EPTOn December 29 2011 12:13 aphorism wrote:
This one is a personal favorite of mine.
This one is a personal favorite of mine.
HOLY COW...I CAN'T...BREATHE!!!
hahahahahahaahahahaha
Trolling Stupid People on Craigslist - Page 2
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Hikko
United States1126 Posts
HOLY COW...I CAN'T...BREATHE!!! hahahahahahaahahahaha | ||
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blade55555
United States17423 Posts
Not in all of them are they dumb but here are some ones I laughed at: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=13 http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=32 http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=31 (the 31/32 ones that girl is dumb lol) http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=89 http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=96 Ok i'll stop linking them sorry just fuck thank you for the link for that site rofl. | ||
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Balfazar
Australia483 Posts
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On December 29 2011 12:54 Chef wrote: Look at the types of questions she asked. If he'd been with a driving agency before, had a track record, etc. A reference from a previous employer is pretty much all you get (and you will know that it is a real agency because it will exist as a service lol). It's not like you can just get your friend to pretend to be your reference lol. It would be fairly standard to ask for a criminal record check. Yeah, it's not perfect, but you probably aren't staying up at night worrying about the possibility of a teacher suddenly raping your children, and they don't have much more credentials than this. I feel the need to point out that Jerry Sandusky would meet all of these requirements and more. Child molesters do not walk around with signs on their backs, and many (like Sandusky and countless Catholic priests) are very adept at avoiding getting caught. Anyone who would leave their child alone for long periods of time with a perfect stranger is insane. The world is too full of far too many bad people, and it only takes one to completely ruin your child's life forever. All I need to teach children is a criminal records check. The soccer coach where her daughter needs to be driven to doesn't have more credentials than this. Key difference is that the soccer coach is usually never completely alone with a single child. There are other children and usually some parents present at the same time. Though, again, I need to point out that there have been a number of sports coaches who have turned out to be serial child molesters. Here is a good example from my home town. Parents cannot ever be too careful. I reiterate, leaving your child alone for long periods of time with a complete stranger is insane and stupid. Maybe some TL parents can back me up on this? Edit: On December 29 2011 13:14 Balfazar wrote: I don't understand the stress about getting a 'stranger' (who will be thoroughly vetted by the parent) to drive a kid around, it's no riskier than a babysitter which is commonplace. Ever notice that young females seem to have the market cornered on baby sitting, even though they are almost certainly the least responsible and experienced? How many people do you know would hire a 40 year old man to sit with their children, even if they had done a background check? This is not a situation where reasonable precaution is adequate, this in some cases is literally a life or death situation. + Show Spoiler + so in summary.... ah... trolling is... uh... reasonable | ||
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NuKedUFirst
Canada3139 Posts
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brachester
Australia1786 Posts
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Sky101
United States1758 Posts
This moron has too much time on his/her hand. | ||
Seeker
Where dat snitch at?36905 Posts
5/5. Laughed so hard and for so long | ||
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MaZza[KIS]
Australia2110 Posts
When I think about my experience Mike, one time stands above the rest. Back in 2005, I was a contractor in Iraq and had hired Mike's security detail to escort me through Fallujah. Everything was going fine until our convoy was hit by an IED. I don't remember much, but next thing you know, I woke up in a Republican Guard prisoner camp with Mike. I thought we were goners. They took me and Mike into a hut, where there were at least eight armed soldiers placing bets. They were going to make Mike and I play Russian Roulette. Mike convinced a soldier to let him play with three bullets, instead of one, which I thought was crazy. Mike even put the gun to his head once and pulled the trigger. He started laughing, and the soldiers started laughing too. When they let their guard down, he immediately shot three of them in the head, grabbed one of their AKs, and gunned down the other five soldiers. I didn't think we would make it out of that one alive, but thanks to Mike's heroic actions, I am here today. Rambo? | ||
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Amornthep
Singapore2605 Posts
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cmen15
United States1519 Posts
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getSome[703]
United States753 Posts
Oh man the first one and some of the ones linked made me die of laughter. Thank you for bringing this to my attention | ||
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Seeker
Where dat snitch at?36905 Posts
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=77 http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=6 http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=108 http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=107 ***** http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=105 http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=104 http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=103 http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=102 http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=101 http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=100 http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=98 http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=94 http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=93 **** http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=87 | ||
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Balgrog
United States1221 Posts
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dartoo
India2889 Posts
"He killed a whole truck of insurgents with the fork from his salad." Rofl... | ||
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OmniEulogy
Canada6591 Posts
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Subversive
Australia2229 Posts
On December 29 2011 12:54 Chef wrote: I am not understanding why wanting to hire a driver for your daughter makes you stupid. You know people actually do that. Pay people to drive places. That's a real job. Her reaction seems pretty legit and normal. Maybe not too used to computers if she doesn't realise that he is poking fun and wasting her time, but it seems like she pretty much understood. If you think being a pest is hilarious (and indeed, when I was a kid I used to think Tom Green was funny), fine, but there's nothing stupid about the person he emailed. There is no need to justify being a twat. Look at the types of questions she asked. If he'd been with a driving agency before, had a track record, etc. A reference from a previous employer is pretty much all you get (and you will know that it is a real agency because it will exist as a service lol). It's not like you can just get your friend to pretend to be your reference lol. It would be fairly standard to ask for a criminal record check. Yeah, it's not perfect, but you probably aren't staying up at night worrying about the possibility of a teacher suddenly raping your children, and they don't have much more credentials than this. All I need to teach children is a criminal records check. The soccer coach where her daughter needs to be driven to doesn't have more credentials than this. On December 29 2011 13:42 Sky101 wrote: No this isn't about trolling stupid people. From the first glance, it's just some guy being an idiot and tries to troll craigslist people. Most of the ads that I read in the website are legitimate ads, nothing stupid about them. This moron has too much time on his/her hand. On December 29 2011 12:02 BroboCop wrote: you're a dick. (i voted u a 5 for what it matters) but on the bright side, it makes me laugh. i dont remember the link and too lazy to find it but there is an austrailian guy who trolls people as well. i remember his "spider picture" to a bank. Yeah I'm glad people get enjoyment out of it, but the guy just comes across as an immature arsehole to me (and a copycat). http://www.27bslash6.com I find this guy a hundred times funnier and more original. He also usually trolls people for a reason: they're a dickhead boss, they've sent him hate-mail, they're an unreasonable business. Other jackass is just a bad imitation. | ||
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Phenny
Australia1435 Posts
This is hilarious. | ||
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Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
On December 29 2011 12:54 Chef wrote: I am not understanding why wanting to hire a driver for your daughter makes you stupid. You know people actually do that. Pay people to drive places. That's a real job. Transactions made on craigslist tend to be risky because you get scammed. Reminds me of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craigslist_Killer ... Sure it's a real job... not so much a craigslist job. If I had kids, I would look for reputable people... You'd be a horrible, dangerous parent x_x On December 29 2011 13:42 Sky101 wrote: This moron has too much time on his/her hand. He said somewhere the website + book sales earns him 5 figures. Not very moronic. | ||
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Molybdenum
United States358 Posts
A sorta similar site is 27b/6, he does email trolling too, mostly to people who ask him for things regarding his work (I think he's a graphic designer, can't remember). This is one of my favorites, http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html , I don't know if I have laughed as hard. If you're interested in trolling, but don't want to hurt the innocent, check out 419eater, here http://www.419eater.com/index.php . I usually check out the letter archive. These people troll the people who do email scams (typically the one where they pretend to be a Nigerian prince and need help moving cash). It's scamming those who pray on the innocent and foolish. Their emails are some of the most elaborate and they troll harder than anything I've seen. This is a good one, http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm . This kind of thing is more indepth if you want to start, more intense, but I think they have guides/tips. | ||
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