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DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
August 06 2012 10:24 GMT
#21
What a touching story Just play it safe!
How devious | http://anartisticanswer.blogspot.com.au/
Yanami
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany49 Posts
August 06 2012 11:04 GMT
#22
I'm gonna pick up the toilet seat topic because.. Well, I envy guys. They can stand there while taking a piss and aim, more or less. >:/ Wish I could do that!
Erasme
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Bahamas15899 Posts
August 06 2012 11:05 GMT
#23
On August 06 2012 16:15 FractalsOnFire wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2012 14:54 JerKy wrote:
Wait. I dont get the ending
If promiscuous/shallow girls are like nasty toilet seats... are you telling us to take opportunities with these women? o.O
And be proud of it? :o



He's saying you should put yourself out there with women, yeah there's the crap and shit you have to deal with some women, but eventually you'll find comfort and relief in one or many women.

that's actually very deep ahahahah
I can only poop in my own house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7lxwFEB6FI “‘Drain the swamp’? Stupid saying, means nothing, but you guys loved it so I kept saying it.”
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
August 06 2012 12:25 GMT
#24
On August 06 2012 16:33 Chairman Ray wrote:
This is exactly why I wear my pants backwards. When I need to take a poop, I just open my zipper and poop with my pants on. No need to worry about touching the seat.

... lol WTF
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-06 12:52:52
August 06 2012 12:52 GMT
#25
On a more serious note, back when China had a more strict policy, people from different zones had to stay in their zones, so when my parents met each other in college I think they married for convenience. My mom is dumb as a brick and I know this reflects on me poorly. My parents sleep in separate beds but get along fine as far as Asian parents do.

I think if you just go with every girl you can get then you'll settle for an unhappy relationship.

And for the record I like quiet places where I can poop undisturbed. 7th floor individual bathrooms. I also like to put paper over the seats.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
August 06 2012 13:38 GMT
#26
I don't understand how guys can act macho and then be outraged and disgusted by "nasty" toilets. Have you seen the men's washroom at just about any venue? Either use them or don't use em. Just don't cry "aww duude that's dis-GUSTing..." like some middle school juvenile.
(The Doctor)
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada40 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-06 15:56:39
August 06 2012 15:55 GMT
#27
I agree with you, Erasme. There's a reason why it's called "The Home Throne"...

EDIT: Fixed my inability to quote properly.
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9175 Posts
August 06 2012 16:04 GMT
#28
meh it's not like you eat off your own ass, it's well equipped to handle the germs. At most I'll wipe the seat with toilet paper at a bad public one. You should be more worried about restroom doors and taps imo.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
Leth0
Profile Joined February 2012
856 Posts
August 06 2012 16:26 GMT
#29
Not all slutty girls are dirty girls.
blankspace
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States292 Posts
August 06 2012 17:59 GMT
#30
LOL best girl blog in a while
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