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L_Master
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8017 Posts
February 13 2012 18:05 GMT
#21
On February 14 2012 01:21 Talin wrote:
The best part of this blog: Ctrl+F, type "fuck" and admire the highlight pattern.



Dang, I thought he was going to have placed all his curse words such that a phallic image was formed. T_T

Blog was quite funny and fairly true. Nice work!
EffOrt and Soulkey Hwaiting!
UmiNotsuki
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States633 Posts
February 13 2012 18:14 GMT
#22
I was laughing so hard it was hard for me to click the 5 star button xD

Awesome blog
UmiNotsuki.111 (NA), UNTReborn.932 (EU), UmiNotsuki (iCCup) -- You see that text I wrote above this? I'll betcha $5 that you disagree :D
boon2537
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States905 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-13 18:16:21
February 13 2012 18:15 GMT
#23
"Congrats! Best [guide to] girl blog I've read!" ^^
I sympathize with you, as I've not read a good girl blog for a while
Shotcoder
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2316 Posts
February 13 2012 19:06 GMT
#24
I apologize for all the spelling errors, but I am too lazy to fix them. I would like to add more fucks in my next Guide to brag blogs, but I must first experiment with the format because I currently can't fit enough brag, swag or fucking into the guide.
Shotcoder - C+ BW Terran, Gold LoL(ADC Main)
Apom
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
France655 Posts
February 13 2012 19:30 GMT
#25
I wanted to read your blog in music, so I clicked on the first "rock" video and got some meek pop-rock. Then I clicked on the second "rock" video and was treated to thrash metal. At this point I stopped caring.
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37021 Posts
February 13 2012 19:38 GMT
#26
On February 14 2012 02:09 OpticalShot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 14 2012 01:21 Talin wrote:
The best part of this blog: Ctrl+F, type "fuck" and admire the highlight pattern.


35 fucks were given via the Ctrl+F function. Well, I guess this reply is going to add a couple more unless I fall on the 2nd page.

By the way, excellent blog. You hit the mark - we, the girl blog hunters / GBH, are looking for entertainment, not some two-liners like "I like this girl, what do I do." WTH how come Sayle / Chill / Rekrul get honourable mentions while the regulars like myself / Hassybaby / Mogwai / Seeker / TheToast / others don't get any? I am actually regretting my decision to give 5 stars x_x

I am seriously considering requesting the mods to create a subforum somewhere for us GBH because we need our own sanctuary to discuss the latest trends of girl blogs and laugh amongst ourselves.

Huwah? I am not sure whether to be upset or concerned
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
TL+ Member
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
February 13 2012 19:39 GMT
#27
This was amazing, i love your style haha, you should write for uncyclopedia too :D
User was warned for too many mimes.
Dodgin
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada39254 Posts
February 13 2012 20:03 GMT
#28
It probably would not have been as entertaining without the 30 or so ``fucks`` in there, but i`ll give it a 5 anyway. I enjoyed the read.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
February 14 2012 06:29 GMT
#29
This guide was excellent. I think more how-to-blogs are in order, like for a [boy] blog being written by a girl or a boy from the Gay StarCraft Players thread, or

[Girl blog] I love her... but I think she's straight

WHAT THE HOLY SHIT I think I just broke the universe
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
February 14 2012 07:53 GMT
#30
You're definitely not qualified to write blogs on how to write girl blogs.

Perhaps you could look into writing blogs on how to rage on iccup.
God Bless
Shotcoder
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2316 Posts
February 14 2012 15:20 GMT
#31
On February 14 2012 16:53 Roffles wrote:
You're definitely not qualified to write blogs on how to write girl blogs.

Perhaps you could look into writing blogs on how to rage on iccup.


No one likes you roffles, go play some more of that "other game".
Shotcoder - C+ BW Terran, Gold LoL(ADC Main)
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