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Printer Rage

Blogs > PenguinWithNuke
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PenguinWithNuke
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
250 Posts
September 01 2011 00:44 GMT
#1
Dear Printer,

You are a fucking stupid piece of shit. Would it kill you to print something without chewing paper, wasting ink, or getting the wrong document. Die, fucker, die.

I fucking hate you.







Proper blog to come soon.

*****
spoolinoveryou
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States503 Posts
September 01 2011 00:57 GMT
#2
Cool story bro.

Now print this blog out.
whats good?
BloodNinja
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2791 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-01 00:59:15
September 01 2011 00:58 GMT
#3
So this is you:

(Lyrics NSFW)
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
September 01 2011 01:06 GMT
#4
lol I instantly thought of this:

[image loading]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/printers
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9162 Posts
September 01 2011 01:10 GMT
#5


Printers really are terrible machines.
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
iamperfection
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States9645 Posts
September 01 2011 01:15 GMT
#6
I remember when i had to upgrade my computer at work from windows vista to some other crappy version of windows vista. I didnt realize one little printer could cause so many problems.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=406168&currentpage=78#1551
Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
September 01 2011 01:40 GMT
#7
Oh my god I have a printer at my work that I want to kill too. Every 5 fucking pages it has to stop and INITIALIZE, CLEANING, CLEANING, CLEANING, INITIALIZING, CLEANING.....I printed a 80 page report today and it tool 17 fucking mins. 3 CLEANING sessions and 2 paper jams......

/rant off
RIP MBC Game Hero
Leyra
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1222 Posts
September 01 2011 01:46 GMT
#8
I'm so happy that other people immediately went to Office Space when they saw this title.
Pangpootata
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1838 Posts
September 01 2011 02:38 GMT
#9
[image loading]
CooDu
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia899 Posts
September 01 2011 02:45 GMT
#10
On September 01 2011 09:58 BloodNinja wrote:
So this is you:

(Lyrics NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0_S_EdZ_I8


Hahaha I instantly thought of this when I read the blog. Good show sir, fine form indeed.
Just a simple guy, going wherever this journey takes me.
FlopTurnReaver
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Switzerland1980 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-01 03:17:42
September 01 2011 03:17 GMT
#11
Hah reminds me on this good old video about how to fix a printer.

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XZ2RceutYI

I know, hardly anyone will understand what he sais but if you go to somewhere around 2:50 you'll get the point.
Check out @MapOfTheMonth on Twitter and under http://bit.ly/motmorg
Geovu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Estonia1344 Posts
September 01 2011 04:02 GMT
#12
On September 01 2011 10:06 JeeJee wrote:
lol I instantly thought of this:

[image loading]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/printers

Was going to post this lol.


WHY ARE YOU OUT OF CYAN I NEVER PRINT W/ COLORS ARRRAGAJGGGGGGGGGGGHAERG!!!!!!?
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