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Hear ye,hear ye:
In light of the,to say the least,controversial game between Naniwa and Nestea where fans were cheated out of being able to watch a potentially magnificent execution of the 4 gate,Naniwa decided to take the easy way out and "simple folk" rushed the god of Zerg and beacon of light amongst sc2 player,IMNestea.This act of infidelity cannot be tolerated in our world of high morality standards and so the heathen must not only be severely punished to ensure that our little ones do not stray from the path of White-ra and end up in the Fields of BM,but we must prepare the soil for a new foundation to unable such fiend's to spread their mischief ever again.
First and foremost Naniwa needs to be banned from taking part in any kind of competition that involves a mouse,keyboard and probes.
If anyone ever decides to take similar actions he shall be charged with the ESPORTS death penalty-Elly will sprawl on top of them until their bones take on the consistency of flour.
To further enforce righteousness,every best of X will be played to its full length.
No exceptions what so ever.If there is a Bo7 and one player is down 0-4 the other 3 games will be played regardless,to ensure the entertainment of viewers who have worked so hard to obtain their 10 $ ticket and to whom players owe their lives and comfort.
I hope,my brothers and sisters,that this message shall echo through out the world of ESPORTS and will end up in the hands of a noble man,capable of enforcing these rules.
For God,morality
and ESPORTS.
  
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You know what, I give up on this controversy. Fuck this shit.
*boxes probes*
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Estonia4644 Posts
hahahahahha
are you actually serious?
cause this is rather hilarious
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"To further enforce righteousness,every best of X will be played to its full length."
Yes! Let there be no forfeits! Being unavailable for the tournament is no excuse!!!
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On December 14 2011 01:54 fusefuse wrote:
hahahahahha
are you actually serious?
cause this is rather hilarious
Why would I joke around with something like this?
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The dire effects of the game between Naniwa and Nestea are already apparent here. Riots in the streets, pillaging everywhere.
Reporters found that thousands across the nation have dumped their Ikea furniture in the streets with "no gg no skill" written all over it. (they didn't even get their facts right Naniwa did gg!) The people will not stand for this! We demand an official apology from the Swedish prime minister or we will stop buying your Billy bookcases and Sultan mattresses.
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lol a week from now this will be forgotten/replaced by new drama.
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On December 14 2011 02:09 TheKefka wrote:Show nested quote +On December 14 2011 01:54 fusefuse wrote:
hahahahahha
are you actually serious?
cause this is rather hilarious Why would I joke around with something like this?
Because the words at the bottom of your posts say "Cackle"
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Hong Kong9178 Posts
More people need to read this. So much angst and false expectations for artificial manner in this community.
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Denmark1264 Posts
... end up in the Fields of BM
I see what you did there.
I think this whole drama is ridiculous. The game didn't matter and Naniwa was obviously tired and frustrated with himself after losing 3 games in a row. I don't get why the match was even played.
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There aren't enough good games out there to watch in VOD format...we must demand every single live game that doesn't matter be played out to the end. I like the idea of playing out Bo7's to the full 7 games, even if it's 4-0 already...I mean...it's the same thing, right?
I think a lot of people are forgetting that Progamer =! Entertainer.
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Hong Kong9178 Posts
All future matches should be Bo9, all matchups, play every game regardless if someone has 'won' already.
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On December 14 2011 02:45 BansheeDK wrote:I see what you did there. I think this whole drama is ridiculous. The game didn't matter and Naniwa was obviously tired and frustrated with himself after losing 3 games in a row. I don't get why the match was even played.
Yay you found the Easter egg^^
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On December 14 2011 03:00 TheKefka wrote:Show nested quote +On December 14 2011 02:45 BansheeDK wrote:... end up in the Fields of BM I see what you did there. I think this whole drama is ridiculous. The game didn't matter and Naniwa was obviously tired and frustrated with himself after losing 3 games in a row. I don't get why the match was even played. Yay you found the Easter egg^^
Would you say it was an Easter.....Gregg? 
EDIT: Bah fine I changed it. I guess I'm not very.......punny. Ok ok I'm done. :D
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Make it Easter gregg, then
edit: which, against all odds, does contain the two letters "gg"... talk about paradox
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Worst blog I've ever read on TL
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On December 14 2011 04:01 Bumblebee wrote:
Worst blog I've ever read on TL
Wait,you think I'm serious?O_o
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I'm seriously considering deleting my account. This is a reddit thread, not TL.
edit: mostly because there are far too many people who agree with this.
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Somewhere, there ought to be a forum guideline that reads "Always double check self-assured humor content in posts, you probably are not as funny or clever as you think."
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EPT
