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DarthThienAn
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2734 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-29 06:42:12
December 29 2011 06:41 GMT
#41
lol that was hilarious. want moreee



On December 29 2011 12:13 aphorism wrote:
This one is a personal favorite of mine.


oh man im dying after this one hahahah
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GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
December 29 2011 06:41 GMT
#42
LOL funny as hell hahaha
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waxypants
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States479 Posts
December 29 2011 07:02 GMT
#43
On December 29 2011 12:13 aphorism wrote:
This one is a personal favorite of mine.


God damnit, you made me read all of those.
ZAiNs
Profile Joined July 2010
United Kingdom6525 Posts
December 29 2011 07:44 GMT
#44
These Street FIghter ones on SRK are my favourite <3.
Azzur
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia6257 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-29 08:19:28
December 29 2011 08:19 GMT
#45
Voted 1/5 - the book and the story quoted feels pretty stupid.

Anyways, what alot of people don't realise is that the majority of child molesters are not strangers but people that the child knows. We don't do background checks on many people who are responsible for the majority of such incidents.

If you are a professional driver, it's definitely possible for reference checks to be done on you.
blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
December 29 2011 09:11 GMT
#46
Oh god OP I want to thank you so much for showing us the site. I can't tell you how much laughter I have had reading some of the shit this guy does. Just rofl thank you so much I can't stop laughing lmao.
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Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
December 29 2011 09:32 GMT
#47
Oh man that's hilarious. I love trolling idiots...i always have that feeling of "maybe i shouldn't...screw it, too much potential here".

Well played indeed sir.
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surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
December 29 2011 09:52 GMT
#48
I stumbled upon the homepage quite some time ago and my only complaint is that there are so few updates!
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Jh
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Finland151 Posts
December 29 2011 10:16 GMT
#49
On December 29 2011 13:52 MaZza[KIS] wrote:
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When I think about my experience Mike, one time stands above the rest. Back in 2005, I was a contractor in Iraq and had hired Mike's security detail to escort me through Fallujah. Everything was going fine until our convoy was hit by an IED. I don't remember much, but next thing you know, I woke up in a Republican Guard prisoner camp with Mike. I thought we were goners. They took me and Mike into a hut, where there were at least eight armed soldiers placing bets. They were going to make Mike and I play Russian Roulette. Mike convinced a soldier to let him play with three bullets, instead of one, which I thought was crazy. Mike even put the gun to his head once and pulled the trigger. He started laughing, and the soldiers started laughing too. When they let their guard down, he immediately shot three of them in the head, grabbed one of their AKs, and gunned down the other five soldiers. I didn't think we would make it out of that one alive, but thanks to Mike's heroic actions, I am here today.


Rambo?


It's actually from The Deer Hunter. Robert De Niro and Christopher Walken were originally in this scene.
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kaisen
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States601 Posts
December 29 2011 10:30 GMT
#50
This one is gold...

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=18
Firien
Profile Joined April 2010
Poland115 Posts
December 29 2011 10:43 GMT
#51
gotta say, trolling is a art :D some of those are golden
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
December 29 2011 11:55 GMT
#52
On December 29 2011 19:30 kaisen wrote:
This one is gold...

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=18


My god, how did I miss that one...

But yeah. Glad I could brighten the day for a few TLers
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kaisen
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States601 Posts
December 29 2011 12:17 GMT
#53
Oh, and this is also pure gold.

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=86
wattabeast
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States957 Posts
December 29 2011 17:41 GMT
#54
omygod I can not stop laughing at this stuff. Too funny 5/5
:O
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
December 29 2011 18:18 GMT
#55
On December 29 2011 17:19 Azzur wrote:
Anyways, what alot of people don't realise is that the majority of child molesters are not strangers but people that the child knows.

Oh... well since the MAJORITY is not strangers, then I should give my kids to strangers all day.
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Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-29 18:29:27
December 29 2011 18:29 GMT
#56
On December 29 2011 15:03 Subversive wrote:
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On December 29 2011 12:54 Chef wrote:
I am not understanding why wanting to hire a driver for your daughter makes you stupid. You know people actually do that. Pay people to drive places. That's a real job.

Her reaction seems pretty legit and normal. Maybe not too used to computers if she doesn't realise that he is poking fun and wasting her time, but it seems like she pretty much understood.

If you think being a pest is hilarious (and indeed, when I was a kid I used to think Tom Green was funny), fine, but there's nothing stupid about the person he emailed. There is no need to justify being a twat.

On December 29 2011 12:49 TheToast wrote:
If it is real, there's nothing dickish about this. Anyone willing to let someone on Craig's List drive their child around (references can be faked) deserves to be trolled. Talk about opening the door for child molesters...

Look at the types of questions she asked. If he'd been with a driving agency before, had a track record, etc. A reference from a previous employer is pretty much all you get (and you will know that it is a real agency because it will exist as a service lol). It's not like you can just get your friend to pretend to be your reference lol. It would be fairly standard to ask for a criminal record check. Yeah, it's not perfect, but you probably aren't staying up at night worrying about the possibility of a teacher suddenly raping your children, and they don't have much more credentials than this. All I need to teach children is a criminal records check. The soccer coach where her daughter needs to be driven to doesn't have more credentials than this.


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On December 29 2011 13:42 Sky101 wrote:
No this isn't about trolling stupid people. From the first glance, it's just some guy being an idiot and tries to troll craigslist people. Most of the ads that I read in the website are legitimate ads, nothing stupid about them.

This moron has too much time on his/her hand.


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On December 29 2011 12:02 BroboCop wrote:
you're a dick. (i voted u a 5 for what it matters)
but on the bright side, it makes me laugh.
i dont remember the link and too lazy to find it but there is an austrailian guy who trolls people as well. i remember his "spider picture" to a bank.


Yeah I'm glad people get enjoyment out of it, but the guy just comes across as an immature arsehole to me (and a copycat). http://www.27bslash6.com I find this guy a hundred times funnier and more original. He also usually trolls people for a reason: they're a dickhead boss, they've sent him hate-mail, they're an unreasonable business. Other jackass is just a bad imitation.

Despite your need to rate trolls; Thank you so damn much for reminding me of that website. I haven't read it since Missing Missy came out and it's just fantastic stuff.

Edit: Oh yeah, don't solicit services from craigslist when your children are involved. lol.
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-29 18:42:30
December 29 2011 18:39 GMT
#57
On December 29 2011 13:18 TheToast wrote:
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On December 29 2011 12:54 Chef wrote:
Look at the types of questions she asked. If he'd been with a driving agency before, had a track record, etc. A reference from a previous employer is pretty much all you get (and you will know that it is a real agency because it will exist as a service lol). It's not like you can just get your friend to pretend to be your reference lol. It would be fairly standard to ask for a criminal record check. Yeah, it's not perfect, but you probably aren't staying up at night worrying about the possibility of a teacher suddenly raping your children, and they don't have much more credentials than this.


I feel the need to point out that Jerry Sandusky would meet all of these requirements and more. Child molesters do not walk around with signs on their backs, and many (like Sandusky and countless Catholic priests) are very adept at avoiding getting caught. Anyone who would leave their child alone for long periods of time with a perfect stranger is insane. The world is too full of far too many bad people, and it only takes one to completely ruin your child's life forever.

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All I need to teach children is a criminal records check. The soccer coach where her daughter needs to be driven to doesn't have more credentials than this.


Key difference is that the soccer coach is usually never completely alone with a single child. There are other children and usually some parents present at the same time. Though, again, I need to point out that there have been a number of sports coaches who have turned out to be serial child molesters. Here is a good example from my home town. Parents cannot ever be too careful. I reiterate, leaving your child alone for long periods of time with a complete stranger is insane and stupid. Maybe some TL parents can back me up on this?

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On December 29 2011 13:14 Balfazar wrote:
I don't understand the stress about getting a 'stranger' (who will be thoroughly vetted by the parent) to drive a kid around, it's no riskier than a babysitter which is commonplace.


Ever notice that young females seem to have the market cornered on baby sitting, even though they are almost certainly the least responsible and experienced? How many people do you know would hire a 40 year old man to sit with their children, even if they had done a background check? This is not a situation where reasonable precaution is adequate, this in some cases is literally a life or death situation.

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so in summary.... ah... trolling is... uh... reasonable

Please let me know how well adjusted the child you don't have will be after growing up inside a bubble its whole life. Never let your child have piano lessons because heaven forbid that old lady do something crazy. I'm saying that the risk is relative. Yes, there are extraordinary cases where someone after never committing a crime in their life suddenly decides to rape children at age 46, but the chances are much slimmer than a lot of other risks people are willing to take with their children. I find it particularly unlikely that a child would be in danger in this case because how would a child molester conceive of getting away with it? It is on record that at those times he or she is with the child in the car... If something happens to the child in that time, who is going to be blamed? Conceivably the kid could be touched and told not to say anything, but conceivably your own brother or parents who you occasionally have to leave with your kid could do that, or your friend, or the parents of your child's friend.

The only thing I will give you is that it would probably have been better not to state the age of the passenger, so as to avoid people looking for children. If it was that concerning you would probably do better to tell her that (for the sake of her child) than to make fun of her for being a busy parent trying to make things work. I mean, when you actually start putting yourself in the position of parents and the people you think are so stupid, you'll realise the solutions aren't as clear as you'd like. It's very easy to be judgmental, much harder to actually live a life. Would I look for drivers on craig's list? Probably not. I would probably try to get another parent the child is already familiar with and trusts to do it. But that's also the basic story line of every child molestation ever, so what can I say? Ever had a friend's parent drive you back to your house? Ever gone outside? If you have, you probably take more risks than you're aware.

edit: why does it have to be a 40 year old man... If you're that sexist, then surely you can wait till you find a 27 year old woman who wants the job... I guess you're picturing a 40 year old man with a skeevy mustache... hahaha. Weren't you ever taught that criminals don't always look like criminals?
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TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
December 29 2011 19:36 GMT
#58
On December 30 2011 03:39 Chef wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2011 13:18 TheToast wrote:
On December 29 2011 12:54 Chef wrote:
Look at the types of questions she asked. If he'd been with a driving agency before, had a track record, etc. A reference from a previous employer is pretty much all you get (and you will know that it is a real agency because it will exist as a service lol). It's not like you can just get your friend to pretend to be your reference lol. It would be fairly standard to ask for a criminal record check. Yeah, it's not perfect, but you probably aren't staying up at night worrying about the possibility of a teacher suddenly raping your children, and they don't have much more credentials than this.


I feel the need to point out that Jerry Sandusky would meet all of these requirements and more. Child molesters do not walk around with signs on their backs, and many (like Sandusky and countless Catholic priests) are very adept at avoiding getting caught. Anyone who would leave their child alone for long periods of time with a perfect stranger is insane. The world is too full of far too many bad people, and it only takes one to completely ruin your child's life forever.

All I need to teach children is a criminal records check. The soccer coach where her daughter needs to be driven to doesn't have more credentials than this.


Key difference is that the soccer coach is usually never completely alone with a single child. There are other children and usually some parents present at the same time. Though, again, I need to point out that there have been a number of sports coaches who have turned out to be serial child molesters. Here is a good example from my home town. Parents cannot ever be too careful. I reiterate, leaving your child alone for long periods of time with a complete stranger is insane and stupid. Maybe some TL parents can back me up on this?

Edit:
On December 29 2011 13:14 Balfazar wrote:
I don't understand the stress about getting a 'stranger' (who will be thoroughly vetted by the parent) to drive a kid around, it's no riskier than a babysitter which is commonplace.


Ever notice that young females seem to have the market cornered on baby sitting, even though they are almost certainly the least responsible and experienced? How many people do you know would hire a 40 year old man to sit with their children, even if they had done a background check? This is not a situation where reasonable precaution is adequate, this in some cases is literally a life or death situation.

+ Show Spoiler +
so in summary.... ah... trolling is... uh... reasonable

Please let me know how well adjusted the child you don't have will be after growing up inside a bubble its whole life.
Never let your child have piano lessons because heaven forbid that old lady do something crazy. I'm saying that the risk is relative.


Not leaving your children completely alone with strangers for prolonged periods of time does not equate to "living in a bubble".


Yes, there are extraordinary cases where someone after never committing a crime in their life suddenly decides to rape children at age 46, but the chances are much slimmer than a lot of other risks people are willing to take with their children. I find it particularly unlikely that a child would be in danger in this case because how would a child molester conceive of getting away with it? It is on record that at those times he or she is with the child in the car... If something happens to the child in that time, who is going to be blamed?


They don't have to get away with it. We're not talking about stealing a car here. Once a child has been molested, their life is pretty much permanently screwed up.


The only thing I will give you is that it would probably have been better not to state the age of the passenger, so as to avoid people looking for children. If it was that concerning you would probably do better to tell her that (for the sake of her child) than to make fun of her for being a busy parent trying to make things work. I mean, when you actually start putting yourself in the position of parents and the people you think are so stupid, you'll realise the solutions aren't as clear as you'd like. It's very easy to be judgmental, much harder to actually live a life. Would I look for drivers on craig's list? Probably not.


I'm guessing you wouldn't do it because it's a bad idea? So your argument is that it's a bad idea but I shouldn't criticize her for it?


I would probably try to get another parent the child is already familiar with and trusts to do it. But that's also the basic story line of every child molestation ever, so what can I say? Ever had a friend's parent drive you back to your house? Ever gone outside? If you have, you probably take more risks than you're aware.


You're not wrong here. But why does this happen? Because parents let their guards down.


edit: why does it have to be a 40 year old man... If you're that sexist, then surely you can wait till you find a 27 year old woman who wants the job... I guess you're picturing a 40 year old man with a skeevy mustache... hahaha. Weren't you ever taught that criminals don't always look like criminals?


So, you've never noticed a pattern in that child molesters are almost always middle aged white men?
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Kukaracha
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
France1954 Posts
December 29 2011 20:11 GMT
#59
Ah... internet debates.
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Bengui
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada775 Posts
December 29 2011 20:18 GMT
#60
meh. This kid often tries way too hard. And no, he doesn't do this to punish stupid people... just for his amusement, because he picks on well reasonable ads.
Some of the exchanges are funny of course, but in others the "asshole" just looks like this akward guy who makes a bad joke and then laughs hysterically about it.
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