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Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3216 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-11 02:23:56
March 11 2012 02:16 GMT
#1
Dear TL, I need some help. These days I am getting crushes on online girls that stream. Except my love for these girl streamers online is unrequited. They all have high elo boyfriends and since my elo is not high enough, I can never seem to get these girls. No, since my elo is too low, these girls won't even accept my friend requests.

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First was kiruur. First time I saw her stream, I fell in love. Few days later, I found out that she was taken, by a guy with high elo. My poor heart couldn't handle it. But after time and healing, another girl came along.



Her name was becca.

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Becca was so hot. And even though so many guys tried to hit on her, and actually succeeded, heard like 5 guys, I was still into her. Until her progamer bf supposedly knocked her up or something. I was devastated.



Then came yoonie.


[image loading]

The cutest out of the three girls, I couldn't resist Yoonie's charms, yelling out bear noises on stream and acting like she was 15. But today, I found out that she was taken also, by someone with high elo. I feel so hurt right now, because no gurls in real life compare to these hotties who play games. But they don't even look at people with low elo like me. I'm hurt TL. I need some emotional support. Will I ever find a gamer girl that will love me for my low elo, and the solidness of my abs, rather than my skills with the mouse? Also, I need help. Can anybody give me tips and tactics that will help me improve my elo, to get hot online girls to throw themselves at me? My fantasy is to have hot girls rape me.

Any hot online girls looking for love? Hit me up, my number is 012-345-6789.

Also, sorry to unichan. You will always be the girl with #1 personality. If I wasn't so shallow and into looks, I'd be over you too.

**
Lysenko
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Iceland2128 Posts
March 11 2012 02:18 GMT
#2
You know, the idea of applying elo to attractiveness is an interesting prospect. Who wants to start an online dating site?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysenkoism
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
March 11 2012 02:20 GMT
#3
I wish I could find love.
firehand101
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3152 Posts
March 11 2012 02:21 GMT
#4
ELO? what is that?
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0123456789
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3216 Posts
March 11 2012 02:22 GMT
#5
On March 11 2012 11:21 firehand101 wrote:
ELO? what is that?


ELO is equivalent to your ladder ranking or the amount of money you earn from playing in tourneys.
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
March 11 2012 02:24 GMT
#6
Try contacting Hermione
aMEkaRmy
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada633 Posts
March 11 2012 02:25 GMT
#7
ELO is just your ladder ranking lol has nothing to do with tournament winnings
Team Captain for FXO.NA Follow me on twitter @FXOkarmy
KhAmun
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1005 Posts
March 11 2012 02:25 GMT
#8
Lol there would be so many ecstatic nerds in the world if all the sudden girls began to care more about ranking and elo than anything else.
If only if only.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
March 11 2012 02:29 GMT
#9
Ouch, that dig at uni. Low blow son.
God Bless
lokiM
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
March 11 2012 02:36 GMT
#10
Unichan = KPF's
You can't fight the feeling.
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
March 11 2012 02:37 GMT
#11
OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE

:'(
:)
Purpl3
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1067 Posts
March 11 2012 02:38 GMT
#12
On March 11 2012 11:36 lokiM wrote:
Unichan = KPF's

Unibro=#nanashin's. Sorry.
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
March 11 2012 02:39 GMT
#13
Unichan is wanted by many
|LoL & SC2 IGN both my username| Just livin' the baylife| Hearthstone ID: MooMooMugi#1544| Dank Memer since 2011
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-11 03:42:47
March 11 2012 02:43 GMT
#14
What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!!
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
March 11 2012 02:46 GMT
#15
oh yeah, what about maggie?
not good enough for you?
:)
firehand101
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3152 Posts
March 11 2012 02:47 GMT
#16
On March 11 2012 11:37 unichan wrote:
OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE

:'(

lol calm dow, you have #1 personality apparently
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unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
March 11 2012 02:48 GMT
#17
On March 11 2012 11:47 firehand101 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2012 11:37 unichan wrote:
OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE

:'(

lol calm dow, you have #1 personality apparently

no one care about personality
:)
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
March 11 2012 02:50 GMT
#18
Oh god, why is blog happening?

Also, no love for Pooksie?
Racist.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
March 11 2012 02:53 GMT
#19
Get a higher ELO
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
March 11 2012 03:14 GMT
#20
Unichan, post a pic of your face. I'm sure you're a beautiful woman.
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