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DuB phool
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1003 Posts
May 05 2012 23:19 GMT
#21
On May 06 2012 07:04 d3_crescentia wrote:
I have no idea how I'm supposed to read this

I'm in the same boat.
Someone help us. I really would like to know what the heck.

Well... I don't know what it is, but peace-jam is now a thing. I like it.
"overwatch is jesus" - motbob 2016
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
May 05 2012 23:26 GMT
#22
Really cool comic...need some relief after all that TL drama
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
May 05 2012 23:35 GMT
#23
What the hell did I just read?
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
May 05 2012 23:51 GMT
#24
Man ICCUP is a small world these days, played that meleagrr zerg in at least 3 different ladder games in the last fortnight
Yhamm is the god of predictions
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
May 06 2012 00:08 GMT
#25
...
...
-.-
^.^
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
Jedclark
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom903 Posts
May 06 2012 00:29 GMT
#26
Don't know what I just read, but it was funny.
"They make it so scrubnubs can PM me. They make it so I can't ignore scrubnubs!" - "I'm gonna show you how great I am." MKP fan since GSL Open Season 2 #hipsternerd
rel
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Guam3521 Posts
May 06 2012 00:32 GMT
#27
Hi chef... Don't change. Ever.
I'll tank push my way into her heart. ☮♥&$!
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
May 06 2012 01:15 GMT
#28
omg so good gahhaaha
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
May 06 2012 02:10 GMT
#29
I read "war-marmalade" as "War-malade" and now I want to make some.
So non sequitur ♥
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
ManicMarine
Profile Joined April 2011
Australia409 Posts
May 06 2012 02:12 GMT
#30
What the fuck did I just read?
Manic by name, Manic by nature.
peekn
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States1152 Posts
May 06 2012 02:32 GMT
#31
Great battle report... I read? through it all.

<3 the blogs Chef
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3456 Posts
May 06 2012 02:39 GMT
#32
Had to reread this.
I love BlargCraft style posts.
Pretty sick blood-eyes ~
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
May 06 2012 03:02 GMT
#33
WHY DID THE EMBASSY HAVE TO DIE!!!
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
chaosTheory_14cc
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada1270 Posts
May 06 2012 03:09 GMT
#34
Super awesome. 5/5
Essbee
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada2371 Posts
May 06 2012 03:15 GMT
#35
So much creativity. Good job Chef.
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
May 06 2012 03:27 GMT
#36
holy shit that good pic taking and an awesome story! 5
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
b0mBerMan
Profile Joined April 2012
Japan271 Posts
May 06 2012 03:48 GMT
#37
Lol. The best thing!
Danglars
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States12133 Posts
May 06 2012 03:52 GMT
#38
Pictures had enough jam and marmalade for my liking.

Now somebody get my a party hat!
Great armies come from happy zealots, and happy zealots come from California!
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hacklebeast
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5090 Posts
May 06 2012 04:11 GMT
#39
The dropping of the peace jam is the greatest sorrow of our times.
Protoss: Best, Paralyze, Jangbi, Nal_Ra || Terran: Oov, Boxer, Fantasy, Hiya|| Zerg: Yellow, Zero
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
May 06 2012 04:20 GMT
#40
amazing 5/5
Greed leads to just about all losses.
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