I'd just put some gloves on and take it outside. Doesn't bother me picking up wild animals, I used to always be saving them from my cat when kitty was younger, and birds are always knocking themselves unconscious by flying into my window and I have to pick em up and put em in the bird feeder, once again so the neighborhood cats don't get them.

If you're a bit iffy about picking it up, is there anyone else you could get to do it? Or just get some really thick gloves and just, well, just fucking pick it up man aha.

EDIT: People saying you should kill it nooo D': I don't even kill moths that get in my room. Never take life unnecessarily dudes.

flamewheel

FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts

December 17 2011 23:50 GMT

#22

LOL micro you made a blog

Torte de Lini

Germany38463 Posts

December 17 2011 23:53 GMT

#23

Just for holds underneath cabinets, corners, etc.
I would have got a hammer and killed the mouse.

micronesia

United States24752 Posts

December 17 2011 23:53 GMT

#24

On December 18 2011 08:50 flamewheel wrote:
LOL micro you made a blog

Ya when unusual things happen in my life I talk about them. That's sorta what a blog is XD

I actually have something else I was going to blog about tonight but this was.... more pressing I guess.

Bengui

Canada775 Posts

December 17 2011 23:56 GMT

#25

Burn. The entire. House.

Risen

United States7927 Posts

December 18 2011 00:03 GMT

#26

Slam some tupperware over that shit. Slide it slowly up and cap it, trapping your prey. Go to nearest field, dump mouse. That's what I usually do with the critters :S

synapse

China13814 Posts

December 18 2011 00:05 GMT

#27

Kill it with fire.

brachester

Australia1786 Posts

December 18 2011 00:08 GMT

#28

i remembered one morning i was walking down stare and saw a bloody mouse's head on the floor. Apparently my cat hates eating the head part so it left that part there.

c3rberUs

Japan11286 Posts

December 18 2011 00:10 GMT

#29

If the mouse/ rat is stuck, how did it get out and get into the pot?

I'd just release the mouse by scaring the little guy.

micronesia

United States24752 Posts

December 18 2011 00:14 GMT

#30

On December 18 2011 09:10 c3rberUs wrote:
If the mouse/ rat is stuck, how did it get out and get into the pot?

I'd just release the mouse by scaring the little guy.

It was stuck in the main bowl of the sink, not the innards. It just couldn't climb up and over the walls.

discodancer

United States280 Posts

December 18 2011 00:15 GMT

#31

1. Boil a pot of water
2. Turn music on max
3. Pour the water into the sink
4. Turn cold water on
5. Get rid of the corpse

XsebT

Denmark2980 Posts

December 18 2011 00:16 GMT

#32

I've had kinda the same thing happen... Only kinda though. Had a young bird stuck in the air ventilation in the bathroom (coming from the roof). At first I had no idea where the noise came from or what is was. It sounded like it came from the attic, so I crawled up there, but found nothing. I figured it out when I entered the bathroom and found that the air vent was shut. I opened the window because I assumed it would try to escape when I opened the air vent, which is exactly what happened. The bird flapped its wings desperately as it tryed to reach the open window. It did, just barely, then paused for a second and looked back, and then finally out the window. No idea if it survived afterward (considering the bird was quite young) - that's up to nature to decide - but it feels good saving animals (or birds at least).

If I was you, micro, I'd just mainly focus on getting rid of the mouse/rat (killing it can be quite a hassle). Once you get access to it, use a glove and grab it around its neck so it won't bite. They're harmless, don't worry.

Sermokala

United States14076 Posts

December 18 2011 00:17 GMT

#33

get out my gun and shoot it duh. fix the hole in the pipe with some duct tape and you're good to go.

Humanfails

224 Posts

December 18 2011 00:17 GMT

#34

mice are smaller.

rats have really big and thick tails, that have very apparent rings in the tail, no hair on it at all. Mice have very slender smooth looking tails. easiest.

Also, my dog-like cats deal with the ojnes around me.

Humanfails

224 Posts

December 18 2011 00:18 GMT

#35

On December 18 2011 09:15 discodancer wrote:
1. Boil a pot of water
2. Turn music on max
3. Pour the water into the sink
4. Turn cold water on
5. Get rid of the corpse

if you want to be really disgusting and 4chan, find acid, pour acid in sink. remove bones.

Burning, whether boiling or actually on fire, is the most painful way to die. Its why flamethrowers became illegal in war after WW2. You are a terrible person.

LaLuSh

Sweden2358 Posts

December 18 2011 00:20 GMT

#36

Came here expecting a girl blog just off the title.

Read the first paragraph, was a bit disappointed, but soon saw micronesia was the author.

Transitioned into expectectations of micronesia MacGyvering his way out of the situation. Inventing some sort of amazing contraption. At the very least of him using the mouse for some physics experiment he'd always wanted to secretly try.

Gonna be honest. Was left half disappointed.

Skilledblob

Germany3392 Posts

December 18 2011 00:21 GMT

#37

wwjd?

On December 18 2011 09:18 Humanfails wrote:

Show nested quote +

wikipedia would like to disagree with you

The United States Marines used flamethrowers in the Korean and Vietnam Wars. The M132 Armored Flamethrower, an M113 armored personnel carrier with a mounted flame thrower was successfully used in the conflict.[23]

Flamethrowers have not been in the U.S. arsenal since 1978, when the Department of Defense unilaterally stopped using them. They have been deemed of questionable effectiveness in modern combat and the use of flame weapons is always a public relations issue due to the horrific death they inflict. They are not banned in any international treaty the U.S. has signed, thus the U.S. decision to remove flamethrowers from its arsenal is entirely voluntary.

Non-flamethrower incendiary weapons remain in modern military arsenals. Thermobaric weapons[24] have been fielded in Afghanistan by the United States.[25] The USSR developed a rocket launcher specifically for the deployment of incendiaries—the ΡΠΟ-80 (RPO) or Rocket-launched Infantry Flamethrower. It has similarities to the famous RPG but the warhead is much bigger (approx. 2–3 liters of napalm), reducing the effective range.

that aside I am pretty happy that I live in cities where rats or mice are no problem because they stay in the canalisation

discodancer

United States280 Posts

December 18 2011 00:23 GMT

#38

On December 18 2011 09:18 Humanfails wrote:

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Well my grandmother didn't want to let 1.5 feet long rats out of the trap only to kill them in the most humane way possible; just sharing the knowledge here. You should probably teach rural folk how to use a shotgun or an electric tazer on them.

I don't want to "4chan" so I didn't offer something impractical and out-of-this-world, like "pouring acid". Might as well call Chuck Norris and ask him to crush the mouse with a roundkick.

P.S. I do hope that they outlawed usage of flamethrowers on rats after WW2

micronesia

United States24752 Posts

December 18 2011 00:28 GMT

#39

On December 18 2011 09:20 LaLuSh wrote:
Came here expecting a girl blog just off the title.

Read the first paragraph, was a bit disappointed, but soon saw micronesia was the author.

Transitioned into expectectations of micronesia MacGyvering his way out of the situation. Inventing some sort of amazing contraption. At the very least of him using the mouse for some physics experiment he'd always wanted to secretly try.

Gonna be honest. Was left half disappointed.

When it's not a mouse I have to deal with... something like that just may happen. But when it's a mouse I'm outta my element.