EPTOn December 29 2011 12:13 aphorism wrote:
This one is a personal favorite of mine.
This one is a personal favorite of mine.
oh man im dying after this one hahahah
Trolling Stupid People on Craigslist - Page 3
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DarthThienAn
United States2734 Posts
oh man im dying after this one hahahah | ||
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GenesisX
Canada4267 Posts
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waxypants
United States479 Posts
On December 29 2011 12:13 aphorism wrote: This one is a personal favorite of mine. God damnit, you made me read all of those. | ||
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ZAiNs
United Kingdom6525 Posts
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Azzur
Australia6267 Posts
Anyways, what alot of people don't realise is that the majority of child molesters are not strangers but people that the child knows. We don't do background checks on many people who are responsible for the majority of such incidents. If you are a professional driver, it's definitely possible for reference checks to be done on you. | ||
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blade55555
United States17423 Posts
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Teoita
Italy12247 Posts
Well played indeed sir. | ||
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surfinbird1
Germany999 Posts
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Jh
Finland151 Posts
It's actually from The Deer Hunter. Robert De Niro and Christopher Walken were originally in this scene. | ||
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kaisen
United States601 Posts
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=18 | ||
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Firien
Poland115 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
My god, how did I miss that one... But yeah. Glad I could brighten the day for a few TLers  | ||
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kaisen
United States601 Posts
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wattabeast
United States957 Posts
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Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
On December 29 2011 17:19 Azzur wrote: Anyways, what alot of people don't realise is that the majority of child molesters are not strangers but people that the child knows. Oh... well since the MAJORITY is not strangers, then I should give my kids to strangers all day. | ||
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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
On December 29 2011 15:03 Subversive wrote: Yeah I'm glad people get enjoyment out of it, but the guy just comes across as an immature arsehole to me (and a copycat). http://www.27bslash6.com I find this guy a hundred times funnier and more original. He also usually trolls people for a reason: they're a dickhead boss, they've sent him hate-mail, they're an unreasonable business. Other jackass is just a bad imitation. Despite your need to rate trolls; Thank you so damn much for reminding me of that website. I haven't read it since Missing Missy came out and it's just fantastic stuff. Edit: Oh yeah, don't solicit services from craigslist when your children are involved. lol. | ||
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Chef
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On December 29 2011 13:18 TheToast wrote: I feel the need to point out that Jerry Sandusky would meet all of these requirements and more. Child molesters do not walk around with signs on their backs, and many (like Sandusky and countless Catholic priests) are very adept at avoiding getting caught. Anyone who would leave their child alone for long periods of time with a perfect stranger is insane. The world is too full of far too many bad people, and it only takes one to completely ruin your child's life forever. Key difference is that the soccer coach is usually never completely alone with a single child. There are other children and usually some parents present at the same time. Though, again, I need to point out that there have been a number of sports coaches who have turned out to be serial child molesters. Here is a good example from my home town. Parents cannot ever be too careful. I reiterate, leaving your child alone for long periods of time with a complete stranger is insane and stupid. Maybe some TL parents can back me up on this? Edit: Ever notice that young females seem to have the market cornered on baby sitting, even though they are almost certainly the least responsible and experienced? How many people do you know would hire a 40 year old man to sit with their children, even if they had done a background check? This is not a situation where reasonable precaution is adequate, this in some cases is literally a life or death situation. + Show Spoiler + so in summary.... ah... trolling is... uh... reasonable Please let me know how well adjusted the child you don't have will be after growing up inside a bubble its whole life. Never let your child have piano lessons because heaven forbid that old lady do something crazy. I'm saying that the risk is relative. Yes, there are extraordinary cases where someone after never committing a crime in their life suddenly decides to rape children at age 46, but the chances are much slimmer than a lot of other risks people are willing to take with their children. I find it particularly unlikely that a child would be in danger in this case because how would a child molester conceive of getting away with it? It is on record that at those times he or she is with the child in the car... If something happens to the child in that time, who is going to be blamed? Conceivably the kid could be touched and told not to say anything, but conceivably your own brother or parents who you occasionally have to leave with your kid could do that, or your friend, or the parents of your child's friend. The only thing I will give you is that it would probably have been better not to state the age of the passenger, so as to avoid people looking for children. If it was that concerning you would probably do better to tell her that (for the sake of her child) than to make fun of her for being a busy parent trying to make things work. I mean, when you actually start putting yourself in the position of parents and the people you think are so stupid, you'll realise the solutions aren't as clear as you'd like. It's very easy to be judgmental, much harder to actually live a life. Would I look for drivers on craig's list? Probably not. I would probably try to get another parent the child is already familiar with and trusts to do it. But that's also the basic story line of every child molestation ever, so what can I say? Ever had a friend's parent drive you back to your house? Ever gone outside? If you have, you probably take more risks than you're aware. edit: why does it have to be a 40 year old man... If you're that sexist, then surely you can wait till you find a 27 year old woman who wants the job... I guess you're picturing a 40 year old man with a skeevy mustache... hahaha. Weren't you ever taught that criminals don't always look like criminals? | ||
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On December 30 2011 03:39 Chef wrote: Please let me know how well adjusted the child you don't have will be after growing up inside a bubble its whole life. Never let your child have piano lessons because heaven forbid that old lady do something crazy. I'm saying that the risk is relative. Not leaving your children completely alone with strangers for prolonged periods of time does not equate to "living in a bubble". Yes, there are extraordinary cases where someone after never committing a crime in their life suddenly decides to rape children at age 46, but the chances are much slimmer than a lot of other risks people are willing to take with their children. I find it particularly unlikely that a child would be in danger in this case because how would a child molester conceive of getting away with it? It is on record that at those times he or she is with the child in the car... If something happens to the child in that time, who is going to be blamed? They don't have to get away with it. We're not talking about stealing a car here. Once a child has been molested, their life is pretty much permanently screwed up. The only thing I will give you is that it would probably have been better not to state the age of the passenger, so as to avoid people looking for children. If it was that concerning you would probably do better to tell her that (for the sake of her child) than to make fun of her for being a busy parent trying to make things work. I mean, when you actually start putting yourself in the position of parents and the people you think are so stupid, you'll realise the solutions aren't as clear as you'd like. It's very easy to be judgmental, much harder to actually live a life. Would I look for drivers on craig's list? Probably not. I'm guessing you wouldn't do it because it's a bad idea? So your argument is that it's a bad idea but I shouldn't criticize her for it? I would probably try to get another parent the child is already familiar with and trusts to do it. But that's also the basic story line of every child molestation ever, so what can I say? Ever had a friend's parent drive you back to your house? Ever gone outside? If you have, you probably take more risks than you're aware. You're not wrong here. But why does this happen? Because parents let their guards down. edit: why does it have to be a 40 year old man... If you're that sexist, then surely you can wait till you find a 27 year old woman who wants the job... I guess you're picturing a 40 year old man with a skeevy mustache... hahaha. Weren't you ever taught that criminals don't always look like criminals? So, you've never noticed a pattern in that child molesters are almost always middle aged white men? | ||
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Kukaracha
France1954 Posts
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Bengui
Canada775 Posts
Some of the exchanges are funny of course, but in others the "asshole" just looks like this akward guy who makes a bad joke and then laughs hysterically about it. | ||
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