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Stretched nipples. Million dollar idea?

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ScruffyJanitor
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia108 Posts
April 28 2012 03:50 GMT
#1
Ohai dudes, let me start by saying if you were to use this idea and become a fashion icon or millionaire, do me a solid and throw me a little cash. Alright! :D In today’s world kiddies everywhere are obsessed with stretching their ears and deforming their beautiful bodies. SADLY I do have holey battle scared lobes, but that’s a story for another day.

Anyways, breast feeding in public has been controversial since the birth of Jesus. In conjunction with the fashion of deforming one’s self, it has also become more popular to get knocked up. A normal person may look at this and thing "What is the world coming to?" BUT an entrepreneur would think of this very differently. The genius idea behind this is you basically stretch your nipples (as a lil mama) and then you can insert straws into them nipples; this is a fashion statement and defeats the controversy of breast feeding in public. But none the less let’s look at my first example.

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Now that you can see the connection of the straw from the baby to the nipple. Here’s an example of how impressed all them city slickers will be when they see these young ladies prowling the streets with baby in arms.

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Now you may be asking "WONT THEY REGRET THIS SCRUFFY". Well obviously they are young ladies and as they turn 16 or whatever and their kids 2 and they can ditch it on people they will be wanting to hit the scene again, all the kinks aren't worked out but I will design a medical procedure to insert refrigerated sacks full of alcoholic beverages, so they can be the life of the party. My example below:

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Now Mother Nature has ravaged the once vibrant soul of this lady, she is old and in a home we can assume after dumping her kid around to go to parties and show off her sack straws (rough name ;D). She's old, now you will be saying one of two things "Is this guy a retard?" or "Oh now she must regret it"

BUT NO because these straws can be used to feed pills to her and add nutrients. Like so friends!

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Thank you for listening friends <3


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targ
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Malaysia445 Posts
April 28 2012 04:15 GMT
#2
This reminds me of those planes which can refuel fighter jets in mid-air, forgot their exact name right now.
http://billyfoong.blogspot.com/ my other opinions are here
Carson
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada820 Posts
April 28 2012 04:16 GMT
#3
5 stars, obviously.

I for one didn't know that nipples were a two-way nutrient pathway.
"You have to remember something: Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn." Arnold Schwarzenegger
rUiNati0n
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1155 Posts
April 28 2012 05:02 GMT
#4
I have a better idea: Stretched Balls. That way when you accidentally send pics of your balls to someone, the y will think "wow this is a gentlemen with some large balls!" Also you could use your enlarged balls to do trick people like a tanuki.
eating corn while thinking about eating more corn
how
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States538 Posts
April 28 2012 05:25 GMT
#5
I don't even who know?
http://twitter.com/howsc
ScruffyJanitor
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia108 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-28 05:30:20
April 28 2012 05:28 GMT
#6
On April 28 2012 14:02 rUiNati0n wrote:
I have a better idea: Stretched Balls. That way when you accidentally send pics of your balls to someone, the y will think "wow this is a gentlemen with some large balls!" Also you could use your enlarged balls to do trick people like a tanuki.



You sir are a genius <3
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
April 28 2012 06:10 GMT
#7
I don't think nipples work the way you think they do.
Vod.kaholic
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1052 Posts
April 28 2012 07:55 GMT
#8
You know, I want to say that this a novel and disturbing idea, but I'm sure someone else on the internet has thought about/fapped to this. This is still kinda disturbing though.
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cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
April 28 2012 08:33 GMT
#9
should of added colors to the pictures im done lol
Greed leads to just about all losses.
Game
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3191 Posts
April 28 2012 08:37 GMT
#10
5/5
SC is like sex. You should play often, but never too hard. And you should only try hard when it matters.
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
April 28 2012 08:44 GMT
#11
I don't know why, but I laughed so hard. Fuck, I'm still drunk. This was hilarious!
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Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
April 28 2012 10:39 GMT
#12
On April 28 2012 14:02 rUiNati0n wrote:
I have a better idea: Stretched Balls. That way when you accidentally send pics of your balls to someone, the y will think "wow this is a gentlemen with some large balls!" Also you could use your enlarged balls to do trick people like a tanuki.


brilliant, see what you did there hahaha
The artist formerly known as Starparty
ScruffyJanitor
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia108 Posts
April 28 2012 10:47 GMT
#13
On April 28 2012 19:39 Starparty wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 28 2012 14:02 rUiNati0n wrote:
I have a better idea: Stretched Balls. That way when you accidentally send pics of your balls to someone, the y will think "wow this is a gentlemen with some large balls!" Also you could use your enlarged balls to do trick people like a tanuki.


brilliant, see what you did there hahaha



I'm starting to think if I make more blogs of random shit that happens or I think about I'll either be banned or a social liquid outcast :'(
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