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Dear TL, I need some help. These days I am getting crushes on online girls that stream. Except my love for these girl streamers online is unrequited. They all have high elo boyfriends and since my elo is not high enough, I can never seem to get these girls. No, since my elo is too low, these girls won't even accept my friend requests.
![[image loading]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/Syvil/kiruur5.jpg)
First was kiruur. First time I saw her stream, I fell in love. Few days later, I found out that she was taken, by a guy with high elo. My poor heart couldn't handle it. But after time and healing, another girl came along.
Her name was becca.
![[image loading]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/Syvil/becca1.jpg)
Becca was so hot. And even though so many guys tried to hit on her, and actually succeeded, heard like 5 guys, I was still into her. Until her progamer bf supposedly knocked her up or something. I was devastated.
Then came yoonie.
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The cutest out of the three girls, I couldn't resist Yoonie's charms, yelling out bear noises on stream and acting like she was 15. But today, I found out that she was taken also, by someone with high elo. I feel so hurt right now, because no gurls in real life compare to these hotties who play games. But they don't even look at people with low elo like me. I'm hurt TL. I need some emotional support. Will I ever find a gamer girl that will love me for my low elo, and the solidness of my abs, rather than my skills with the mouse? Also, I need help. Can anybody give me tips and tactics that will help me improve my elo, to get hot online girls to throw themselves at me? My fantasy is to have hot girls rape me.
Any hot online girls looking for love? Hit me up, my number is 012-345-6789.
Also, sorry to unichan. You will always be the girl with #1 personality. If I wasn't so shallow and into looks, I'd be over you too.
  
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You know, the idea of applying elo to attractiveness is an interesting prospect. Who wants to start an online dating site?
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I wish I could find love.
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On March 11 2012 11:21 firehand101 wrote:
ELO? what is that?
ELO is equivalent to your ladder ranking or the amount of money you earn from playing in tourneys.
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Canada5377 Posts
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ELO is just your ladder ranking lol has nothing to do with tournament winnings
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Lol there would be so many ecstatic nerds in the world if all the sudden girls began to care more about ranking and elo than anything else.
If only if only.
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
Ouch, that dig at uni. Low blow son.
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OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE
:'(
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On March 11 2012 11:36 lokiM wrote:
Unichan = KPF's
Unibro=#nanashin's. Sorry.
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Unichan is wanted by many
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What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!
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oh yeah, what about maggie?
not good enough for you?
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On March 11 2012 11:37 unichan wrote:
OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE
:'(
lol calm dow, you have #1 personality apparently
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On March 11 2012 11:47 firehand101 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2012 11:37 unichan wrote:
OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE
:'( lol calm dow, you have #1 personality apparently
no one care about personality
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Oh god, why is blog happening?
Also, no love for Pooksie?
Racist.
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Unichan, post a pic of your face. I'm sure you're a beautiful woman.
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EPT
