Unfortunate Situations

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MaximusT

United States126 Posts

March 21 2012 16:10 GMT

Stupid blog. Half drunk when written.
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Hulavuta

United States1252 Posts

March 21 2012 16:14 GMT

I was reading this but then I got bored and got a boner.

MysteryMeat1

United States3292 Posts

March 21 2012 16:19 GMT

Do the pre tuck or wear spandex

docvoc

United States5491 Posts

March 21 2012 16:29 GMT

so basically this is exactly what has happened to me a couple times :p. I think everyone goes through these types of stages haha. I remember being in an english class one time sophomore year in highschool and just popping one. its unfortunate, but hilarious.

surfinbird1

Germany999 Posts

March 21 2012 18:55 GMT

Who hasn't been there?

aMEkaRmy

Canada633 Posts

March 21 2012 19:41 GMT

Let it fly. It's natural, If the conversation is going well act like you ment to. Turn it into a joke because no matter what, You're going to be busted and make it awkward, So try going the other way and turn it into a funny awkward confident situation.

Be like, So I have 2 things to do in this very moment. 1. Get your number, 2. Supress the major erection so I stop getting scraped to death by my zipper. Instead of having it be awkward in a situation against you, Now it's awkward in a situation you can work on.