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Brazil1546 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-30 21:42:27
March 30 2012 19:47 GMT
#1
(Marvin the Paranoid Android, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The movie, never got to read the book)

I wrote this as an reply to thedeadhaji's blog on Bad Decisions but it's so large it would annoy the fuck out of everyone, I still found it funny so I'll post here.

Two years ago I had barely any money, was about 50kg overweight and lived in reclusion as an out of town middle class dude in a largely proletarian city. Eventually I decided I had enough of it, worked ten hours a day every single day for a month, and made 16k usd.

Then I decided to do computer science at a top 5 college (laughing matter in the developed world obviously, but hey, at least it's free), procrastinated studying at all, arrived to the entrance exam 15min late, a few months later my mom calls to tell me I was approved - I didn't even check or remembered about it, would have missed if she didn't. She scrambled to send me the necessary documents, but they didn't arrive in time, at the last minute I went to the college anyway (100 bucks on a cab) and they managed to find the documents from the previous time I studied there. The cab driver was even so kind as to not charge the return. Soooo now I'm a college student making 5 figures a month, aka luckiest motherfucker in the world amirite?

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Nope, spent a few hundred going to a tournament I didn't get to play because the bank transfer arrived a few minutes late, still managed to blew 500 bucks on a stupid hand the first time I ever played cash game live. Then lost all motivation to work, blew the rest of the money (including a 4k loan someone I barely knew trusted me with) living in a hotel for a few months, doing not much more than working out daily and going to college from which I would eventually drop out. That's because I didn't realize that any landlord's opinion on my profession would be null and void the instant I take a few grand and shove it in his face (biggest motherfucking lesson of all time: money talks), so I could have rented an apartment, bought a car and like, lived a normal life.

Then I moved to my uncle's house at little more than a slum, extremely hot place where my aunt would make a ton of noise at 6am to remind she ruled the place, so I couldn't work for shit even if I really wanted and man, I tried. Later I just left to live in the street, with my notebook I could use the college's internet to scrape a few bucks, there was relatively safe to sleep and a gym would provide me with a shower. But my mom caught wind of it and got me in the first flight to her home and I've been living with her since then, again completely fucking broke (but much leaner thank God)

Now we're in a new city, a small one that have had a mini boom of private colleges, particularly a med school that costs 42k an year (which is a massive absolute fuckton of money here, my mom graduated from law school at about 12k an year and even then just because of federal financing), so real estate sucks here. We live at the third floor without an elevator and terrible sound proofing, so picture the scenario: my bedroom is surrounded by bedrooms of cute rich girls who have just discovered the freedom of being away from their parents, with terrible sound proofing. It's like this, http://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-sues-college-roommates-sex/story?id=15842134#.T3YHJo47oy4 (except I can't sue anyone), but fortunately much better than http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=119744

Moral of the story, I'm the god of bad decision making.

PS: Shoutout to thedeadhaji for his extremely insightful blog. Down here we either are rich and enjoy it or poor and struggle against it, his first world-ish thoughtful/developmental attitude has been such a great influence. Also to Sard Caid, check him out if you dream of spaceships exploding.

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7088 Posts
March 30 2012 19:59 GMT
#2
nasty shit dude, whats your plan now? you're living with your mom, so maybe she will help inspire or motivate you? or are you still stuck in the minstakes poker wondering whether you're even good enough for that? also is it just me that thinks being able to hear ppl fucking in the next room would be pretty awesome
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y0su
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Finland7871 Posts
March 30 2012 20:27 GMT
#3
On March 31 2012 04:59 FFGenerations wrote:
nasty shit dude, whats your plan now? you're living with your mom, so maybe she will help inspire or motivate you? or are you still stuck in the minstakes poker wondering whether you're even good enough for that? also is it just me that thinks being able to hear ppl fucking in the next room would be pretty awesome

or...
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Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Denmark994 Posts
March 30 2012 20:36 GMT
#4
You should pay that loan back.
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Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Brazil1546 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-30 21:05:22
March 30 2012 21:02 GMT
#5
On March 31 2012 04:59 FFGenerations wrote:
nasty shit dude, whats your plan now? you're living with your mom, so maybe she will help inspire or motivate you? or are you still stuck in the minstakes poker wondering whether you're even good enough for that? also is it just me that thinks being able to hear ppl fucking in the next room would be pretty awesome


That's not the point - I don't doubt my skill. But I may be approaching this the wrong way.

How could it be awesome, it doesn't let me sleep. It was much better when my neighbour was an older girl (although once she woke me at 5am crying suspiciously like she was in great pain) but those younger people just go at it all night long. God I feel so old talking like that. I thought about answering fire with fire as in:

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But I'm neither in college nor have money, if I had I wouldn't be here anyway.

On March 31 2012 05:27 y0su wrote:
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On March 31 2012 04:59 FFGenerations wrote:
nasty shit dude, whats your plan now? you're living with your mom, so maybe she will help inspire or motivate you? or are you still stuck in the minstakes poker wondering whether you're even good enough for that? also is it just me that thinks being able to hear ppl fucking in the next room would be pretty awesome

or... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoxjT8M2lJ0


LMAO that's so fitting, Especially since I actually lived in a hotel and would occasionally hear moaning while walking down the hall, but not in my damn room.
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