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BW Battle Report - Classic map = Great game!

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Funnytoss
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Taiwan1471 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-06 15:27:39
January 06 2012 14:07 GMT
#1
Seeing that my past few BW Battle Report blogs have been fairly well received despite being rather straight-up games, I decided to scour my replay folder from back when I was more active for some weird and fascinating StarCraft.

Thing is, with new macro maps, it's hard for games between good players to be "weird", and if the skill disparity is too large then it's simply a curbstomp in which any strategy would have worked anyway. On some old maps though, anything goes.

And so, the scene of our tale today shall be... Neo Requiem. Our fighters are:

CrAzY[x.1]: Old school BW Terran player, should be known by quite a few of you guys. Is offracing as Protoss this game.

dredredre: Another great old school player, offracing as Terran.

If it was these two playing straight up we might get an entertaining game nonetheless. But offrace, and on an odd map... hilarity ensues. You see, for offrace matches to be good, both players can't suck. But they can't be too good either. It's quite a delicate balance.

Enough jabber, let the games begin.

PART 1

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As your color commentators for the match today, we have Synikall and yours truly, Funnytoss. Although I'll mention that Synikall pretty much types nonstop throughout the game. CrAzY at 9 o'clock, dredredre at 3 o'clock.

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Right off the bat, a wtf moment. CrAzY, you do realize this is PvT, not PvZ, right?

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Ah, the standard PvT cannon rush. Of course!

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dredredre suspects nothing. 15nr amirite?

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... okay, something's wrong with this picture.

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It's a race between whether the siege tank builds faster, or the cannon does! My money's on the siege tank. Cannons take FOREVER to warp in -___-

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Synikall sums up the situation fairly well for CrAzY.

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Zealots want a piece of the action! Buying time for the cannon to warp in!

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No words necessary.

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SCV imba.

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Synikall wisely explaining CrAzY is fucked. He wasn't cheesy enough.

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This game is strange enough as it is, but dredredre is taking it up a notch.

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I bet he has something innocent planned...

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And you see why Requiem is such an awesome map. Mineral line creating artificial wall to allow for perfect siege tank harass? Perfect!

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In the meantime though, dredredre is finding it harder than he should to break out of his upward ramp. Dragoons snipe their first tank!

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And another!

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Synikall conveying the situation to the viewers profoundly. "Fail"

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He suspects nothing.

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Almost 8 minutes into the game, citadel warping, and no expansion in sight. BW is so standard and boring, let's go watch some ball vs ball action.

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Like a pro, CrAzY senses something is up with his STARSENSE, and hops a probe over the mineral lines! Is dredredre's sneaky proxy fac plan doomed?

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Proberto messed with the wrong SCV today. The secret is safe!

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... dredredre is accumulating quite the army here O.o

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Neo Requiem's architecture lends itself to some interesting strategies. Elevator drop!

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Protoss ain't ever pushing these guys out. Not without disproportionate losses, at least.

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dredredre deflected the elevator fairly well, but the reaver swings around the front for a breaking attempt!

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The tank goes down!

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KABOOM! The Protoss in me sheds manly zealot tears for CrAzY's precious Probertos.

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KABOOM! Bring back the Reaver in SC2, Blizzard!

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Tank down! dredredre is starting to feel the heat!

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At the same time, the proxy tank is starting to shell the Nexus...

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The attempt to dislodge these unwelcome intruders fails, with the shuttle *barely* getting away with one hit left.

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The Terran consolidates his position and prepares to take advantage of his overwhelming economic advantage!

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Nexus down! Where is your Adun now, puny Protoss?


PART 2

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Vultures mining up the front, and CrAzY hasn't even started an observer yet. Time for calls of "Fantasy GG-timing"?

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No! The brave reaver/shuttle duo attempts to delay the dreaded 12 minute 3 tank 2 vulture 1 SCV Terran push!

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Shades of Reach vs Oov. Except Reach was in better position.

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However, never count a Protoss out! CrAzy begins his best Mantoss impression!

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[insert Korean commentators going: "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH REEBO REEBO" here]

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[insert cheering fangirl orgasms here]

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As always, Synikall knows exactly how to sum up the atmosphere of the game.

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Zealots prepare to hunt down a straggling tank! None shall escape to tell their tale of woe!

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RUN, FORREST, RUN!

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Incredibly determined, CrAzY picks up his zealots in a speedshuttle to continue hunting dredredre's tank.

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Mission accomplished!

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dredredre attempts to sneak some vultures into the base, but through a stroke of luck (or mad epic skills?) CrAzY just happens to have two zealots blocking the ramp, preserving his probe line!

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However, having been stuck on one base for the entire game (pretty much), CrAzY's starting to run low on minerals!

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Another skirmish in the middle of the map!

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Time for some Bisu-esque goon vs mine micro!

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Alternatively, some sweet minedragging. Shades of the Mantoss. Except with walking goons and no shuttle.

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Yup, that pretty much sums it up.

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Not *exactly* the most PC way to put it, but I suppose it's morbidly accurate.

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Just a reminder that this SOB is still there denying the Protoss expansion.

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I feel you brother, I feel you. T_T

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This shuttle with zealots begs to differ regarding our proclamations of doom and gloom, however!

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No way.

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I have this feeling that mines have killed more Terran units than Protoss units this game

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CrAzY puts up a valiant fight, and with dwindling resources he has to end this now! But it's mined out P vs 1.5 base T...

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Focus fire! Two tanks down!

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O.o

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NEVER GIVE UP! TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS!

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NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER!

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For the record, I officially proclaim that I shall gladly give up my online handle to CrAzY if he asks for it.

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I can't believe what I just watched O_O

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More mine dragging!

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Last tank, 34 minerals, no bases mining for either side. Might I remind you that all this started with a cannon rush.

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And there was much Protoss rejoicing and sacrificing to Adun that day.

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dredredre understands what really matters. A moral victory, if you will.

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Well fought by both sides.


Hope you enjoyed this longass Battle Report! Feel free to take a look at my previous ones here:

Weird PvT

C at last!

EDIT: Click here to download the replay!

*****
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Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
January 06 2012 14:31 GMT
#2
nice battle report! seems like a funny game.
soujiro_
Profile Joined June 2010
Uruguay5195 Posts
January 06 2012 14:50 GMT
#3
crazy game lol
i wonder what rank was dre back then

bw battle report is 5 stars

ace hwaiting!!
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19338 Posts
January 06 2012 15:00 GMT
#4
It has my stamp of approval.
ModeratorFormer Afreeca Starleague Caster: http://afreeca.tv/ASL2ENG2
shaftofpleasure
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Korea (North)1375 Posts
January 06 2012 15:18 GMT
#5
HOLY SHIT!

I don't think I've seen a replay posted. Please do post this game's replay! Please, I beg of you!
It's either the holes of my nose are getting smaller or my fingers are getting bigger. /// Always Rooting for the Underdog. Hyuk/Sin/Jaehoon/Juni/Hyvva/Hoejja/Canata //// Hiding in thread somewhere where BW is still in it's pure form here on TL.
Conversion
Profile Joined April 2010
United States3308 Posts
January 06 2012 15:23 GMT
#6
started chuckling in my calc class cause of this LOL
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3137 Posts
January 06 2012 15:24 GMT
#7
that has to be the strangest game I have ever seen.
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
Funnytoss
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Taiwan1471 Posts
January 06 2012 15:27 GMT
#8
dre was still active then too and pretty good, but that probably wasn't as Terran ^_^;

Replay uploaded! [D/L]
AIV_Funnytoss and sGs.Funnytoss on iCCup
shaftofpleasure
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Korea (North)1375 Posts
January 06 2012 15:30 GMT
#9
tyvm!!!!
It's either the holes of my nose are getting smaller or my fingers are getting bigger. /// Always Rooting for the Underdog. Hyuk/Sin/Jaehoon/Juni/Hyvva/Hoejja/Canata //// Hiding in thread somewhere where BW is still in it's pure form here on TL.
shaftofpleasure
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Korea (North)1375 Posts
January 06 2012 15:41 GMT
#10
I've been laughing all through out the replay! hahaha this was gold! :D 5/5
It's either the holes of my nose are getting smaller or my fingers are getting bigger. /// Always Rooting for the Underdog. Hyuk/Sin/Jaehoon/Juni/Hyvva/Hoejja/Canata //// Hiding in thread somewhere where BW is still in it's pure form here on TL.
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
January 06 2012 16:07 GMT
#11
wooooooaaaaaah

holy fucking shit awesome fucking game omg hahahahaah

thanks man!!

5 stars arent enough, this BR should make it to the front page
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
January 06 2012 16:07 GMT
#12
Epic shit. thanks for the writeup!
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
January 06 2012 16:15 GMT
#13
LOOOL awesome! 5/5
I hope you make some more of these.
En Taro Violet
Chimpalimp
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1135 Posts
January 06 2012 16:42 GMT
#14
Rather epic game accompanied by rather entertaining commentary.
I like money. You like money too? We should hang out.
amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
January 06 2012 17:01 GMT
#15
Classic! was this a ladder or a melee?
The world is burning and you rather be on this terrible website discussing video games and your shallow feelings
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
January 06 2012 18:09 GMT
#16
gg
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
January 06 2012 19:22 GMT
#17
This is what blog threads should looks like.
mrafaeldie12
Profile Joined July 2011
Brazil537 Posts
January 06 2012 19:39 GMT
#18
WOw this is really cool o.o.Too bad I cant run bw in W7/Micro offf of more than one building*because i suck*

5/5.
"..it all comes thumbling down thumbling down thumblin down"
HaruHaru
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States988 Posts
January 06 2012 20:42 GMT
#19
lol interesting game... that map does make for pretty weird games
Long live BroodWar!
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
January 06 2012 23:58 GMT
#20
Those minedrags and scarabs. What the hell?
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
January 07 2012 03:25 GMT
#21
its travesty this thread doenst get more attention. its better than 99 percent of sc2 games.
Buy prints of my photographs at Redbubble -> http://www.redbubble.com/people/shoenberg3
Funnytoss
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Taiwan1471 Posts
January 07 2012 06:49 GMT
#22
Glad you guys enjoyed the game, I'll try to find some more weird or interesting games to post. Check out the replay if you haven't already!

On January 07 2012 02:01 amazingxkcd wrote:
Classic! was this a ladder or a melee?


Not entirely sure what you mean, but this was just a random 1v1 with obs. You can't ladder with observers.
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