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Funniest Scam Email I've Ever received

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marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-09 17:20:02
March 09 2012 17:18 GMT
#1
Ok, so I get a lot of WoW-based scam emails fairly regularly, but this has to be one of the best (yet)

First of all, it's written in a really awkward, small, weird-looking font, making it hard to read. I'll show the entire email (I'll leave out the name of the website for obvious reasons).

"To English-speaking players:

 In March 27, 2012,World of Warcraft is trying to launch a New version of Game:

The anger of Azeroth

New Maps, New Races, Funny Pets, More Skills and Endless Challenges!

Participating in our theme, you can probably get lucky prizes, including up to six day free game time.

For more amazing information, please visit our website:

[LINK TO SCAM SITE]

Tip: This link is a one-off. Please do not resubmit

Verify your account to support the safety confirmation. Please enter the correct account name and password

If you have additional questions or concerns, please log in to the Blizzard Customer Support web site


at [LINK TO SCAM SITE] and reply to the ticket.


Looking forward to your participation!

Game Master Rahzzyl
Customer Service
Blizzard Entertainment
"





There's so much hilariously wrong with this email, it astounds me. So, Blizzard apparently is releasing a brand new WoW expansion in a couple of weeks, without letting us know, and without telling us anything about it. Yeah, they just ditched that whole Mists of Pandaria thing, I guess.

is trying to launch a New version of the game

Trying? As in, they could fail?

I never thought about that aspect of WoW, but who knows, maybe the whole game and all it's servers could crash horribly and result in the end of Blizzard as soon as "The anger of Azeroth" (very choice capitalization of words, there) launches in a couple of weeks.

New Maps

Uh, are they talking about WC3 here or...?

you can probably get lucky prizes

Well, probably.

For more amazing information,

Indeed, regular information will not do. We must have amazing information!

There's plenty of other hilariously awful things about the email, but I'll leave it at that.

Lastly, I'm aware that this is almost certainly from a non-english speaking country, most likely China, and so I can't expect it to have perfect English, but when it's trying to scam me, well, I think I reserve the right to pass judgement.


***
memes are a dish best served dank
EPO
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada341 Posts
March 09 2012 17:20 GMT
#2
Seems to be par for the course to me.
Dodgin
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada39254 Posts
March 09 2012 17:35 GMT
#3
Great blog I had a laugh
Bojas
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands2397 Posts
March 09 2012 17:40 GMT
#4
I wish I could probably get lucky.
Harpolean
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom40 Posts
March 09 2012 17:48 GMT
#5
The "ANGER OF AZEROTH!!!" ... They could at least make it sound more dramatic!
http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/Harpolean (EU Server Harpolean.169 - Diamond 1v1 Random)
josemb40
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Peru611 Posts
March 09 2012 17:50 GMT
#6
seems legit
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EdSlyB
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Portugal1621 Posts
March 09 2012 17:53 GMT
#7
Seems legit....I don't know. Maybe you should try it? Them blog about the result! ^^
aka Wardo
Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
March 09 2012 18:23 GMT
#8
good blog... but when I tried to click [LINK HERE] it didn't work

i want the new maps and probably really lucky prizes ;;
Treating eSports as a social science since 2011; Credo: "The system is never wrong"-- Day9 Daily #400 Part 3
Another_Terran
Profile Joined January 2011
United States55 Posts
March 09 2012 18:39 GMT
#9
I got this email today as well, made me laugh.
Sargas.DT
Profile Joined March 2012
United States16 Posts
March 09 2012 19:29 GMT
#10
Some of those scam emails almost got me.. I stopped playing my account for a long time and I kept getting emails saying that my account had been hacked and I needed to go to this scam website to authenticate my account..
Add me if you want to play a friendly game: NA server Sargas.274
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
March 09 2012 19:47 GMT
#11
"The Anger of Azeroth" LOL I am trying so hard not to burst out laughing at work right now.

The burning legion has tried to destroy us like 5 times now, and honestly were starting to get angry about it!

And the part about "probably" getting prizes is too funny. Next expansion: the Angst of Kalimdore. And after that The Hungriness of Khaz Modan. And we can't forget Lorderon With a Case of the Mondays.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
March 09 2012 20:03 GMT
#12
On March 10 2012 04:47 TheToast wrote:
"The Anger of Azeroth" LOL I am trying so hard not to burst out laughing at work right now.

The burning legion has tried to destroy us like 5 times now, and honestly were starting to get angry about it!

And the part about "probably" getting prizes is too funny. Next expansion: the Angst of Kalimdore. And after that The Hungriness of Khaz Modan. And we can't forget Lorderon With a Case of the Mondays.


Yeah, I'm starting to wonder if this was made by somebody (presumably in China, as they're still on TBC, I believe) who didn't know Mists of Pandaria was announced. I don't know how else they could of thought for a second that this would fool anyone.
memes are a dish best served dank
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
March 09 2012 20:31 GMT
#13
anger of azeroth is just hilarious even though I don't like WoW only WC3
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
March 09 2012 20:31 GMT
#14
You can probably win some lucky prizes man. Sounds legit.
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
March 09 2012 20:34 GMT
#15
whatever happened to sexleg teacher
WriterXiao8~~
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
March 09 2012 21:15 GMT
#16
WoW: Princes of Nigeria

I'd pre-order that shit.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/*tlusernamehere*/
Cuddle
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden1345 Posts
March 09 2012 21:36 GMT
#17
On March 10 2012 02:40 Bojas wrote:
I wish I could probably get lucky.


Hah, thanks for the laugh!
Grohg
Profile Joined March 2011
United States243 Posts
March 09 2012 21:47 GMT
#18
Too bad it isn't f2p...that would draw a big crowd.
You can't spell slaughter without laughter.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
March 10 2012 03:20 GMT
#19
You thought this was a scam? You totally missed out on getting SIX DAY FREE GAME TIME!
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6593 Posts
March 10 2012 07:19 GMT
#20
On March 10 2012 06:15 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
WoW: Princes of Nigeria

I'd pre-order that shit.


I'm still waiting on mine. I only had to give them my bank information. lol
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