22
On August 22 2012 02:08 Zealos wrote:
I'd with Aerisky, I think each bit could have been its own blog, as if I'd have forgotten to keep checking this post I would have missed some of the later posts, which would be a shame.


Awesome. I'm going to make a guide on how to commit a perfect murder, split into parts. Stay tuned
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Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
August 22 2012 00:28 GMT
#23
will continue on mobile, this is a good thread :D
OKAY FROM THAT PERSPECTIVE I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
August 23 2012 01:30 GMT
#24
Oh wow, I think they completely nuked the other thread lol :X

It's not even in closed >_<
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 27 2012 19:43 GMT
#25
On August 23 2012 10:30 Aerisky wrote:
Oh wow, I think they completely nuked the other thread lol :X

It's not even in closed >_<

Yeah, I think it's good that they shut that down rather than risk getting TL served with an injunction.
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Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
August 28 2012 06:02 GMT
#26
How do we know this is true?
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
August 28 2012 07:00 GMT
#27
On August 28 2012 15:02 Azera wrote:
How do we know this is true?

You don't. It's there to give it more of an aura of realism and make it more interesting, at least that's my interpretation.

If he labeled it "fiction" nobody would want to read it because he's not Mario Puzo.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
August 28 2012 07:15 GMT
#28
On August 28 2012 16:00 Aerisky wrote:
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On August 28 2012 15:02 Azera wrote:
How do we know this is true?

You don't. It's there to give it more of an aura of realism and make it more interesting, at least that's my interpretation.

If he labeled it "fiction" nobody would want to read it because he's not Mario Puzo.


Sometimes I like to pretend that he's actually experienced all this crap and was actually once a mobster. Then he got bored of all the crap and decided to "reform". Makes it so much cooler.

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I hope to god that he isn't some kind of troll.
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
August 28 2012 07:51 GMT
#29
hehe indeed =P

And nah, he just likes to write short stories

Maybe he could write a "one last job" reflection, when he decided to mend his ways after finding his girl haha.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
August 28 2012 09:04 GMT
#30
On August 28 2012 16:51 Aerisky wrote:
hehe indeed =P

And nah, he just likes to write short stories

Maybe he could write a "one last job" reflection, when he decided to mend his ways after finding his girl haha.


Too cliche. Maybe he should be gay. Or too cheesy? hmm...
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FryBender
Profile Joined January 2011
United States290 Posts
August 28 2012 15:00 GMT
#31
On August 21 2012 15:28 dAPhREAk wrote:
part 4 is bullshit.


Interestingly enough it's not. This is a pretty good description of how the criminal justice system works. The main thing to point out is the myth that public defenders suck. It's completely not true and actually if you are charged with a serious crime you probably want a public defender over your regular family attorney any day because of the experience of the PD and the relationship that he has with the prosecution. Look at the example the OP gives: the guy that murdered someone just got off with 5 years. That's pretty good if you ask me. (This only applies to first time offenders since if the prosecutor knows that he can get a murder conviction on a repeat offender he'll go for the throat). Granted if you are wrongly accused then you are going to want someone who is going to fight for you tooth and nail and not just plead you out to get you off their back but if you're wrongly accused and sitting in prison awaiting a trial you are pretty much screwed anyways.

To the OP: This was a very fun read. Thank you very much
Ryalnos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1946 Posts
August 28 2012 16:24 GMT
#32
On August 29 2012 00:00 FryBender wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 21 2012 15:28 dAPhREAk wrote:
part 4 is bullshit.


Interestingly enough it's not. This is a pretty good description of how the criminal justice system works. The main thing to point out is the myth that public defenders suck. It's completely not true and actually if you are charged with a serious crime you probably want a public defender over your regular family attorney any day because of the experience of the PD and the relationship that he has with the prosecution. Look at the example the OP gives: the guy that murdered someone just got off with 5 years. That's pretty good if you ask me. (This only applies to first time offenders since if the prosecutor knows that he can get a murder conviction on a repeat offender he'll go for the throat). Granted if you are wrongly accused then you are going to want someone who is going to fight for you tooth and nail and not just plead you out to get you off their back but if you're wrongly accused and sitting in prison awaiting a trial you are pretty much screwed anyways.

To the OP: This was a very fun read. Thank you very much


I daresay he may have been expressing his disappointment in the justice system as described in part 4.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 29 2012 07:41 GMT
#33
On August 29 2012 01:24 Ryalnos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2012 00:00 FryBender wrote:
On August 21 2012 15:28 dAPhREAk wrote:
part 4 is bullshit.


Interestingly enough it's not. This is a pretty good description of how the criminal justice system works. The main thing to point out is the myth that public defenders suck. It's completely not true and actually if you are charged with a serious crime you probably want a public defender over your regular family attorney any day because of the experience of the PD and the relationship that he has with the prosecution. Look at the example the OP gives: the guy that murdered someone just got off with 5 years. That's pretty good if you ask me. (This only applies to first time offenders since if the prosecutor knows that he can get a murder conviction on a repeat offender he'll go for the throat). Granted if you are wrongly accused then you are going to want someone who is going to fight for you tooth and nail and not just plead you out to get you off their back but if you're wrongly accused and sitting in prison awaiting a trial you are pretty much screwed anyways.

To the OP: This was a very fun read. Thank you very much


I daresay he may have been expressing his disappointment in the justice system as described in part 4.

haha, yep. Watched a childhood friend get shot in a drive-by my senior year of HS and then saw his murderers walk out of prison before I finished college.
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