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MaximusT
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States126 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-22 18:19:37
March 21 2012 16:10 GMT
#1
Stupid blog. Half drunk when written.
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I like the building position. Optimized to let the other player penetrate his anal crevice as easily as possible, it's good. - Destiny
Hulavuta
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States1252 Posts
March 21 2012 16:14 GMT
#2
I was reading this but then I got bored and got a boner.
Done with Team Liquid for a while. Don't expect to find me here.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
March 21 2012 16:19 GMT
#3
Do the pre tuck or wear spandex
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
March 21 2012 16:29 GMT
#4
so basically this is exactly what has happened to me a couple times :p. I think everyone goes through these types of stages haha. I remember being in an english class one time sophomore year in highschool and just popping one. its unfortunate, but hilarious.
User was warned for too many mimes.
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
March 21 2012 18:55 GMT
#5
Who hasn't been there?
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
aMEkaRmy
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada633 Posts
March 21 2012 19:41 GMT
#6
Let it fly. It's natural, If the conversation is going well act like you ment to. Turn it into a joke because no matter what, You're going to be busted and make it awkward, So try going the other way and turn it into a funny awkward confident situation.

Be like, So I have 2 things to do in this very moment. 1. Get your number, 2. Supress the major erection so I stop getting scraped to death by my zipper. Instead of having it be awkward in a situation against you, Now it's awkward in a situation you can work on.
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