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dongmydrum
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States139 Posts
March 11 2012 03:19 GMT
#21
hey guys hey guys, listen up.
I have a great idea
Why don't we
create a website where people can rate the hotness of girls
by assigning ELO

I hope no one steals that idea
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
March 11 2012 03:20 GMT
#22
--- Nuked ---
Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
March 11 2012 03:22 GMT
#23
ELO is a rock band.

Elo is your rating.
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
March 11 2012 03:28 GMT
#24
On March 11 2012 12:14 jrkirby wrote:
Unichan, post a pic of your face. I'm sure you're a beautiful woman.


stay classy
deathray797
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
196 Posts
March 11 2012 03:35 GMT
#25
I like how half of this discussion is about unichan and the other half is about elo and almost none of it is actually about helping the dude
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
March 11 2012 03:36 GMT
#26
On March 11 2012 12:35 deathray797 wrote:
I like how half of this discussion is about unichan and the other half is about elo and almost none of it is actually about helping the dude

#s is unhelpable
:)
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-11 03:53:13
March 11 2012 03:43 GMT
#27
On March 11 2012 11:43 Shock710 wrote:
What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!

T_T rejected by unichan....my posts are too low for her
edit after reading unichans response...T_T </3
how can i complete with manly 36k posts(abs) that konadora has T_T
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
March 11 2012 03:44 GMT
#28
On March 11 2012 12:43 Shock710 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 11:43 Shock710 wrote:
What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!

T_T rejected by unichan....my posts are too low for her

sorry my heart belongs to konadora
:)
UniversalSnip
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
9871 Posts
March 11 2012 03:58 GMT
#29
unichan has pokemon nails
"How fucking dare you defile the sanctity of DotA with your fucking casual plebian terminology? May the curse of Gaben and Volvo be upon you. le filthy casual."
CosmicSpiral
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States15275 Posts
March 11 2012 04:01 GMT
#30
On March 11 2012 12:19 dongmydrum wrote:
hey guys hey guys, listen up.
I have a great idea
Why don't we
create a website where people can rate the hotness of girls
by assigning ELO

I hope no one steals that idea


I already have the patent sucka!
WriterWovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
March 11 2012 04:10 GMT
#31
On March 11 2012 12:58 UniversalSnip wrote:
unichan has pokemon nails

and beautiful hands to go with them...ah.....<3
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-11 04:20:00
March 11 2012 04:14 GMT
#32
On March 11 2012 11:22 0123456789 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 11:21 firehand101 wrote:
ELO? what is that?


ELO is equivalent to your ladder ranking or the amount of money you earn from playing in tourneys.

I've heard it also correlates positively with dick size.

edit: except not with girls I guess.
I feel you though... Riku's always too busy to play with me D:
Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
March 11 2012 04:31 GMT
#33
On March 11 2012 11:24 Bibbit wrote:
Try contacting Hermione


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All joking aside, Emma Watson is the most attractive woman on Earth.
Treating eSports as a social science since 2011; Credo: "The system is never wrong"-- Day9 Daily #400 Part 3
Chiharu Harukaze
Profile Joined September 2011
12112 Posts
March 11 2012 04:32 GMT
#34
On March 11 2012 11:16 0123456789 wrote:+ Show Spoiler +

Dear TL, I need some help. These days I am getting crushes on online girls that stream. Except my love for these girl streamers online is unrequited. They all have high elo boyfriends and since my elo is not high enough, I can never seem to get these girls. No, since my elo is too low, these girls won't even accept my friend requests.

[image loading]

First was kiruur. First time I saw her stream, I fell in love. Few days later, I found out that she was taken, by a guy with high elo. My poor heart couldn't handle it. But after time and healing, another girl came along.



Her name was becca.

[image loading]

Becca was so hot. And even though so many guys tried to hit on her, and actually succeeded, heard like 5 guys, I was still into her. Until her progamer bf supposedly knocked her up or something. I was devastated.



Then came yoonie.


[image loading]

The cutest out of the three girls, I couldn't resist Yoonie's charms, yelling out bear noises on stream and acting like she was 15. But today, I found out that she was taken also, by someone with high elo. I feel so hurt right now, because no gurls in real life compare to these hotties who play games. But they don't even look at people with low elo like me. I'm hurt TL. I need some emotional support. Will I ever find a gamer girl that will love me for my low elo, and the solidness of my abs, rather than my skills with the mouse? Also, I need help. Can anybody give me tips and tactics that will help me improve my elo, to get hot online girls to throw themselves at me? My fantasy is to have hot girls rape me.

Any hot online girls looking for love? Hit me up, my number is 012-345-6789.

Also, sorry to unichan. You will always be the girl with #1 personality. If I wasn't so shallow and into looks, I'd be over you too.

Quoting this before Numbers edits it out lol.


Real Numbers post though. Just get higher elo. Everyone knows Chicks Dig Elo.
It's like, "Is the Federation's Mobile Suit some kind of monster?"
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
March 11 2012 04:39 GMT
#35
only a numbers blog brings all the lol nerds out of the subforum x)
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
March 11 2012 04:40 GMT
#36
On March 11 2012 12:35 deathray797 wrote:
I like how half of this discussion is about unichan and the other half is about elo and almost none of it is actually about helping the dude

he doesn't need help? his methods are flawless
RIP Aaliyah
rezoacken
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2719 Posts
March 11 2012 04:49 GMT
#37
On March 11 2012 12:19 dongmydrum wrote:
hey guys hey guys, listen up.
I have a great idea
Why don't we
create a website where people can rate the hotness of girls
by assigning ELO

I hope no one steals that idea


There are already sites where you can rate people pictures :p
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
Doomblaze
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1292 Posts
March 11 2012 05:19 GMT
#38
On March 11 2012 11:24 Bibbit wrote:
Try contacting Hermione



Oh god I laughed so hard at this. Great blog.
Im sure she will be able to fulfill all your desires one way or another.
In Mushi we trust
HuK
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1591 Posts
March 11 2012 05:20 GMT
#39
ill play on ur account for like 4$ esports dollars a hour if its to help you get girlies
ProgamerLive like a God or die like a Slave 11:11
Glaceau
Profile Joined February 2012
Wales333 Posts
March 11 2012 05:25 GMT
#40
On March 11 2012 11:37 unichan wrote:
OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE

:'(


hai unichan moving emote profile picture gurl.

karma #1 best mid

*Goes back undercover*
Cmon, swing it
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