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I have written a peom of Liquid'Meow's entrance into TL and his first TSL.
+ Show Spoiler +Ahh here, TL.
It's Liquid'Meow who strikes again!
Through TL's time they realize... BAM!
Life's true pro's, is a good friend.
Gentle eyes,
They see so much.
Paws that have,
The perrrfect touch.
Meow is someone careful,
Yet Liquid's kind.
Allow one cat to fulfill,
The Liquid mind.
Ahh Bear TSL,
Unknowing Liquid fans purrrk then!
Out of view of Meow's time we idealize glam!
But, Star Craft's rude low's, Rush again.
Mental lies,
They eat so much.
Lies that have,
The untrue clutch.
Meow is undone, therefore,
Set Liquid blind.
And how alone set to good will,
The Liquid Line.
Welcome to the team, Liquid'Meow 
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Welcome to liquid Meow ^^ ~ 
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Expecting to see MLG convert those useless, boring in-between-match shots of the crowd into "Playtime with Liquid'Meow" as filler. Watch the viewership suddenly blow the Super Bowl out of the water.
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On June 30 2012 02:52 Zephirdd wrote:
First you have girls being assigned contracts, now CATS? Wtf is wrong with you people, why aren't the real pro players hired?
For someone who has "♥ The world needs more hearts! ♥" in their signature, that was a surprisingly barefaced example of sexism right there.
Also, to address your sadly bigoted point:
1 - The real pro players are hired. I can't name a single player earning a living wage entirely from starcraft without the support of some sort of contract rendering them an employee spokesperson for either a team, company, or product. While I'm sure someone will be on hand to provide an example of such a player, those examples if extant are surely in the vanishing minority, meaning they would still not invalidate the status quo of pro players being overwhelmingly those who have been hired in some capacity. Those that are not earning a living wage from starcraft are not pro players, as their profession is not starcraft, it is their aspirational profession or career goal, regardless of their actual or percieved skill level.
2 - There are female starcraft players earning a living wage entirely from starcraft, or at the very least from a combination of starcraft and related endeavours. This renders playing starcraft their profession, therefore they are pro players.
Please make an effort in future to not let your personal bias towards 50% of the human race interfere with your comprehension of language.
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welcome! ur parents must be proud 
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ah man silly meow dont weart headsets they dont fit your ears!
10/10 solid A
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the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
I guess this is pretty fantastic :D
Great work.
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Tyler's ferret is going to through a fit about this.
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there is like a person in the cats forehead.
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Rumour has it Meow's first official appearance will be on GSL Off the Record, wearing a wig made of a ball of wool.
On June 30 2012 08:30 Mawi wrote:
ah man silly meow dont weart headsets they dont fit your ears!
10/10 solid A
You should see how he puts them on, it's adorable. Also, small confession, the Steelseries headset is a photoshop job, I had to replace the super-secret Razer headphones, not yet available to the general cat population.
3FFA I'm a simple man but your poetry has moved me, thank you :D
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lol at the people who even considered this being true at first xd
But seriously grats on the new contract Meow
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We've already kicked the cat from the team due to using SteelSeries gear publically!
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I heard Meow had to trial out to get into Team Liquid and he beat Hero by a whisker to gain his spot. In one game I saw Meow roll up with a Zerg death ball and his opponent had to flea the battlefield. Taeja only beat him because he ran over and scratched his belly during the game + laced his water bottle with catnip. That's cheating right there.
Farewell Meow!
EDIT: After re-read this post I officially hate myself.
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On July 02 2012 06:59 Bumblebee wrote:
We've already kicked the cat from the team due to using SteelSeries gear publically!
nooooo 
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On June 30 2012 07:25 GuitarBizarre wrote:Show nested quote +On June 30 2012 02:52 Zephirdd wrote:
First you have girls being assigned contracts, now CATS? Wtf is wrong with you people, why aren't the real pro players hired? For someone who has "♥ The world needs more hearts! ♥" in their signature, that was a surprisingly barefaced example of sexism right there. Also, to address your sadly bigoted point: 1 - The real pro players are hired. I can't name a single player earning a living wage entirely from starcraft without the support of some sort of contract rendering them an employee spokesperson for either a team, company, or product. While I'm sure someone will be on hand to provide an example of such a player, those examples if extant are surely in the vanishing minority, meaning they would still not invalidate the status quo of pro players being overwhelmingly those who have been hired in some capacity. Those that are not earning a living wage from starcraft are not pro players, as their profession is not starcraft, it is their aspirational profession or career goal, regardless of their actual or percieved skill level. 2 - There are female starcraft players earning a living wage entirely from starcraft, or at the very least from a combination of starcraft and related endeavours. This renders playing starcraft their profession, therefore they are pro players. Please make an effort in future to not let your personal bias towards 50% of the human race interfere with your comprehension of language.
I'm actually not sure whether or not you realized Zephirdd was joking, so consider this a roundabout way of wondering whether you might be Romanian.
In other words, your points are completely valid and good, just not really necessary this time.
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On June 30 2012 05:24 scudst0rm wrote:
Waiting for the liquid'meow vs Byun'sPuppyPrime bo9 showmatch, where as they each upload 9 pictures to /r/aww and see who gets the most upvotes.
this
go for it!
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"Abundance of NAKED CAT PICS"
What kind of distractions face him?
On July 02 2012 06:59 Bumblebee wrote:
We've already kicked the cat from the team due to using SteelSeries gear publically!
NOOOO~~ Meow will betray us and join EG D:
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On June 30 2012 09:32 UltimateHurl wrote:Rumour has it Meow's first official appearance will be on GSL Off the Record, wearing a wig made of a ball of wool. Show nested quote +On June 30 2012 08:30 Mawi wrote:
ah man silly meow dont weart headsets they dont fit your ears!
10/10 solid A You should see how he puts them on, it's adorable. Also, small confession, the Steelseries headset is a photoshop job, I had to replace the super-secret Razer headphones, not yet available to the general cat population. 3FFA I'm a simple man but your poetry has moved me, thank you :D
You're welcome! Also, if anyone asks what I meant by that poem.. I kinda just wrote what came into my head o.o
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