• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 13:42
CET 19:42
KST 03:42
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
RSL Season 3 - Playoffs Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups C & D Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups A & B Preview2TL.net Map Contest #21: Winners12Intel X Team Liquid Seoul event: Showmatches and Meet the Pros10
Community News
Weekly Cups (Nov 24-30): MaxPax, Clem, herO win2BGE Stara Zagora 2026 announced15[BSL21] Ro.16 Group Stage (C->B->A->D)4Weekly Cups (Nov 17-23): Solar, MaxPax, Clem win3RSL Season 3: RO16 results & RO8 bracket13
StarCraft 2
General
Chinese SC2 server to reopen; live all-star event in Hangzhou Maestros of the Game: Live Finals Preview (RO4) BGE Stara Zagora 2026 announced Weekly Cups (Nov 24-30): MaxPax, Clem, herO win SC2 Proleague Discontinued; SKT, KT, SGK, CJ disband
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament RSL Offline Finals Info - Dec 13 and 14! StarCraft Evolution League (SC Evo Biweekly) Sea Duckling Open (Global, Bronze-Diamond) $5,000+ WardiTV 2025 Championship
Strategy
Custom Maps
Map Editor closed ?
External Content
Mutation # 503 Fowl Play Mutation # 502 Negative Reinforcement Mutation # 501 Price of Progress Mutation # 500 Fright night
Brood War
General
The top three worst maps of all time Foreign Brood War BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Data analysis on 70 million replays BW General Discussion
Tourneys
Small VOD Thread 2.0 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL21] RO16 Group D - Sunday 21:00 CET [BSL21] RO16 Group A - Saturday 21:00 CET
Strategy
Current Meta Game Theory for Starcraft How to stay on top of macro? PvZ map balance
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Path of Exile ZeroSpace Megathread The Perfect Game
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread The Big Programming Thread
Fan Clubs
White-Ra Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece Movie Discussion!
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Where to ask questions and add stream? The Automated Ban List
Blogs
I decided to write a webnov…
DjKniteX
Physical Exertion During Gam…
TrAiDoS
James Bond movies ranking - pa…
Topin
Thanks for the RSL
Hildegard
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1601 users

My online girl crushes

Blogs > 0123456789
Post a Reply
1 2 3 4 5 6 Next All
0123456789
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3216 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-11 02:23:56
March 11 2012 02:16 GMT
#1
Dear TL, I need some help. These days I am getting crushes on online girls that stream. Except my love for these girl streamers online is unrequited. They all have high elo boyfriends and since my elo is not high enough, I can never seem to get these girls. No, since my elo is too low, these girls won't even accept my friend requests.

[image loading]

First was kiruur. First time I saw her stream, I fell in love. Few days later, I found out that she was taken, by a guy with high elo. My poor heart couldn't handle it. But after time and healing, another girl came along.



Her name was becca.

[image loading]

Becca was so hot. And even though so many guys tried to hit on her, and actually succeeded, heard like 5 guys, I was still into her. Until her progamer bf supposedly knocked her up or something. I was devastated.



Then came yoonie.


[image loading]

The cutest out of the three girls, I couldn't resist Yoonie's charms, yelling out bear noises on stream and acting like she was 15. But today, I found out that she was taken also, by someone with high elo. I feel so hurt right now, because no gurls in real life compare to these hotties who play games. But they don't even look at people with low elo like me. I'm hurt TL. I need some emotional support. Will I ever find a gamer girl that will love me for my low elo, and the solidness of my abs, rather than my skills with the mouse? Also, I need help. Can anybody give me tips and tactics that will help me improve my elo, to get hot online girls to throw themselves at me? My fantasy is to have hot girls rape me.

Any hot online girls looking for love? Hit me up, my number is 012-345-6789.

Also, sorry to unichan. You will always be the girl with #1 personality. If I wasn't so shallow and into looks, I'd be over you too.

**
Lysenko
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Iceland2128 Posts
March 11 2012 02:18 GMT
#2
You know, the idea of applying elo to attractiveness is an interesting prospect. Who wants to start an online dating site?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysenkoism
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
March 11 2012 02:20 GMT
#3
I wish I could find love.
firehand101
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3152 Posts
March 11 2012 02:21 GMT
#4
ELO? what is that?
The opinions expressed by our users do not reflect the official position of TeamLiquid.net or its staff.
0123456789
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3216 Posts
March 11 2012 02:22 GMT
#5
On March 11 2012 11:21 firehand101 wrote:
ELO? what is that?


ELO is equivalent to your ladder ranking or the amount of money you earn from playing in tourneys.
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
March 11 2012 02:24 GMT
#6
Try contacting Hermione
aMEkaRmy
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada633 Posts
March 11 2012 02:25 GMT
#7
ELO is just your ladder ranking lol has nothing to do with tournament winnings
Team Captain for FXO.NA Follow me on twitter @FXOkarmy
KhAmun
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1005 Posts
March 11 2012 02:25 GMT
#8
Lol there would be so many ecstatic nerds in the world if all the sudden girls began to care more about ranking and elo than anything else.
If only if only.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
March 11 2012 02:29 GMT
#9
Ouch, that dig at uni. Low blow son.
God Bless
lokiM
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
March 11 2012 02:36 GMT
#10
Unichan = KPF's
You can't fight the feeling.
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
March 11 2012 02:37 GMT
#11
OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE

:'(
:)
Purpl3
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1067 Posts
March 11 2012 02:38 GMT
#12
On March 11 2012 11:36 lokiM wrote:
Unichan = KPF's

Unibro=#nanashin's. Sorry.
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
March 11 2012 02:39 GMT
#13
Unichan is wanted by many
|LoL & SC2 IGN both my username| Just livin' the baylife| Hearthstone ID: MooMooMugi#1544| Dank Memer since 2011
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-11 03:42:47
March 11 2012 02:43 GMT
#14
What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
March 11 2012 02:46 GMT
#15
oh yeah, what about maggie?
not good enough for you?
:)
firehand101
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3152 Posts
March 11 2012 02:47 GMT
#16
On March 11 2012 11:37 unichan wrote:
OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE

:'(

lol calm dow, you have #1 personality apparently
The opinions expressed by our users do not reflect the official position of TeamLiquid.net or its staff.
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
March 11 2012 02:48 GMT
#17
On March 11 2012 11:47 firehand101 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 11:37 unichan wrote:
OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE

:'(

lol calm dow, you have #1 personality apparently

no one care about personality
:)
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
March 11 2012 02:50 GMT
#18
Oh god, why is blog happening?

Also, no love for Pooksie?
Racist.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
March 11 2012 02:53 GMT
#19
Get a higher ELO
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
March 11 2012 03:14 GMT
#20
Unichan, post a pic of your face. I'm sure you're a beautiful woman.
1 2 3 4 5 6 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
IPSL
17:00
Ro8 Set 2
Bonyth vs KameZerg
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
JuggernautJason335
mouzHeroMarine 291
ProTech137
BRAT_OK 99
Livibee 82
SteadfastSC 82
White-Ra 53
MindelVK 26
DisKSc2 8
StarCraft: Brood War
EffOrt 814
Jaedong 449
ggaemo 136
Dewaltoss 111
Hyun 68
Mind 33
iFU.spx 5
Dota 2
Gorgc5405
qojqva4504
Dendi1343
LuMiX1
Counter-Strike
fl0m5587
byalli952
Heroes of the Storm
Liquid`Hasu359
Khaldor242
Other Games
B2W.Neo683
mouzStarbuck227
ArmadaUGS191
Mew2King88
XaKoH 82
Organizations
Other Games
EGCTV2134
gamesdonequick994
StarCraft 2
angryscii 30
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 21 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• HeavenSC 60
• davetesta19
• Reevou 1
• Migwel
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• sooper7s
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
StarCraft: Brood War
• Airneanach43
• HerbMon 2
• FirePhoenix2
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• WagamamaTV274
• Ler76
• Noizen63
Other Games
• imaqtpie758
• Shiphtur234
Upcoming Events
BSL 21
1h 18m
Bonyth vs StRyKeR
Tarson vs Dandy
Replay Cast
14h 18m
Wardi Open
17h 18m
StarCraft2.fi
21h 18m
Monday Night Weeklies
22h 18m
Replay Cast
1d 5h
WardiTV 2025
1d 17h
StarCraft2.fi
1d 21h
PiGosaur Monday
2 days
StarCraft2.fi
2 days
[ Show More ]
Tenacious Turtle Tussle
3 days
The PondCast
3 days
WardiTV 2025
3 days
StarCraft2.fi
3 days
WardiTV 2025
4 days
StarCraft2.fi
5 days
RSL Revival
5 days
IPSL
5 days
Sziky vs JDConan
RSL Revival
6 days
Classic vs TBD
herO vs Zoun
WardiTV 2025
6 days
IPSL
6 days
Tarson vs DragOn
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2025-12-04
RSL Revival: Season 3
Light HT

Ongoing

C-Race Season 1
IPSL Winter 2025-26
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 4
YSL S2
BSL Season 21
Slon Tour Season 2
Acropolis #4 - TS3
WardiTV 2025
META Madness #9
Kuram Kup
SL Budapest Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22

Upcoming

BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
HSC XXVIII
Big Gabe Cup #3
RSL Offline Finals
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual
eXTREMESLAND 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.