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Nuf
Profile Joined November 2010
Denmark145 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-15 18:33:12
August 15 2012 18:29 GMT
#61
I must agree, she's way too old.

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I kid of course. Bummer mate!
For the Swarm!
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
August 15 2012 18:41 GMT
#62
LOL
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Zuxo
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden395 Posts
August 15 2012 19:07 GMT
#63
This is my first time writing LMAO and I actually mean it.
I'm a mother******* lyrical wordsmith, mother******* genius
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
August 15 2012 20:35 GMT
#64
This may be one of the best blogs EVER.

SHE WAS 12 BAHAHAHAHAHAH, I agree with Mizu, like 3 years at MOST. You can be her protector or something but don't like hang with her past that bus. On a different note here are a myriad of pictures that I feel are needed
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Kal_rA
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States2925 Posts
August 15 2012 23:21 GMT
#65
LOL what a plot twist!
Jaedong.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
August 16 2012 00:04 GMT
#66
What the fuuuuuuu she's freaking 12?!

Wow it seems like she liked you back too but the age difference

Cool to see how you ended up though haha. At least the love did-->like-->friends. Still pretty cute kekeke awww
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-18 03:09:06
August 16 2012 00:22 GMT
#67
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LOL, hi mini chibi

Initial reaction^
ok i read it too fast, sucks about that, better luck next time.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10378 Posts
August 18 2012 06:43 GMT
#68
just read this. WTF SHES 12?!
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FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10378 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-18 06:46:56
August 18 2012 06:46 GMT
#69
WRONG THREAD!
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TheFish7
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States2824 Posts
August 18 2012 07:01 GMT
#70
Write her number down, give it to Doc Brown, then have him get in the DeLorean and go back in time to 1885 and send it to you in a telegram set to arrive 6 years from now.
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Joltrend
Profile Joined March 2011
Sweden19 Posts
August 18 2012 07:04 GMT
#71
OMG 12 lowl but hey man you had the balls to do it eventually and thats something and thats an experience you can carry on the next girl. glhf in te future shock
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-18 08:35:36
August 18 2012 08:33 GMT
#72
On August 18 2012 16:01 TheFish7 wrote:
Write her number down, give it to Doc Brown, then have him get in the DeLorean and go back in time to 1885 and send it to you in a telegram set to arrive 6 years from now.

lol how does that help? she'll be 6....

On August 18 2012 16:04 Joltrend wrote:
OMG 12 lowl but hey man you had the balls to do it eventually and thats something and thats an experience you can carry on the next girl. glhf in te future shock

Yep hopefully many more girl blogs to come :D
...but hopefully the surprises wont be.....like this....
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
SarR
Profile Joined June 2011
476 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-18 16:03:15
August 18 2012 16:02 GMT
#73
Dont feel bad OP. If she were 19, there is a good chance you may have failed miserably anyway. I don't say this to be mean but I cringed when I read what you wrote before hitting the punchline(ie.she's 12). Heres why, you place wayyy more value than on her than she deserved. This mindset tends to be betrayed by body language when interacting with the object of your affections and nothing kills attaction for a woman more than an overzealous, eager to please suitor, some people call this 'beta'.

I worried myself to sleep, waking up the next morning at 6:45 catch the early bus.


She didn't earn this. No self-respecting man would lose sleep over someone he hadn't fucked yet. You overvalue her affections.

I press the buzzer and get off at the next stop and walk back, (didnt want to stay at that stop because it was raining and there was no cover there) So i walk back, "its okay its okay, u know qt use to catch the bus after this one, shes just probably on that one"


i walk down again but half way there i see the bus coming OH FUCK FUCK FUCK and start to run back


Again, over valuing her to the point of inconveniencing yourself. This shit is not attractive to a woman at all. Guys who yearn for affection this much usually end up with the prestigious and highly coveted job of holding her bag while he walks her to her boyfriend's home from school so he can make her scream his name before she goes home.

look up and i'm at the stop where qt gets off and impulsively i get off, i check the bus times, okay only 15mins till the next bus arrives, but its freezing out here!


I sit down...tired, wet, and disappointed


Good God!!! You're freezing your ass off while checking bus schedules just for the pleasure of talking to her ? This is too needy. Can you picture the popular guys at any school who gets all the girls acting like this ??

I linger by her seat, maybe she'll look up and move it....nope...still reading the book, and i'm starting to look very awkward standing,


I'll be honest, when I read this, I really cringed. My first thought was "Where is this kid's balls ?" Seriously, you want to talk to her or sit next to her, just do it and don't just do it, try to be fun and a little teasing too. Boldness goes a very long way with women. Trust me.

I'm not trying to belittle you in any way. I'm simply try to tell you to man up so when you actually do decide to do this with someone old enough to drink, you have a much better chance at success. Half your blog is about you franctically hitting dead ends simply trying to talk to her, I almost believe it is satire(If it is then please ignore this post). No real man with any reasonable success with women acts like this. They wouldn't go to such lengths just to talk....maybe to get pussy but never just to meet someone. Anyone who pedastalizes women like that aren't attractive to them. No one wants what they can easily have except as bag holder or a shoulder to cry on when the asshole boyfriend she loves banging out her uterus treats her like trash.

Aside from that, this blog is pretty funny. Brought a smile to my face
ktimekiller
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States690 Posts
August 19 2012 04:18 GMT
#74
Fucking pedo rofl, how does this even happen? You are becoming friends with a naive and innocent girl that is totally oblivious of your intent. Let her be.
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