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Because of the drought of [Girl Blog] tags, I thought I'd share a thought.
I don't like toilets seats. Every single person who sits on a toilet seat leaves behind whatever their ass happened to touch that day, which 99% of the time includes some form of poop. Soon, the seat becomes a swirling mass of ass germs that I, quite frankly, don't want my butt to touch. Sometimes even a thick layer of toilet paper isn't enough to get my cheeks on a seat. So, until recently, I squatted over every single one.
Just recently I became very sick and couldn't hold myself steady over the seat. I had to sit on the nasty pool of ass germs, or I ran the risk of completely missing the toilet. I sat down for the first time expecting all of hell to break lose, but it actually felt good. Being able to rest for the while taking care of business is something that I have never experienced (and something many take for granted). Of course, I lysoled the shit out of it (pun intended) before sitting, but I swear I felt the tingle of millions of ass germs giving me a single celled hug.
So what does this have to do with girls? Well recently I read a comment about some girls being nasty that reminded me of toilet seats. Guys, some girls are shallow and promiscuous. These girls are like the nasty toilet seats. Don't do what I did and spend a fifth of your life squatting over the seat. You gotta plant yourself on it, and do so with pride. You never know, you may never squat again.
 
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Dude....... I am kinda speechless after reading this...
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aw...expecting a full girl blog, whats wrong with toliet paper covering the whole thing? u could go two layers if ur really afraid of ass germs
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Wait. I dont get the ending
If promiscuous/shallow girls are like nasty toilet seats... are you telling us to take opportunities with these women? o.O
And be proud of it? :o
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I think he's saying, if you can get laid with a slut, hit it and hope you don't get AIDS.
I'd rather not get AIDS.
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You need to l2squatpoop. Gotta get up on that seat and squat poop. It's a good skill to have and it'll serve you well when you got to a China or a country even more ghetto than that.
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The funny thing is that the door handle probably has more germs than the toilet seat due to disinfected water splashing around. Plus other people also wipe the seat with tissue removing germs but no-one bothers about the door handle. Sometimes people just need to realise that shit happens and when it does, you deal with it.
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I hover and let it all out like a champ
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If there was only squats toilets I'm pretty sure you would complain too.
The issue is inherent to public toilets, which is why I never use them.
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HAHAHAHA One of the best girl blogs ever, so unique.
5/5
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LOL wise words, wise words.
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On August 06 2012 14:54 JerKy wrote:
Wait. I dont get the ending
If promiscuous/shallow girls are like nasty toilet seats... are you telling us to take opportunities with these women? o.O
And be proud of it? :o
He's saying you should put yourself out there with women, yeah there's the crap and shit you have to deal with some women, but eventually you'll find comfort and relief in one or many women.
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This is exactly why I wear my pants backwards. When I need to take a poop, I just open my zipper and poop with my pants on. No need to worry about touching the seat.
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Asia, proud pioneers of the squat toilet. And my friends thought I was crazy.
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Why would u care about the toilet seat? You can't get a UTI from sitting on a toilet with skin contact. You can't get STDs from sitting ou a toilet seat. And you can't get a skin infection from sitting on a toilet seat unless you are seriously immunocompromised.
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On August 06 2012 16:33 Chairman Ray wrote:
This is exactly why I wear my pants backwards. When I need to take a poop, I just open my zipper and poop with my pants on. No need to worry about touching the seat.
Me, I just wear pyjamas with a bum-flap everywhere I go. Except it's a narrow bum-flap, so my ass-cheeks don't touch the rims. It's comfortable AND I don't have to wear shoes.
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lmao blogs like these and the Dota 2 forums are why I still read TL.
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Fuck squatters. What if you miss and shit all over the seat? Like what the fuck, man? How am I supposed to plant myself on the seat with pride when there's a big pile of shit there?
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I command you to explain.
How this:
These girls are like the nasty toilet seats.
And this:
"You gotta plant yourself on it, and do so with pride."
Go together.
EDIT:
Also, this makes me curious.
Don't do what I did and spend a fifth of your life squatting over the seat.
So exactly how old are you and how can you determine that you have completed "a fifth of your life"?
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What a touching story  Just play it safe!
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I'm gonna pick up the toilet seat topic because.. Well, I envy guys. They can stand there while taking a piss and aim, more or less. >:/ Wish I could do that!
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On August 06 2012 16:15 FractalsOnFire wrote:Show nested quote +On August 06 2012 14:54 JerKy wrote:
Wait. I dont get the ending
If promiscuous/shallow girls are like nasty toilet seats... are you telling us to take opportunities with these women? o.O
And be proud of it? :o
He's saying you should put yourself out there with women, yeah there's the crap and shit you have to deal with some women, but eventually you'll find comfort and relief in one or many women.
that's actually very deep ahahahah
I can only poop in my own house. 
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On August 06 2012 16:33 Chairman Ray wrote:
This is exactly why I wear my pants backwards. When I need to take a poop, I just open my zipper and poop with my pants on. No need to worry about touching the seat.
... lol WTF
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On a more serious note, back when China had a more strict policy, people from different zones had to stay in their zones, so when my parents met each other in college I think they married for convenience. My mom is dumb as a brick and I know this reflects on me poorly. My parents sleep in separate beds but get along fine as far as Asian parents do.
I think if you just go with every girl you can get then you'll settle for an unhappy relationship.
And for the record I like quiet places where I can poop undisturbed. 7th floor individual bathrooms. I also like to put paper over the seats.
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I don't understand how guys can act macho and then be outraged and disgusted by "nasty" toilets. Have you seen the men's washroom at just about any venue? Either use them or don't use em. Just don't cry "aww duude that's dis-GUSTing..." like some middle school juvenile.
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I agree with you, Erasme. There's a reason why it's called "The Home Throne"...
EDIT: Fixed my inability to quote properly.
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meh it's not like you eat off your own ass, it's well equipped to handle the germs. At most I'll wipe the seat with toilet paper at a bad public one. You should be more worried about restroom doors and taps imo.
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Not all slutty girls are dirty girls.
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LOL best girl blog in a while
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