I walk to the deli and grab a sandwich and some chocolate milk.
I walk through an isle to go towards the registers and see this guy and girl who have been walking around.
I see the guy take some marshmallows from the shelf and slip it in his coat pocket.
I say to the girl "you're not a very good lookout" and keep walking.
I mention to the cashier that I just saw the dude steal some shit in the candy isle.
Sitting in my car eating my sandwich... watching the same cop from earlier walk out with the guy in cuffs with his girlfriend walking behind begging to let him go.
PLUS ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS HAPPY HALLOWEEN ASSHOLE, HOPE THE MARSHMALLOWS WERE WORTH IT