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Random poem nr. 6!

Blogs > Mr.Bimbles
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Mr.Bimbles
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Iceland457 Posts
May 11 2012 17:04 GMT
#1
So there I was.
Trying to eat a vase.
The shards are painfull but blue.
It still feels good, that much is true!
For all you whiners
Saying "stfu dude you are no poem designer!"

My answer to that is purple,
Following an ancient circle!
True and brown it really is.
Almost identical to the look of jizz...

Now here I am with zero immagination.
In iceland I am the greatest nation!
Yet I continue to make these poems,
If you try to stop me you're just dumb!

The mere thing that can stop me is boredom.
And its already starting to take its toll.
But in this blog I have the freedom!
You do to so here I roll

Uhumm, I like glass so tender and brown
Stfu d-bag stop acting like a clown.
And that made me put up a huge frown...
Then the world goes Ga-BLAWN!

**
"If I was your wife I would poison your coffee" "Well If I was your husband I'd drink it"
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
May 11 2012 17:24 GMT
#2
....
what in god's name....
5/5
moo...for DRG
Mr.Bimbles
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Iceland457 Posts
May 11 2012 17:26 GMT
#3
On May 12 2012 02:24 neoghaleon55 wrote:
....
what in god's name....
5/5


I know... This... is my "mona lisa" my "sc2 winning streak" my "jessica alpha"

This is my greatest design.. xD
"If I was your wife I would poison your coffee" "Well If I was your husband I'd drink it"
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
May 11 2012 18:23 GMT
#4
do you write these while under the influence of drugs?
MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
May 11 2012 19:19 GMT
#5
LSD is dangerous, dude.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24781 Posts
May 11 2012 19:20 GMT
#6
Twas the night before mother's day
I think kittens are cute
Got invited to the golf course to play
I love it when cats toot.

Merging together two independent topics
It is 3:20 pm right now
leads to irrelevant rhymes in the tropics
What time is dinner
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
May 11 2012 19:42 GMT
#7
On May 12 2012 04:20 micronesia wrote:
Twas the night before mother's day
I think kittens are cute
Got invited to the golf course to play
I love it when cats toot.

Merging together two independent topics
It is 3:20 pm right now
leads to irrelevant rhymes in the tropics
What time is dinner


Now we have ourselves a rap battle officially
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
Xova
Profile Joined November 2010
United States342 Posts
May 11 2012 21:37 GMT
#8
Honestly I stopped at "jizz"...
If you're a Starcraft fan, you're an Lim Yo Hwan fan.
Mr.Bimbles
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Iceland457 Posts
May 11 2012 21:54 GMT
#9
On May 12 2012 04:42 Romance_us wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 12 2012 04:20 micronesia wrote:
Twas the night before mother's day
I think kittens are cute
Got invited to the golf course to play
I love it when cats toot.

Merging together two independent topics
It is 3:20 pm right now
leads to irrelevant rhymes in the tropics
What time is dinner


Now we have ourselves a rap battle officially


Sup brahhh you're no man,
I know you trick, you but a big ass scam!

You've lost this battle so fast, I can already hear your squeals
Your lyrics are stuffing, so now I know how gravy feels,

Making poems is my job, Now ill sling you some raps,
What you made last year was less than my income tax

BOOOOOOMMM!!!!

Am I doing it right?
"If I was your wife I would poison your coffee" "Well If I was your husband I'd drink it"
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8096 Posts
May 11 2012 22:04 GMT
#10
On May 12 2012 06:54 Mr.Bimbles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 12 2012 04:42 Romance_us wrote:
On May 12 2012 04:20 micronesia wrote:
Twas the night before mother's day
I think kittens are cute
Got invited to the golf course to play
I love it when cats toot.

Merging together two independent topics
It is 3:20 pm right now
leads to irrelevant rhymes in the tropics
What time is dinner


Now we have ourselves a rap battle officially


Sup brahhh you're no man,
I know you trick, you but a big ass scam!

You've lost this battle so fast, I can already hear your squeals
Your lyrics are stuffing, so now I know how gravy feels,

Making poems is my job, Now ill sling you some raps,
What you made last year was less than my income tax

BOOOOOOMMM!!!!

Am I doing it right?

Copying what others have done is not doing it right
Lyrics:
colder than a Dairy Queen Blizzard,
rebel since I was five,
went running with scissors
Turn the beat up, it's all that I need,
Rocking my pumas ... and my white tee
Fast, Son, that ain't fast—
I'm rising faster than the price of gas
got irrelevant flow, everyone know,
cause now they follow me home,
to try & sit on my thrown,
In your ends youll be known as a loser
when i catch u slippin' ill give u a bruiser
This is a job -- I get paid to sling some raps,
What you made last year was less than my income tax
Your lyrics are stuffing,
so now I know how gravy feels,

I'll call you Gerber
'cause ya spittin' up some baby meals
Ain't no need for wondering who's the man,
this rap was done, before it began

From the description of:
Mr.Bimbles
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Iceland457 Posts
May 11 2012 22:12 GMT
#11
Shhhh don't tell him ^^ xD hahaha!

I saw it on a site quoted how to rap battle.... Google is your friend...
Well that teaches me....

Next time... perfectly original... fck! ^^
"If I was your wife I would poison your coffee" "Well If I was your husband I'd drink it"
Mr.Bimbles
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Iceland457 Posts
May 11 2012 22:13 GMT
#12
I don't know how to rap battle dude... dont you judge me ^^

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
"If I was your wife I would poison your coffee" "Well If I was your husband I'd drink it"
Mr.Bimbles
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Iceland457 Posts
May 11 2012 22:18 GMT
#13
I love that you still are checking out and commenting on my threads! ^^

"But I'll stay out of your threads/blogs from now on, trust me."

Aww you still check out all of my rhymes ^^
Its okay if you comment on them.. No need to hide..
"If I was your wife I would poison your coffee" "Well If I was your husband I'd drink it"
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
May 11 2012 22:26 GMT
#14
Mr.Bimbles dont no wat tu say
I got more bitches and pay
than what he may
liscence da paint
Yo beatz gots me down reelz
Cuze dey on dey heelz
An' now u aint
mo than a saint
Mr.Bimbles
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Iceland457 Posts
May 11 2012 22:46 GMT
#15
On May 12 2012 07:26 Roe wrote:
Mr.Bimbles dont no wat tu say
I got more bitches and pay
than what he may
liscence da paint
Yo beatz gots me down reelz
Cuze dey on dey heelz
An' now u aint
mo than a saint


Stfu btch im king UP IN HERE!
Whats up d-bag you're little queer!
Sorry I copy pasted, brahhh
Ohhh well, atleast I'm not always wasted!

Time to gtfo you little tucker.
I know your mom's hot, well atleast I didn't s*ck her!
I'm better then you at this sh*t, i'm for sure!
Atleast I got a better job then a poor'old trucker

Sorry bro I might have gone to hard on you all
Trust me when I tell you in real life your a baller!

*sorry about all the swearing, no harm intended, just good fun! ^^*

Anyways "BOOOM!"
"If I was your wife I would poison your coffee" "Well If I was your husband I'd drink it"
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