EPTLast night I watched the IGN stream until LO3 was finished. At this point I had already drank enough to incapacitate a medium sized animal. I took quite a while to get up out of my comfy chair, and make my way from the study to the bathroom. Upon arriving, I relieved myself for the better part of 5 minutes. I then proceeded to totter my way to my bed and clamber in next to my already sleeping wife, waking her in the process. That's when it began.
My first dream segment took me back to my childhood, when I wanted to go see the new Batman movie, Batman Returns I believe. My parents were adamant that I was too young to go see it; and besides, there were more important thing to do with my time anyways.
Next, my subconscious decide to take me back only a few weeks, to a fight with my father. This hardly was an interesting development, as these fights have been occurring for years now. At this point one would believe my subconscious would be taking me through a tour of how dysfunctional my family is or something like that. Wrong. My brain knew it had me up on the ropes as we entered the third dream segment, so it went straight for the balls.
I was at a table. Looking around, I realized that the people there were college pals. Everyone was conversing with each other, except for me. That's when he came. Ominously
"He's gone forever now."
"No he can't be done, he was better than you! How could he lose?!"
"It doesn't matter."
"He'll be back, he will rise again. He's motherfucking Iris!!!!"
He then laughed a deep cartoonishly-evil laugh. I woke up.
Waking up in a cold sweat, almost in tears; I scanned the room quickly. Realizing that it was only just a dream I sighed deeply. My wife, being woke up by my commotion, asked my what was wrong. I told her it was just a bad dream, she then proceeded to ask me where my shirt was.
At this point I'm still not 100% sure how i managed to get my shirt off while sleeping, as I am the calmest sleeper I know. Has this happened to anyone else? It kind of freaks me out a little.
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PS: I hate you GGPlay, Iris was clearly a much better player than you. He even had a resurgence some years later, while you floundered out of the scene. Fuck you.
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PPS: Flash, I actually only became a Jaedong fan because I heard you beat Iris. Fuck you too.
