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Introduction:
I was fortunate enough to be selected to be one of the first few to sample EG's new gaming mouse.
Developed exclusively for RTS (Real Time Shooting) gaming, EG worked alongside famed mouse connoisseur Payam Toghyan to create "the perfect mouse".
"Despite such modern advances in technology, mice manufacturers are trying to make their mice too fanciful. Nonsense like acceleration, prediction, etc, they supposedly are supposed to help the gamer. However, being a very professional gamer myself, I began to think of what could be done to create a mouse I could grow to love," Payam said. He added, "One night, I fell asleep and had a dream. I dreamt that I won an SC2 match. I looked into my palm and saw a mouse I had never seen before. On it were 2 letters: EG. I knew it was a sign. The very next morning, I picked up my phone and called EG's boss."
The mouse, called "The Payam", is designed for gamers of all grips. It has a patent-pending "morphic body" that is able to adapt to whatever grip you use-- be it claw, palm, fingertip or fingerless.
Specifications:
CPI: 20 - 20,000
Size: Morphic (Patent Pending)
Sensor: fantasTT1c Hex Eye Sensor (Custom made, Patent Pending)
Acceleration: None
Prediction: None
Correction: None
Good: Yes
Retractable cord: Yes
The Payam will be sold in 2 colours: Yell0w Yellow and Bonjwa Blue.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/IUkd0l.jpg)
Yell0w Yellow, morphic fingertip mode
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/YGo0Zl.jpg)
Bonjwa Blue morphic fingertip mode
"The colours were chosen because yellow and blue are the colours I bleed as a protoss," Payam said. "The retractable cord helps ensure that the cord becomes retractable," he insightfully added.
Comparison Chart:
As with all mice, quality should be judged solely by its ability to draw a free-handed straight line. So far, no mice in history have been able to achieve this feat. Will The Payam be able to break new ground?
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/F3seL.jpg)
As seen above, The Payam fares exceptionally well against other popular mice.
Being a protoss player stuck in Bronze league, I tried The Payam for the first time a couple of days ago. My APM increased by a whopping 110% (10 APM to 31 APM). Now, most mice manufacturers claim to make you a better gamer, but we all know better than that. However, with The Payam, I am now in Diamond-- with Zerg.
The level of innovation achieved by EG in this mouse is unprecedented. Never in the foreseeable future will we see a piece of hardware as groundbreaking as this.
"I am very happy with what I have been able to achieve with this mouse," Payam said. "I would like to thank EG for allowing me to spend all this time and effort to invent a product as phenomenal as this."
"With this new mouse, I hope that Starcraft 2, and games in general, will now go in the right direction. I am glad to be the architect of this new revolution," Payam said in closing.
EG's The Payam. Truly a class above the best.
 
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sick mouse prediction. 10/10 would predict again
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The yellow yellow isnt even yellow.
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Pics of ur ladder history, or gtfo
I'll believe it when i see it
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Blatant data manipulation. Why did you only change the scale for the EG mouse instead of the competitors? Increasing the scale like that just to make it seem closer to a straight line is just straight false advertising.
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One of the few threads that actually laugh out loud. xD
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5/5
Am gunna buy 3 whenever they hit the market
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I_am_so_so_confused....
but also entertained and intrigued. Nice read.
Rereading a 3rd time to try and figure this out lol x.x
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LOL, Ladies and gentlemen, we have finally constructed the perfect mouse!!
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Retractable cord? Just what I need to improve my game, 5/5, so good 
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On February 27 2012 21:06 theBALLS wrote:
"The retractable cord helps ensure that the cord becomes retractable,"
What the hell? I'm really confused., is this meant to be serious?
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On February 27 2012 23:10 surfinbird1 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 27 2012 21:06 theBALLS wrote:
"The retractable cord helps ensure that the cord becomes retractable,"
What the hell? I'm really confused., is this meant to be serious?
Of course...
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5/5
A truly awesome thread
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lol @ the Steel Series "Sexsei"
Still though, I want to believe. A high end mouse without glaring flaws truely would be fantastic... 
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On February 27 2012 21:17 TheEconomist wrote:
Pics of ur ladder history, or gtfo
I'll believe it when i see it
Hit my buddy Payam up, I ladder on his account its pretty high now with The Payam
On February 27 2012 21:21 Dubzex wrote:
Blatant data manipulation. Why did you only change the scale for the EG mouse instead of the competitors? Increasing the scale like that just to make it seem closer to a straight line is just straight false advertising.
Nope, its accurate. I didn't include the statistical analysis because fools like you simply wouldn't understand it
On February 27 2012 23:10 surfinbird1 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 27 2012 21:06 theBALLS wrote:
"The retractable cord helps ensure that the cord becomes retractable,"
What the hell? I'm really confused., is this meant to be serious?
That's just how my homie Payam rolls bro
On February 27 2012 23:53 TheToast wrote:lol @ the Steel Series "Sexsei" Still though, I want to believe. A high end mouse without glaring flaws truely would be fantastic...
Yeah. This thread was inspired by your ultimate mouse thread and Payam's antics on it. I'm glad he finally found his ultimate mouse.
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Awesome :D On a side note.........can you really make it to diamond with 31 apm???? really???!
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On February 28 2012 00:01 theBALLS wrote:Show nested quote +On February 27 2012 23:53 TheToast wrote:lol @ the Steel Series "Sexsei" Still though, I want to believe. A high end mouse without glaring flaws truely would be fantastic... Yeah. This thread was inspired by your ultimate mouse thread and Payam's antics on it. I'm glad he finally found his ultimate mouse.
Who/what the hell is payam? lol
Also, I think I'm going to make a X-Files style "I Want to Believe" poster for the EG mouse.
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On February 28 2012 00:06 TheToast wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2012 00:01 theBALLS wrote:On February 27 2012 23:53 TheToast wrote:lol @ the Steel Series "Sexsei" Still though, I want to believe. A high end mouse without glaring flaws truely would be fantastic... Yeah. This thread was inspired by your ultimate mouse thread and Payam's antics on it. I'm glad he finally found his ultimate mouse. Who/what the hell is payam? lol Also, I think I'm going to make a X-Files style "I Want to Believe" poster for the EG mouse.
Payam is my homie yo. He's pretty famous around here.
Yeah that'd be awesome. Smack on a big smiley picture of Payam on it and it'd be gold.
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Won't know until I test one out for myself.
Different strokes for different folks.
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/YGdsV.jpg)
This is Payam in his gangster days.
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On February 28 2012 00:03 Clazziquai10 wrote:
Awesome :D On a side note.........can you really make it to diamond with 31 apm???? really???!
Select drone --> B,S ---> 5, S, ZZZZZZZZ, Double extractor trick, 5, S, ZZZZZ
Win.
Yes you can.
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Not even sure if serious.
Regardless of that, is this EG as in Evil Geniuses? That's not their logo. D:
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I actually LOL'd kinda hard. I cant tell if this is real or troll but whatever it is, its funny.
"The retractable cord helps ensure that the cord becomes retractable,"
Im assuming that its a troll due to the above quote^^
maybe troll is obvious troll maybe
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Jesus Christ how can people believe this is real. lol..
Also Payam is TT1.
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I've tried the Payam, it's absolutely perfect. It glides best on the new GrackPad.
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On February 28 2012 05:38 mTwTT1 wrote:
ROFL the payam <3
My work here is done
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How much money can I throw at you to get my hands on one of dese?
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On February 28 2012 06:59 zere wrote:
I've tried the Payam, it's absolutely perfect. It glides best on the new GrackPad.
I believe your confusing something here, the GrackPad was EGs answer to the I - Pad i do not think it glides well at all on it.
Yet you might consider buying a MouzPad
(that ones so bad im actually a little ashamed now)
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the moment you said" real time shooter" I knew this was a joke.
People these days have no sense of subtle humor.
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Do you know if they're coming out with a Flash Red mouse anytime soon? I might just settle for the yell0w yellow, but I really like red..
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On February 28 2012 09:28 phiinix wrote:
Do you know if they're coming out with a Flash Red mouse anytime soon? I might just settle for the yell0w yellow, but I really like red..
idRage Red is currently in the works. Payam is currently searching his soul for a tone of red that can truly personify the Gracken.
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On February 28 2012 06:59 zere wrote:
I've tried the Payam, it's absolutely perfect. It glides best on the new GrackPad.
I'm glad you like it too. However, the GrackPad may have compatibility issues with Protoss users.
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At first when I started reading the start of this, I first was thinking "wow, quite weird that some other company is having a silly EG fake logo deal on their mouse and this whole strange marketing ploy", but then I said to myself "you fool! how could you believe in this blog, the solution is in fact 'mass trolls!'". So, however, this was, however, indeed a good and entertaining blog, or in other words "good read".
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5/5
Would love to buy such an amazing mouse. Gotta get my APM to 31 as well.
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omg, this mouse is gonna make turn pro.
Bonjwa Blue looks so awesome!
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" Real Time Shooting "
5/5
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On February 28 2012 15:29 TheToast wrote:![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/CRcUW.jpg)
Believe in it, my friend. Payam is the reality.
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On February 27 2012 21:06 theBALLS wrote:
... As with all mice, quality should be judged solely by its ability to draw a free-handed straight line ...
That part is so true ^^
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The chart makes no sense, no sense in that it does not even say what color is what mouse.
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On February 29 2012 10:35 Raithed wrote:
The chart makes no sense, no sense in that it does not even say what color is what mouse.
Such a pity, isn't it?
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lol @ Blackadder and the Sexsei
Nice chart.
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I can't help but feel this is an exaggeration.
If you have a SteelSeries "Sexsei" and can't help looping around less than my freaking Logitech, then there might be issues with your hand. "Sexsei" joke involving hands withdrawn.
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EPT
