PuppyKiller, Your time is up - Page 8

On October 22 2011 21:13 Kiante wrote:
puppykiller picking times sayle cant cast. essentially killing esports

On October 22 2011 22:10 puppykiller wrote:
AWE YEAAAAH!!!!!! AND NOW FOR SOME SMACK TALK.




Kunta' Kinte',


I don't know anything about you. For this reason 100% of your persona to me is based solely upon stereotypes. However, this happens to be an advantage for you, as it makes you a much more intimidating opponent than you would be otherwise. I am many times more intimidated by a muscle bound, woman punching, goat-herder, who spends most of his time brewing moonshine in a wigwam, than I am intimidated by a young australasian hobbit who dresses up like Aldaris and parades around his parents house in a demented frenzy, drawing pylons with a blue crayon on every lightbulb.

I am surprised that you challenged me to a grudge match after I insulted you, considering that I am sure you are used to constant put-downs about your play. In fact, the only reason I trashed your play in the first place was because I wanted to fit in with the other noobish players in op teamliquid who find your inability to play the Jedi race a source of great humor and great confusion. Perhaps the reason you spend most of your time lurking on fish is for the benefit of not understanding your opponents disdainful spam.

I don't know why you named the account that you smurfed me on after the medicine that you use to kill the gnats that lay eggs in your rectum. Upon seeing a name that implies such a pitiful existence ask me for a game, I felt an overwhelming burden to go easy on you. Your wins were all flukes, and it is so very very unfortunate that it will take an LR thread and 10 casters to prove this to you.

Whatever happens in these games, I would like you to promise to me that in the end there will be no hard feelings. I will not be able to put an honest effort into winning this bo5 if upon your final GG, I have reason to suspect the terrifying threat of an enraged Aussie sheep-shaver, plunging into the pacific ocean to rope two massive sharks together with nothing but his bare hands and a coil of the collective intestines of a small indigenous village, for the sole intent of riding this bloodthirsty and hellbent raft all the way to California where he will then marathon his way tirelessly to the American Midwest, to ultimately satisfy his maniacal revenge fantasies, only stopping along the way to viciously (and might I add enthusiastically) poison his harpoon with his disgusting case of rectal gnats.

And with that I say good luck to you Kunta' Kinte'. Perhaps in this forthcoming dark moment of defeat, will the testicles you believe missing from me, finally show themselves as they gracefully drop onto your eyes, blocking out all light.

On October 22 2011 22:22 Kiante wrote:

I like how you're trying to make light of this when in reality you're a worthless player who demeans others to try and get some kind of meaning out of life. You may think this is all just some silly bullshit, but i'm 100% serious here son. I'm grudge matching you to put you in your place and we all know how this is going to turn out.

All i can ask is that you pick some fun maps for games 2 and 3 of this series as its obvious i wont get a chance to pick. As for your wall of pointless text you wrote here to try and get people on your side with some light hearted banter, i say fuck you. Fuck you and everything you stand for. I hope once i beat your ass down 3-0 you'll stop and think before you talk trash about other players who are obviously superior too you.

As for putting down the name "Aspition". I'd just like to say that as someone who actually typed in puppykiller in the account name section of both the teamliquid and battle net account creation screens, you really aren't coming from a position of strength.

As for rescheduling, no.

On October 24 2011 04:43 ggggbabybabybaby wrote:
Punishment should be having to listen to this on repeat the entire time you stream.

On October 22 2011 12:25 Trozz wrote:
Pick some awesome maps.

Here's some of my favorites.

These ones are crazy

On October 23 2011 23:01 MasterOfChaos wrote:
Both of you are a disgrace to the Broodwar community. A grudge match must be BO9 all match-ups, not a plain BO5 with your main races.