EPTA update from my last blog and just life in general. Ex girlfriend still texts me a fair bit, she begged me to hang out for ages till I finally gave in which was stupid, just ended up in me following my wang and being stupid.
I constantly remind her we aren’t going to be getting back together. The other chick my mate likes seriously pissed me off which is unusual cause I don’t care much. We went out to the city to go clubbing and one of my mates wasn’t drinking and planning to drive home later that night, only taking me home.
This was kind of thrown together last minute because my mate and I were bored and the chick invited me out to club and I was like nah dude, but then I realised there’s nothing to do so I asked him if he wanted to go out with her and her friend.
He had work the next day and ended up saying “fuck it why not” cause he had previously been with both of these girls, except holding back on one of them because our other mate liked her. But being a total dog and not caring I was prepared to give her a geeze.
Now to the part that made me angry/no longer interested (but who am I kidding I’d still slam her if she wanted) in Australia there’s stupid rules when being a young driver it goes like this;
Learners – One year and a log book of 100 hours. Log books gets approved you go for your provisional license.
Provisional 1 – One year on these you have 4 points, have to be 0% alcohol level when driving, past 11:30 you may only have one person in your car unless its immediate family.
Provisional 2 – Another test then you get less restrictions then after a year (I think)
ACTUAL LICENSE – Not retarded shit.
My mate told them all that he was only taking me back and the chicks were like yeah parents picking us up and our mate was like yeah okay. We got there and went into the club, this was my first time being in this type of club and I wasn’t planning on drinking just because, I had been the night before but then my mate told me to and I was like okay. Yeah.. I give into peer pressure easy.. Night was alright, I asked one of the girls “If I flash you my nipple, will you buy me a drink”. I got a weird look and then I turned around only to be tapped and given a drink so I asked her “So.. do you want to see my nipple or what?” she then walked away. I’m not big on buying girls drinks, usually end up buying my mates one.
Other then that pretty boring and then when its time to come home (I paid for parking which is fkn expensive) they all decide they cant get home forcing my mate to drive them basically and my mate and I are guys that value manners really high. Being friends almost 12 years we adapted a lot of the same mannerisms (being total fuckheads) but both our families were big on being polite and using pleases and thank yous.
These girls gave no petrol to this guy, no thank you, no nothing and neither did our other friend. At the end of the night when we got back to his I brought it up and he kind of realised he’d been scammed ect. This chick had been giving me mixed signals all night and texting her afterwards went like this.
Bangable girl: You owe me a drink
Scruff dog: Ill give you a kiss instead
Bangable girl: Ill give you poo.
Scruff dog: Do you wanna bang or not?
Bangable girl: Stop trolling me.
I was like ew to the “poo” bit. Deadset made my stomach queasy -_- Just being annoyed at the way the acted with my mate driving he rang up and because she previously wanted to slam him he said “This is your one time opportunity to bang me, the offer will be gone tomorrow” she really thought we were both kidding and wouldn’t stop laughing but I wasn’t to serious I just told her she will wake up to me throwing rocks at her window and my mate with the big cd player in attempts for sex.
She spoke to me a few times throughout the next few days and I was a bit short just annoyed at the driving thing. I’m really known for being silly and not being serious so any time I actually am serious people still think I’m joking or take it way harsher then it should be taken just because it comes from me.
Other then having a mad whinge about the chicks (I’m over it now and didn’t bring it up with them). Our other mate is just hopeless, barely speaks and if he does its just agreeing or backing up another comment / laughing. He can be a cool guy but he wears like an old man sweater out and whenever Im near him I feel like I’m about 80 years old, I try and get him with babes but his lack of talking and possible sweet but not so sweet sweater slams a chastity belt around any girl
This blog had no point to it other then to waste time at work :/
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