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Clicker
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1012 Posts
June 19 2012 22:41 GMT
#1
I've spent my last three days in a LAN center. In the process of moving, so when it's time to unwind I just come here since we don't have internet at our old place right now.

Anyways, some girl was here playing Diablo 3. Minding her own business. Everyone is playing games to themselves, and her boyfriend comes in pissed.
"Blah blah, look at all the guys here, do you know how hard you're failing me right now?"

She replies, what are you talking about? I'm just sitting here. And she was.

I hear a fleshy smack, and I turn around and the guy is completely swarmed by nerds. Three guys hopped up immediately and took the guy out after he hit the girl.

Go nerds ^.^v

I wasn't in range to get over there, and I wasn't looking. I wish I could've been there to help swam the guy, but I bought the girl some game time so she can chill here longer.



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Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-19 22:43:55
June 19 2012 22:43 GMT
#2
What the fuck was his malfunction
5 star for your empathy in buying her some time to get her mind off that shitheel
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
DRTnOOber
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
New Zealand476 Posts
June 19 2012 22:59 GMT
#3
I don't know if it's the fact I have a 6 week old daughter but that really affects me. Wish I could have been there to smack some sense into that guy. Well, actually, I don't really condone/enjoy real violence but I do wish people like that wouldn't exist.
But I'm off creep... and so I slow down, what are hellions doing here? I don't belong here...
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45209 Posts
June 19 2012 22:59 GMT
#4
Take her out for a drink/ bite to eat.

Her problem clearly doesn't end when the game ends.

She needs a new boyfriend.

Well done though!
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
June 19 2012 23:10 GMT
#5
Kids. -_-
Jinsho
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom3101 Posts
June 19 2012 23:25 GMT
#6
Might have been his sister. I never hit mine when I was younger, but you know... sometimes it wasn't easy not to.
Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
June 19 2012 23:36 GMT
#7
The fuck so he hit this girl because she was playing D3?
"HotBid [11:45 AM]: i dunno i kinda like the big muta shooting smaller mutas out"
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
June 20 2012 00:04 GMT
#8
Is there any more details OP? Keep us updated k?
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
juked
Profile Joined May 2010
United States691 Posts
June 20 2012 00:46 GMT
#9
Wow that's seriously messed up. GO nerds, i hope they gave him a good beating
Clicker
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1012 Posts
July 07 2012 10:03 GMT
#10
On June 20 2012 09:04 Cyber_Cheese wrote:
Is there any more details OP? Keep us updated k?

The owner of the place is chill as hell and she now has an account there with unlimited playing time...forever.
She wasn't as torn up as you'd think she would be, but maybe it was that Diablo 3 addiction kicking in. She went back to farming after a short while. The police came by and took a statement but the guy had taken off after he'd gotten hit. Anything past that is just what I heard the next day but apparently he had a blacked eye and a fat lip. I didn't see the girl the next day, so I hope she's okay.

It was bizarre. Spent a lot of hours there for about a week (it was a father's day gift, unlimited playing time for a week without kids). First time in a place like that and that happens.
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