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Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
August 15 2012 09:49 GMT
#21
On August 15 2012 18:38 [sc1f]eonzerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2012 18:32 gakkgakk wrote:
On August 15 2012 18:28 Shock710 wrote:
On August 15 2012 18:24 mizU wrote:

On August 15 2012 17:42 mizU wrote:
wtfffffffffffffffffff

noooooo

you cannot be friends.

what?

she's 12.

really??? but its just friends, like when u play with ur little cousins

"hey mom, i got asked out by this 19 year old but then he found out i was 12 and just asked to be my friend. we talk a lot on the bus. he's like my uncle!"

...

ROFL well that does sound bad, but i'm gonna guess she doesnt tell her parents about me asking her out, and plus if i ever meet her parents i think i'm pretty okay, i dont look dodgy i go to a pretty good uni and i'm just a nice guy (theres no evil intentions, hopefully they'll see it. If not? well hoping i can out run the dad)

Have you told your irl friends this story? Do they think its ok that a girl you tried to hit on turned out to be 12 and so instead of dating her, you became her friend instead?

he is not saying they are just the best friends now.But there is not reason to him start ignore her -_-. sorry for my english

yeah i just didnt want things to be awkward with her, i'll be seeing her everyday for quite a while. Seemed like the right thing to do just to be friends.
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
August 15 2012 09:56 GMT
#22
Man i thought the quality of girl blogs was going down, but the past 3 or 4 have just been epic. My faith is restored!
The_LiNk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada863 Posts
August 15 2012 09:57 GMT
#23
He'll be the "big brother" that'll beat intimidate all them boyfriends in the near future.
Incze
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Romania2058 Posts
August 15 2012 10:00 GMT
#24
Man, that part when you found out that she was 12 made me laugh so hard.
I must thank you!
Glad you made a new friend
Religion: Buckethead
Xhiwi
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
49 Posts
August 15 2012 10:02 GMT
#25
Being friends is an option. But imagine when she's talking to her parents
"Where do you go?"
"I'm going to a friend. He's just 7 years older than me"
"O____o"
-insert kitschy quote here-
[sc1f]eonzerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Belgium6868 Posts
August 15 2012 10:07 GMT
#26
The point is where is he saying he go somewhere with her . rofl.. u guys are also 12 y.o ?
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
August 15 2012 10:10 GMT
#27
On August 15 2012 19:07 [sc1f]eonzerg wrote:
The point is where is he saying he go somewhere with her . rofl.. u guys are also 12 y.o ?

that would be awkward, but i dont think we'll be going anywhere together, the only times we'll be in contact is probably on the bus or the tram
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
August 15 2012 10:55 GMT
#28
Shes sitting there eating an apple (i had an apple for breakfast too ) and reading a book. I walk up to her seat (i'm ready to sit down and smooth talk the shit out of this girl).....wtf her bag is on the seat next to her, with her Red thermal lunch box on top off it (i forgot to mention that she always carries this red thermal lunch box around with her, very cute ) I linger by her seat, maybe she'll look up and move it....nope...


I once knew a guy who managed to get into bed with a girl he was into. After winging him all fucking night to get him into that spot I was so happy for him and was eagerly awaiting what he's gonna say the next day. He told me that they were lieing next to each other, both just wearing underpants and then they talked a little bit and since she didn't make a move he thought she isn't into him and they just went to sleep.

Your stories remind me of him.

STOP. BEING. SUCH. A. PUSSY.

+ Show Spoiler +
=(
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
nihoh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia978 Posts
August 15 2012 10:55 GMT
#29
Girl blog brought to you by M Night Shyamalan.
Dont look at the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-15 11:03:17
August 15 2012 10:58 GMT
#30
On August 15 2012 19:55 r.Evo wrote:
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Shes sitting there eating an apple (i had an apple for breakfast too ) and reading a book. I walk up to her seat (i'm ready to sit down and smooth talk the shit out of this girl).....wtf her bag is on the seat next to her, with her Red thermal lunch box on top off it (i forgot to mention that she always carries this red thermal lunch box around with her, very cute ) I linger by her seat, maybe she'll look up and move it....nope...


I once knew a guy who managed to get into bed with a girl he was into. After winging him all fucking night to get him into that spot I was so happy for him and was eagerly awaiting what he's gonna say the next day. He told me that they were lieing next to each other, both just wearing underpants and then they talked a little bit and since she didn't make a move he thought she isn't into him and they just went to sleep.

Your stories remind me of him.

STOP. BEING. SUCH. A. PUSSY.

+ Show Spoiler +
=(

lol well worked out for the best, if i moved her stuff i would be telling everyone i was asking her out and that i liked her, and then she would be like I'm 12..and well then i'm fucked

On another note, if u got me with a girl who was legal to have sex with, theres no way i wouldnt make the first move especially if we were on a bed, nearly naked lol. I was just being cautious with qt

On August 15 2012 19:55 nihoh wrote:
Girl blog brought to you by M Night Shyamalan.

...googled M Night Shyamalan, see a bunch of horror movies......what?
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 15 2012 11:09 GMT
#31
Dude seriously just wait until she turns 16 or 17. Patience my young padawan.

She's 12, she hasn't developed all the insecurities of a full-grown woman yet, you won't be able to get her in bed even if you tried.

(j/k, but honestly she's probably not ready to fool around with a dude yet, you should respect that and leave her alone)
Что?
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
August 15 2012 11:24 GMT
#32
ummm, she's 12. How interesting can she be for a 19 year old to talk to? Serious pedophile territory here buddy, just friends is not an option.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-15 11:51:37
August 15 2012 11:32 GMT
#33
On August 15 2012 20:24 Scarecrow wrote:
ummm, she's 12. How interesting can she be for a 19 year old to talk to? Serious pedophile territory here buddy, just friends is not an option.

i'm not going out of my way to spend time with her, i'm not taking her to the movies as friends or taking her out to eat, the only thing we'll be doing is talking on the bus to school, thats about it. Talking to her is better than sitting quietly on the bus imo

On August 15 2012 20:38 Scarecrow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2012 20:32 Shock710 wrote:
On August 15 2012 20:24 Scarecrow wrote:
ummm, she's 12. How interesting can she be for a 19 year old to talk to? Serious pedophile territory here buddy, just friends is not an option.

i'm not going out of my way to spend time with her, i'm not taking her to the movies as friends or taking her out to eat, the only thing we'll be doing is talking on the bus to school, thats about it. Talking to her is better than sitting quietly on the bus imo

You honestly don't see how this is inappropriate? (especially after you so recently had a massive crush on her). Talk to someone closer to your own age.

I dont consider it inappropriate as i no long have a crush on her, and the crush only happen with the idea that she was 17, theres nothing more than talking going on. Not everything has to be pedobear
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
August 15 2012 11:38 GMT
#34
On August 15 2012 20:32 Shock710 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2012 20:24 Scarecrow wrote:
ummm, she's 12. How interesting can she be for a 19 year old to talk to? Serious pedophile territory here buddy, just friends is not an option.

i'm not going out of my way to spend time with her, i'm not taking her to the movies as friends or taking her out to eat, the only thing we'll be doing is talking on the bus to school, thats about it. Talking to her is better than sitting quietly on the bus imo

You honestly don't see how this is inappropriate? (especially after you so recently had a massive crush on her). Talk to someone closer to your own age.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
VenomBRA
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands168 Posts
August 15 2012 11:53 GMT
#35
I'm so glad I read this at home and not in the office. Man, I really laughed out loud. Great read!

Damn, you're unlucky! (I guess)
"We got a lot of nothing to say"
Sayle
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom3685 Posts
August 15 2012 12:00 GMT
#36
I woulda been shocked too. She's way too old.
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
August 15 2012 12:02 GMT
#37
On August 15 2012 21:00 Sayle wrote:
I woulda been shocked too. She's way too old.

lol Sayle <3 i'm sooo happy i got a comment from Sayle 0_0 *heart attack*
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
BookII
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia400 Posts
August 15 2012 12:10 GMT
#38
On August 15 2012 21:00 Sayle wrote:
I woulda been shocked too. She's way too old.

hahaha

Shock I'm from Melbourne too if you wanna hang out and play with some lego, or maybe practice our colouring in of drawings.

Seriously though, that sucks man. Better luck with the next girl.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
August 15 2012 12:12 GMT
#39
TWELVE lol
You have quite a taste =P
Nice read anyhow, 5/5.
[TLMS] REBOOT
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
August 15 2012 12:24 GMT
#40
On August 15 2012 21:00 Sayle wrote:
I woulda been shocked too. She's way too old.


Pedobear agrees with you!

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