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Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 18 2012 04:50 GMT
#1
I've been trying to write this for over an hour now, and am about to give up. I just worry about some of the TLers, because I really hope that something like this won't happen to anyone else.

There was this guy who was going to meet up with a girl that he liked from a video game. She said that he would have to pay for sex, because she wouldn't have sex with guys like him. The guy was excited, and agreed to do it, and the girl said that they would have to make a porno, so that it wouldn't be prostitution.

The guy ended up flying out to the girls basement, and paid her money, in which the girl tied him up to a bed, and then beat him till he cried. She was a dacryphiliac, some one who gets "excited" from seeing some one elses tears. This guy felt so humiliated and ashamed, that he didn't even know where to begin.

The guy ended up getting kicked out immediately after the sex, and was left with a few small scars, and 2 black eyes.


***
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
August 18 2012 05:04 GMT
#2
is this "guy" you?
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Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
August 18 2012 05:10 GMT
#3
So did you read about this somewhere or is this your friend or ...?
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 18 2012 05:14 GMT
#4
On August 18 2012 14:10 Sinensis wrote:
So did you read about this somewhere or is this your friend or ...?

I wouldn't really call him a friend. Just a desperate idiot, but seriously, this is a good reason why guys shouldn't pay for prostitutes.
hersenen
Profile Joined November 2011
Belize176 Posts
August 18 2012 05:16 GMT
#5
That's pretty funny. If you get overpowered by a woman (ok maybe she cheapshotted you) but then after you don't call the cops or anything you're an idiot.
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
August 18 2012 05:39 GMT
#6
shouldn't it be a "lacryphiliac?"
shikata ga nai
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
August 18 2012 05:46 GMT
#7
This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read on here.
Hello
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
August 18 2012 05:47 GMT
#8
On August 18 2012 14:14 Nymphaceae wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 18 2012 14:10 Sinensis wrote:
So did you read about this somewhere or is this your friend or ...?

I wouldn't really call him a friend. Just a desperate idiot, but seriously, this is a good reason why guys shouldn't pay for prostitutes.


I wouldn't go hating on all prostitutes just because someone got a bad batch. Maybe that person shouldn't have let a stranger they met for sex tie them to a bed. There is a reason many people like to do something like see a movie or go to dinner in a public place first.
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 18 2012 05:49 GMT
#9
On August 18 2012 14:39 sam!zdat wrote:
shouldn't it be a "lacryphiliac?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dacryphilia
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
August 18 2012 05:52 GMT
#10
On August 18 2012 14:39 sam!zdat wrote:
shouldn't it be a "lacryphiliac?"

Nope, it's actually dacryphiliac, despite the lachrima root (as in lachrymose etc)

That's a really depressing story though.....not only depressing but extremely twisted. She actually got aroused from doing that? Ugh. I mean not that she could have helped it I guess, but...wow...really weird story. :/
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
August 18 2012 05:54 GMT
#11
Things I learned from this blog

1. Dacryphilia is some really weird shit
2. that guy is just a dumbass.
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 18 2012 05:56 GMT
#12
On August 18 2012 14:54 LuckyFool wrote:
Things I learned from this blog

1. Dacryphilia is some really weird shit
2. that guy is just a dumbass.

Yeah, it reminds me of those people who say things like, "I love zerg tears."
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
August 18 2012 05:56 GMT
#13
How does an L become a D?!?

This must be fixed. Let's petition to change it.
shikata ga nai
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
August 18 2012 05:59 GMT
#14
On August 18 2012 14:04 redtooth wrote:
is this "guy" you?


Shes the girl lol. On a more serious note, all ur blogs are really depressing. How do you know all these people that get pimped like they do. I haven't even heard stories among friends were someone gets "pimped" at all.


And honestly you should never pay for sex. One wrong move during a blowjob and u will have more than a few scars.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Nikon
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bulgaria5710 Posts
August 18 2012 06:03 GMT
#15
I have to admit, this shit is weird even by my standards.
What happened to cyberpimping #1, I gotta ask.
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 18 2012 06:11 GMT
#16
On August 18 2012 14:59 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 18 2012 14:04 redtooth wrote:
is this "guy" you?


Shes the girl lol. On a more serious note, all ur blogs are really depressing. How do you know all these people that get pimped like they do. I haven't even heard stories among friends were someone gets "pimped" at all.


And honestly you should never pay for sex. One wrong move during a blowjob and u will have more than a few scars.

I'm sorry if my blogs are depressing. Where I come from, the cops have little control, although they are there more of for speeding tickets. I have been arrested before, but I don't think it was my fault. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, and they needed a scape goat.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
August 18 2012 06:12 GMT
#17
On August 18 2012 15:11 Nymphaceae wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 18 2012 14:59 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
On August 18 2012 14:04 redtooth wrote:
is this "guy" you?


Shes the girl lol. On a more serious note, all ur blogs are really depressing. How do you know all these people that get pimped like they do. I haven't even heard stories among friends were someone gets "pimped" at all.


And honestly you should never pay for sex. One wrong move during a blowjob and u will have more than a few scars.

I'm sorry if my blogs are depressing. Where I come from, the cops have little control, although they are there more of for speeding tickets. I have been arrested before, but I don't think it was my fault. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, and they needed a scape goat.



Detroit? Maybe its cause im from seattle. Its nice and peachy over here. Except for the occasional suicide.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 18 2012 06:14 GMT
#18
On August 18 2012 15:12 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 18 2012 15:11 Nymphaceae wrote:
On August 18 2012 14:59 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
On August 18 2012 14:04 redtooth wrote:
is this "guy" you?


Shes the girl lol. On a more serious note, all ur blogs are really depressing. How do you know all these people that get pimped like they do. I haven't even heard stories among friends were someone gets "pimped" at all.


And honestly you should never pay for sex. One wrong move during a blowjob and u will have more than a few scars.

I'm sorry if my blogs are depressing. Where I come from, the cops have little control, although they are there more of for speeding tickets. I have been arrested before, but I don't think it was my fault. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, and they needed a scape goat.



Detroit? Maybe its cause im from seattle. Its nice and peachy over here. Except for the occasional suicide.

Not going to say. Good try though.
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 18 2012 06:14 GMT
#19
On August 18 2012 15:03 Nikon wrote:
I have to admit, this shit is weird even by my standards.
What happened to cyberpimping #1, I gotta ask.

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=357587
Merikh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States918 Posts
August 18 2012 06:17 GMT
#20
Doesn't matter, had sex.
G4MR | I mod day9, djwheat and GLHF's stream
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
August 18 2012 06:23 GMT
#21
On August 18 2012 15:17 Merikh wrote:
Doesn't matter, had sex.


Actually this point isn't clear. All the OP said was she tied him up then beat him. Which is just fucking weird, there has to be a sadistic component to this. If it was just dacrophilia she could have gotten off by chopping onions in front of him. They'd both cry and everyone's happy.
Logic is Overrated
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-18 06:36:25
August 18 2012 06:31 GMT
#22
On August 18 2012 15:23 Newbistic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 18 2012 15:17 Merikh wrote:
Doesn't matter, had sex.


Actually this point isn't clear. All the OP said was she tied him up then beat him. Which is just fucking weird, there has to be a sadistic component to this. If it was just dacrophilia she could have gotten off by chopping onions in front of him. They'd both cry and everyone's happy.
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This is an amazing post in so many ways. 5/5.

And yeah, I'm pretty sure no sexing was done that day unfortunately.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 18 2012 06:33 GMT
#23
On August 18 2012 15:31 Aerisky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 18 2012 15:23 Newbistic wrote:
On August 18 2012 15:17 Merikh wrote:
Doesn't matter, had sex.


Actually this point isn't clear. All the OP said was she tied him up then beat him. Which is just fucking weird, there has to be a sadistic component to this. If it was just dacrophilia she could have gotten off by chopping onions in front of him. They'd both cry and everyone's happy.
[image loading][image loading][image loading][image loading][image loading]

This is an amazing post in so many ways. 5/5.

And yeah, I'm pretty sure no sexing was doing that day unfortunately.

I think that porno sounds like a million dollar hit. Probably could make it to theaters easily.
Nikon
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bulgaria5710 Posts
August 18 2012 06:40 GMT
#24
On August 18 2012 15:14 Nymphaceae wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 18 2012 15:03 Nikon wrote:
I have to admit, this shit is weird even by my standards.
What happened to cyberpimping #1, I gotta ask.

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=357587


Interesting. Please post more blogs.
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 18 2012 06:44 GMT
#25
On August 18 2012 15:40 Nikon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 18 2012 15:14 Nymphaceae wrote:
On August 18 2012 15:03 Nikon wrote:
I have to admit, this shit is weird even by my standards.
What happened to cyberpimping #1, I gotta ask.

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=357587


Interesting. Please post more blogs.

If you search closely, you'll realize that there are about 3 different stories in the first one. Just search through the pages.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-18 06:47:36
August 18 2012 06:45 GMT
#26
What the fuck, I just read through the comments. Had no idea Nymphaceae was a girl...thought she was gay guy for a bit there. She has had some messed up stuff happen to her :/ like...what the literal fuck.

Interesting threads and posts for sure though... :X
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
August 18 2012 06:46 GMT
#27
What in the fuck? I don't even know what to say.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Nikon
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bulgaria5710 Posts
August 18 2012 07:26 GMT
#28
On August 18 2012 15:44 Nymphaceae wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 18 2012 15:40 Nikon wrote:
On August 18 2012 15:14 Nymphaceae wrote:
On August 18 2012 15:03 Nikon wrote:
I have to admit, this shit is weird even by my standards.
What happened to cyberpimping #1, I gotta ask.

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=357587


Interesting. Please post more blogs.

If you search closely, you'll realize that there are about 3 different stories in the first one. Just search through the pages.


Yeah, I read it. I'm just a sucker when it comes to reading stuff like that.
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-18 10:07:46
August 18 2012 09:45 GMT
#29
On August 18 2012 14:14 Nymphaceae wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 18 2012 14:10 Sinensis wrote:
So did you read about this somewhere or is this your friend or ...?

I wouldn't really call him a friend. Just a desperate idiot, but seriously, this is a good reason why guys shouldn't pay for prostitutes.


There are actually "prostitutes" (both male and female) specifically for BDSM, most of them relying on a great reputation in terms of how they treat their customers. I don't see a problem paying those who are known to be trustworthy in the scene if you desperately need someone to... play.

Letting yourself getting tied it by a random person (no matter if you pay for it or not) is pretty damn stupid in the first place. Besides that the guy should definitely get the police on that.


Edit:
On August 18 2012 15:23 Newbistic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 18 2012 15:17 Merikh wrote:
Doesn't matter, had sex.


Actually this point isn't clear. All the OP said was she tied him up then beat him. Which is just fucking weird, there has to be a sadistic component to this. If it was just dacrophilia she could have gotten off by chopping onions in front of him. They'd both cry and everyone's happy.

Correct. It wouldn't even surprise me if she just made him cry and then went on to do her own thing. However, the combination of "not worthy of sex with her", "tieing down" and "getting pleasure from humiliating him" clearly shows that onions wouldn't have cut it for her. =P

Dno, I honestly think the motivation for her was that he didn't know what he's getting into (which is why she should be prosecuted and/or look for some outside help on the matter since that is crossing the line). Female doms don't exactly run out of customers easily, both paying and non-paying. It's usually the male subs and sometimes the male doms who have a hard time finding their counterparts.
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
Elurie
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
4716 Posts
August 18 2012 11:28 GMT
#30
That must be the original PIlot script to Californication.
burbon
Profile Joined November 2011
Poland41 Posts
August 18 2012 19:31 GMT
#31
Dont believe in this story, nymphaceae is serious troll who make up stories and i realy dont know why. Teamliquid is swallowing like pelicans.
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 18 2012 20:10 GMT
#32
On August 19 2012 04:31 burbon wrote:
Dont believe in this story, nymphaceae is serious troll who make up stories and i realy dont know why. Teamliquid is swallowing like pelicans.

It's not made up.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 18 2012 23:10 GMT
#33
On August 18 2012 15:17 Merikh wrote:
Doesn't matter, had sex.


I lol'd.

Oh gosh, this comment needs more content... uh... that's terrible and stuff and yeah and I'm sorry I didn't do my livestream last night when I said I probably would cuz I totally forgot about the garage sale we were going to have starting in the early morning.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 19 2012 01:39 GMT
#34
On August 19 2012 08:10 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 18 2012 15:17 Merikh wrote:
Doesn't matter, had sex.


I lol'd.

Oh gosh, this comment needs more content... uh... that's terrible and stuff and yeah and I'm sorry I didn't do my livestream last night when I said I probably would cuz I totally forgot about the garage sale we were going to have starting in the early morning.

I went garage selling yesterday, and bought a box of books. I hope yours does good!
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