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pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
August 05 2011 18:41 GMT
#1
Basically, if you've read my last blog, you'll know I've been struggling with anxiety and hypochondria to the point that it was severely impairing my ability to do anything at all. I had yet another procedure performed on me yesterday to check for the cancer which I was positive was in my esophagus. This makes a total of six doctors, including two throat specialists, I've seen in the past two months. Yesterday after my procedure, I heard what I've been hearing all along: there is no cancer, it's just bad inflammation from acid reflux.

Except after this doctor visit, my mom told me that she's terrified I'm going to lose my mind if I stay here any longer and she had a long talk with me and said that she's sending me to live with my father's relatives who live in a city close to Linz in Austria.

My mind shut down. This was the absolute last thing I was expecting. My dad was born in Austria in the late 1930s, he was one of thirteen kids, and his parents were dairy farmers or something. He left after the war and settled in Suriname which is where I was born and raised. I've only ever seen his family a few times in my life, mostly as a young kid when we'd make trips to Germany to visit his closest brother.

But she said that after my dad died, she's been keeping in constant contact with everyone. They're all spread out now. Some in Austria, some in Germany, and some of their kids and their kid's kids are all spread over Europe now for studying or working or god knows what. Two of his sisters and their kids (who are in their forties now) and their young kids (around ten years old or so) are all living close to each other in Austria and they, apparently, are very eager to look after me and spend time with me and made a very generous offer which my mom didn't want to refuse.

So I agreed and I'll be leaving sometime in September. I asked my sister if she wanted to go with me, but she said it would probably be better if I went on my own without her around to bother me. And I agreed with her because she is a cunt.

What exactly can Austrians on TL tell me about this area?

****
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
Gatsbi
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1134 Posts
August 05 2011 18:47 GMT
#2
"And I agreed with her because she is a cunt."

lmao
"IF WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW IS MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE KNOWN. THEN YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN ANYTHINIG YET." - Rev Kojo Smith
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
August 05 2011 18:50 GMT
#3
Sounds awesome. You, my friend, have taken the fake sick to skip school gag to a whole new level.

On a serious note though, would it help you out at all to tell yourself, "Hey, even if I have cancer, I don't care, I'm going to make the best of my time?" Seems pointless to agonize over it. Your body's gonna do what it wants to do. Eat right, sleep right, exercise right. Beyond that, it's up to fate.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
August 05 2011 18:51 GMT
#4
lol

don't know anything about austria, but i hope the move goes well!
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
August 05 2011 18:53 GMT
#5
do you wanna go? from the tone of your blog, it sounds like you're indifferent. just curious.
DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
August 05 2011 18:54 GMT
#6
On August 06 2011 03:50 StorkHwaiting wrote:
Sounds awesome. You, my friend, have taken the fake sick to skip school gag to a whole new level.

On a serious note though, would it help you out at all to tell yourself, "Hey, even if I have cancer, I don't care, I'm going to make the best of my time?" Seems pointless to agonize over it. Your body's gonna do what it wants to do. Eat right, sleep right, exercise right. Beyond that, it's up to fate.



Ya. And what would you do if you did have cancer? Live the best life while your time remains yes?
So you dont have cancer, you should be doing that anyways.
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
RedJustice
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1004 Posts
August 05 2011 18:56 GMT
#7
I absolutely cannot fathom how you have convinced yourself of this. XDDDDD

I think you need to tell yourself you don't have cancer every morning, and stop worrying about it... cause even if you do, nothing you can do about it except hope you come out in the ___% that survives... and even if you survived YOU WOULD STILL EVENTUALLY DIE.

So... gl hf in Austria? :D Away from your cunt sister? lol

Sadly I have no experience there, but I suggest you try to see as many historical and cultural sites as possible while you are traipsing around Europe.
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
August 05 2011 18:56 GMT
#8
Austria has mountains.

Mountains, fyi, ARE FRICKING AWESOME.

Also I go hiking there every year and go snowboarding there, not every year.

TLDR: MOUNTAINS.
Knap4life
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Slovenia333 Posts
August 05 2011 19:01 GMT
#9
I bet my ass you gonna enjoy yourself a lot more in Austria than in USA. Much more peaceful and not to mention the gorgeous sights at the Alps. If you enjoy hiking than you gonna love Austria.
PaC_
Profile Joined April 2011
Austria25 Posts
August 05 2011 19:02 GMT
#10
Well I'm living not far away from Linz (about an hour with car) so maybe i can tell you something about the area, depending on what do you want to know. All i can say right know is that upper austrians (cause Linz is located in upper austria) are the most nicest guys amongst all other austrians, at least in my mind, although i'm from styria ^^
Competition is in the nature of the game. You won a championship? Gratz. Go back to practicing, because if you don't you are going to be competed away. That's it.
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
August 05 2011 19:03 GMT
#11
rofl.

Get better man and have fun in Austria.
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OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
August 05 2011 19:05 GMT
#12
I went to Vienna when I was in high school, and got to see the Vienna Philharmonic - it was awesome! Maybe it's just Vienna, but I have this impression that Austrian people love classical music. Lots of historic (arts / music related) places to visit.
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N3rV[Green]
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1935 Posts
August 05 2011 19:12 GMT
#13
Go Skiing/snowboarding. That's all I know abuot Austria.

Either way, getting yourself into a new world should do wonders for helping your mind.
Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong.
Laerties
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States361 Posts
August 05 2011 19:18 GMT
#14
I've never been to austria but I know its really beautiful. I am sure no matter where you end up you will be living somewhere great.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
August 05 2011 19:20 GMT
#15
Whoa, wild shit man!
Your condition also sounds psychological, I forget the name, but who the fuck cares!

Austria man, fun shit!
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
August 05 2011 19:23 GMT
#16
On August 06 2011 04:20 Torte de Lini wrote:
Whoa, wild shit man!
Your condition also sounds psychological, I forget the name, but who the fuck cares!

Austria man, fun shit!


Lol torte... he wrote it in the first line of his OP: Hypochondria.
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
August 05 2011 19:27 GMT
#17
Good luck pubbanna. I've stayed in Vienna with friends and it was great. I loved Austria!

I hope you use this time to reflect and really try to focus on your anxiety and fear. Try checking out a few books on cognitive behavioral therapy to help with the hypochondria.

Wish you only the best and keep us updated on your experiences!
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
August 05 2011 19:29 GMT
#18
Sounds like an adventure! should certainly get your mind off of things.

"And I agreed with her because she is a cunt."

haha
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
August 05 2011 19:30 GMT
#19
On August 06 2011 04:23 StorkHwaiting wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2011 04:20 Torte de Lini wrote:
Whoa, wild shit man!
Your condition also sounds psychological, I forget the name, but who the fuck cares!

Austria man, fun shit!


Lol torte... he wrote it in the first line of his OP: Hypochondria.


That's not a psychological condition o.o
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kaisr
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada715 Posts
August 05 2011 19:37 GMT
#20
it is
NonY
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
8748 Posts
August 05 2011 19:38 GMT
#21
On August 06 2011 04:30 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2011 04:23 StorkHwaiting wrote:
On August 06 2011 04:20 Torte de Lini wrote:
Whoa, wild shit man!
Your condition also sounds psychological, I forget the name, but who the fuck cares!

Austria man, fun shit!


Lol torte... he wrote it in the first line of his OP: Hypochondria.


That's not a psychological condition o.o

Hypochondria is a psychological condition. Perhaps you were thinking of hypotension (low blood pressure)? And the other condition you might be thinking of is Münchausen syndrome, which is like hypochondria with a twist, the twist being that they do it for attention.
"Fucking up is part of it. If you can't fail, you have to always win. And I don't think you can always win." Elliott Smith ---------- Yet no sudden rage darkened his face, and his eyes were calm as they studied her. Then he smiled. 'Witness.'
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-05 19:49:41
August 05 2011 19:40 GMT
#22
On August 06 2011 03:47 Gatsbi wrote:
"And I agreed with her because she is a cunt."

lmao


She is. The year before she left for college, my mother was deathly ill with some awful stomach virus and she was stumbling to the bathroom (which is right beside my room) and I guess her bowels let loose and she defecated right outside of my door. And my cunt sister yelled my name and said "come here" knowing that I would come out of my room and step right in it.

And I did.


On August 06 2011 03:50 StorkHwaiting wrote:
Sounds awesome. You, my friend, have taken the fake sick to skip school gag to a whole new level.

On a serious note though, would it help you out at all to tell yourself, "Hey, even if I have cancer, I don't care, I'm going to make the best of my time?" Seems pointless to agonize over it. Your body's gonna do what it wants to do. Eat right, sleep right, exercise right. Beyond that, it's up to fate.


It does seem like I've found myself in an exciting position because I'm a hypochondriac psycho. As for your serious note, I don't view this from a perspective of life and death so much as from a perspective of time. I know I'm going to die, but I want to die when I'm old. Not now. Not in my twenties. I'm too scared right now to die right now.

On August 06 2011 03:51 CTStalker wrote:
lol

don't know anything about austria, but i hope the move goes well!


Thank you so much.

On August 06 2011 03:53 ieatkids5 wrote:
do you wanna go? from the tone of your blog, it sounds like you're indifferent. just curious.


It's not that I'm indifferent, I just don't know what to expect at all. I'm excited, actually.


On August 06 2011 03:56 DwmC_Foefen wrote:
Austria has mountains.

Mountains, fyi, ARE FRICKING AWESOME.

Also I go hiking there every year and go snowboarding there, not every year.

TLDR: MOUNTAINS.


You're from Belgium, I love Jean Claude Van Damme and Eddy Merckx so much. Also the Tintin cartoons.

On August 06 2011 04:01 Knap4life wrote:
I bet my ass you gonna enjoy yourself a lot more in Austria than in USA. Much more peaceful and not to mention the gorgeous sights at the Alps. If you enjoy hiking than you gonna love Austria.


I hate the United States. Actually, I just hate the people. And I've never been hiking because Americans are too overworked, underpaid, and too sick from lack of quality healthcare to have any time to do anything. You Europeans have a six week holiday, us Americans have an eight day vacation that we spend doing nothing expect drinking a beer while sitting in a chair. You're also from Slovenia, I've read all the works of your philosopher Slavoj Zizek. I love reading things he wrote and then memorizing them and saying them to people during conversations and feeling smart.

On August 06 2011 04:02 PaC_ wrote:
Well I'm living not far away from Linz (about an hour with car) so maybe i can tell you something about the area, depending on what do you want to know. All i can say right know is that upper austrians (cause Linz is located in upper austria) are the most nicest guys amongst all other austrians, at least in my mind, although i'm from styria ^^


Oh, this is perfect. I don't even know where to begin as far as what I want to know. Just tell me everything you want, I'm grateful for any information. Also, what exactly is the German dialect they speak there? We always spoke German when I was a kid, but I don't know how well I'll be understood.

On August 06 2011 04:05 OpticalShot wrote:
I went to Vienna when I was in high school, and got to see the Vienna Philharmonic - it was awesome! Maybe it's just Vienna, but I have this impression that Austrian people love classical music. Lots of historic (arts / music related) places to visit.


You may be right about that that. My dad was not a man of education or erudition, but he would always play classical music and yell at me to listen to it while he was drunk. And also another trait all the Germanic people seem to share is that they are fucking obsessed with the weather. My parents would blame every bad mood and Law and Order re-run on the weather.

On August 06 2011 04:27 Rayzorblade wrote:
Good luck pubbanna. I've stayed in Vienna with friends and it was great. I loved Austria!

I hope you use this time to reflect and really try to focus on your anxiety and fear. Try checking out a few books on cognitive behavioral therapy to help with the hypochondria.

Wish you only the best and keep us updated on your experiences!


I loved your post in my other thread and I think I remember seeing your picture posted somewhere before and you looked like a matinee idol. But you never spell my ID correctly.

On August 06 2011 04:30 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2011 04:23 StorkHwaiting wrote:
On August 06 2011 04:20 Torte de Lini wrote:
Whoa, wild shit man!
Your condition also sounds psychological, I forget the name, but who the fuck cares!

Austria man, fun shit!


Lol torte... he wrote it in the first line of his OP: Hypochondria.


That's not a psychological condition o.o


I'm positive I have some sort of psychological condition. I've had some sort of anxiety ever since I was a kid. I was actually borderline bulimic during my mid-teens. I'd only eat one apple a day and run five miles and ride a stationary bike for an hour with a trash bag with a hole in it over my body and a sweatshirt over that during the summer. My mom got so scared and angry over that and she grabbed me by my neck while I was standing outside on the phone one day and pushed my head down to the ground and screamed "If you don't start eating, I'll make you eat this fucking grass."


Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-05 19:41:52
August 05 2011 19:41 GMT
#23
On August 06 2011 04:38 Liquid`Tyler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2011 04:30 Torte de Lini wrote:
On August 06 2011 04:23 StorkHwaiting wrote:
On August 06 2011 04:20 Torte de Lini wrote:
Whoa, wild shit man!
Your condition also sounds psychological, I forget the name, but who the fuck cares!

Austria man, fun shit!


Lol torte... he wrote it in the first line of his OP: Hypochondria.


That's not a psychological condition o.o

Hypochondria is a psychological condition. Perhaps you were thinking of hypotension (low blood pressure)? And the other condition you might be thinking of is Münchausen syndrome, which is like hypochondria with a twist, the twist being that they do it for attention.


I think I was just thinking of the wrong name then.

I'd have to consult my books, but I thought it started with hyper or chronic something.
Ah well, thanks for the correction guys.

edit: Hypochondriasis!
Oh... same thing.

Whoops ;D! That's what I was thinking, my bad, big apologies~
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Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
August 05 2011 19:42 GMT
#24
On August 06 2011 03:47 Gatsbi wrote:
"And I agreed with her because she is a cunt."

lmao

Ahahaha.

5/5 for quite a chuckle.
God Bless
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
August 05 2011 19:47 GMT
#25
Yah, I gotta admit for a guy who is suffering from a pretty serious psychological condition and worried over your own life, you have a very infectious sort of enthusiasm in your writing pubbanana. And your family stories are fking hilarious.

Cheers to you man. Hope you get well and have a blast in Austria. I hear the girls there are smoking too and cultured. I dno, if not for the hypochondria, it'd sound like heaven to me.
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
August 05 2011 20:09 GMT
#26
On August 06 2011 04:47 StorkHwaiting wrote:
Yah, I gotta admit for a guy who is suffering from a pretty serious psychological condition and worried over your own life, you have a very infectious sort of enthusiasm in your writing pubbanana. And your family stories are fking hilarious.

Cheers to you man. Hope you get well and have a blast in Austria. I hear the girls there are smoking too and cultured. I dno, if not for the hypochondria, it'd sound like heaven to me.


It's because Teamliquid always puts me in a better mood.

Oh my god, yes, they are very pretty. When I was a kid and we would take our vacations to Germany, I was always blown away by how gorgeous everyone there looked. Even the guys selling apples on the corner looked like they were GQ models.

I remember during one visit to Germany, a family friend had a daughter who was visiting from some university in Italy or something and I was a very small kid and I would sit on the floor and pull her sock off a little bit and she'd giggle and bend down and pull it back up and I kept doing it because I could see down her shirt, sort of.


Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
g0G0RandOm
Profile Joined December 2004
Switzerland80 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-05 20:15:51
August 05 2011 20:15 GMT
#27
On August 06 2011 04:30 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2011 04:23 StorkHwaiting wrote:
On August 06 2011 04:20 Torte de Lini wrote:
Whoa, wild shit man!
Your condition also sounds psychological, I forget the name, but who the fuck cares!

Austria man, fun shit!


Lol torte... he wrote it in the first line of his OP: Hypochondria.


That's not a psychological condition o.o


Yes it is, ypochondriasis or hypochondria (sometimes referred to as health phobia or health anxiety) refers to excessive preoccupation or worry about having a serious illness.


Source : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypochondriasis
Cry me a river
lOvOlUNiMEDiA
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States643 Posts
August 05 2011 21:44 GMT
#28
Man, go see a psychologist. They really can teach you how to relate, understand and act with your fears. You need to do this. I suffered from hypochondria for four years. Everyday I had anxiety that I was going to die. Then I finally saw a psychologist and was able to learn.
To say that I'm missing the point, you would first have to show that such work can have a point.
SilentchiLL
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany1405 Posts
August 05 2011 21:53 GMT
#29
On August 06 2011 05:09 pubbanana wrote:

I remember during one visit to Germany, a family friend had a daughter who was visiting from some university in Italy or something and I was a very small kid and I would sit on the floor and pull her sock off a little bit and she'd giggle and bend down and pull it back up and I kept doing it because I could see down her shirt, sort of.


You sir, are a fucking genius, and I'd pay money to buy a book about your life.
Also 5/5, because the flame directed to your sister made me laugh hard.
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Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17726 Posts
August 05 2011 21:57 GMT
#30
You are one of my favorite posters on tl.
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
GrapeD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada679 Posts
August 05 2011 22:04 GMT
#31
I wish you luck and chill times in Australia!
Some people hurt people. I defenestrate those people.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
August 05 2011 22:04 GMT
#32
On August 06 2011 05:15 g0G0RandOm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2011 04:30 Torte de Lini wrote:
On August 06 2011 04:23 StorkHwaiting wrote:
On August 06 2011 04:20 Torte de Lini wrote:
Whoa, wild shit man!
Your condition also sounds psychological, I forget the name, but who the fuck cares!

Austria man, fun shit!


Lol torte... he wrote it in the first line of his OP: Hypochondria.


That's not a psychological condition o.o


Yes it is, ypochondriasis or hypochondria (sometimes referred to as health phobia or health anxiety) refers to excessive preoccupation or worry about having a serious illness.


Source : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypochondriasis


reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad the rest of the posts champ
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PaC_
Profile Joined April 2011
Austria25 Posts
August 05 2011 22:05 GMT
#33
On August 06 2011 04:40 pubbanana wrote:


Oh, this is perfect. I don't even know where to begin as far as what I want to know. Just tell me everything you want, I'm grateful for any information. Also, what exactly is the German dialect they speak there? We always spoke German when I was a kid, but I don't know how well I'll be understood.



Well Austria itself can be considered as a quite nice country to live in. We have a very high standard of living, 5-6 weeks of vacation (as you already said), quite a good health care system and were are very religious (because of that we have quite a few "legal holidays")
I know there's a lot of stereotypes about austrians, f.e. that we are laid back and only drinking beer and eating fucking wiener schnitzel all day long (there are a lot more i know) --> well i have to say some of them are kinda true, we are really drinking a lot of beer and eating schnitzel xD

Anyways, some said mountains (and all the stuff you can do on/in/in front of/on top of them) already, the area around linz and wels its rather flat, with only a few hills, but don't panic there are mountains of course not that far away

And the dialect: well i would say there are a lot of different dialects depending in which area of austria you are, and none of them can be considered as real german, as they speak it in germany (well in vienna maybe). But if you speak german we will of course understand you, but you will have some problems to understand us maybe if we don't speak "real" german.

hope that helped a bit
Competition is in the nature of the game. You won a championship? Gratz. Go back to practicing, because if you don't you are going to be competed away. That's it.
Ropid
Profile Joined March 2009
Germany3557 Posts
August 05 2011 22:12 GMT
#34
On August 06 2011 04:40 pubbanana wrote:
I was actually borderline bulimic during my mid-teens. I'd only eat one apple a day and run five miles and ride a stationary bike for an hour with a trash bag with a hole in it over my body and a sweatshirt over that during the summer.

You describe anorexia. Being bulimic is that disappearing to the bathroom and vomiting in secret after lunch and dinner business.
"My goal is to replace my soul with coffee and become immortal."
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
August 05 2011 22:22 GMT
#35
On August 06 2011 07:05 PaC_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2011 04:40 pubbanana wrote:


Oh, this is perfect. I don't even know where to begin as far as what I want to know. Just tell me everything you want, I'm grateful for any information. Also, what exactly is the German dialect they speak there? We always spoke German when I was a kid, but I don't know how well I'll be understood.



Well Austria itself can be considered as a quite nice country to live in. We have a very high standard of living, 5-6 weeks of vacation (as you already said), quite a good health care system and were are very religious (because of that we have quite a few "legal holidays")
I know there's a lot of stereotypes about austrians, f.e. that we are laid back and only drinking beer and eating fucking wiener schnitzel all day long (there are a lot more i know) --> well i have to say some of them are kinda true, we are really drinking a lot of beer and eating schnitzel xD

Anyways, some said mountains (and all the stuff you can do on/in/in front of/on top of them) already, the area around linz and wels its rather flat, with only a few hills, but don't panic there are mountains of course not that far away

And the dialect: well i would say there are a lot of different dialects depending in which area of austria you are, and none of them can be considered as real german, as they speak it in germany (well in vienna maybe). But if you speak german we will of course understand you, but you will have some problems to understand us maybe if we don't speak "real" german.

hope that helped a bit


Sounds like a cool country. How widespread is English in Austria? Enough to get around np without local help?
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-05 22:34:55
August 05 2011 22:34 GMT
#36
Yeop http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=219532#13

Thanks, man ... I've always admired Switzerland. I wouldn't worry as much if I lived there with your free healthcare and fresh, local food and reliable public transportation.


(: (: (: Well now you get to, fancy that (: (: (:

Ya really dude I've felt like traveling on trains through the alps 'n shit for a while, and I'd really like to pop over next door and see what's up, would that be down? (I got to Uni in Oct so Sept=k_fine)
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marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
August 05 2011 22:35 GMT
#37
Well, I heard austria is near germany, and germany has a lot of good SC2 players.

What i'm saying is that everybody in Austria is great at SC2. Including your old family. Take the oppertunity (^_^)=b
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Vansetsu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1454 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-05 23:21:55
August 05 2011 23:21 GMT
#38
Well... like I said in one of your other posts, make sure you seek psychological help. Quitting smoking, if you can, will do wonders for your anxiety as well; 1. No more stimulant/depressant factor and nicotine to throw your chemicals off worse than they are 2. Your biggest problem revolves around throat cancer and the acid reflux that makes you more worried you have it... quitting smoking can alleviate both of those things.

Enjoy your trip, just make sure to be proactive about your health. You have had plenty of great advice given to you, but I usually just see that instead of getting help for your condition you just give into getting help for you imagined conditions instead.

Not trying to be an ass, just saying please try to deal with the problem so it doesn't keep ruining your quality of life. (And maybe the next post blog post you put up on TL will be more positive lol)

Again, Hope you enjoy your trip.
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32044 Posts
August 05 2011 23:35 GMT
#39
On August 06 2011 07:05 PaC_ wrote:
I know there's a lot of stereotypes about austrians, f.e. that we are laid back and only drinking beer and eating fucking wiener schnitzel all day long (there are a lot more i know)


Stereotypes are supposed to be bad. I want to do that

hope the adventure helps you get your head on straight! gl!
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MaGariShun
Profile Joined May 2010
Austria305 Posts
August 05 2011 23:51 GMT
#40
On August 06 2011 07:22 StorkHwaiting wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2011 07:05 PaC_ wrote:
On August 06 2011 04:40 pubbanana wrote:


Oh, this is perfect. I don't even know where to begin as far as what I want to know. Just tell me everything you want, I'm grateful for any information. Also, what exactly is the German dialect they speak there? We always spoke German when I was a kid, but I don't know how well I'll be understood.



Well Austria itself can be considered as a quite nice country to live in. We have a very high standard of living, 5-6 weeks of vacation (as you already said), quite a good health care system and were are very religious (because of that we have quite a few "legal holidays")
I know there's a lot of stereotypes about austrians, f.e. that we are laid back and only drinking beer and eating fucking wiener schnitzel all day long (there are a lot more i know) --> well i have to say some of them are kinda true, we are really drinking a lot of beer and eating schnitzel xD

Anyways, some said mountains (and all the stuff you can do on/in/in front of/on top of them) already, the area around linz and wels its rather flat, with only a few hills, but don't panic there are mountains of course not that far away

And the dialect: well i would say there are a lot of different dialects depending in which area of austria you are, and none of them can be considered as real german, as they speak it in germany (well in vienna maybe). But if you speak german we will of course understand you, but you will have some problems to understand us maybe if we don't speak "real" german.

hope that helped a bit


Sounds like a cool country. How widespread is English in Austria? Enough to get around np without local help?


Depends on where you are and who your are talking too. If you are in some rural area talking to people over 30 then it might be hard, but everyone has to learn english at school and in the more touristic areas almost everyone involved with tourists has basic english knowledge. Without knowing where exactly you are going to live we can't tell you much.

As for the dialect: As already mentioned, austrian dialects are quite different from standard german (even most german dialects are), but in schools you have to speak "Hochdeutsch" (standard german) so everyone is able to speak and understand clean german (maybe with a slight accent) and it is still the official language of the country.

Basically find out where exactly you are gonna live and we'll tell you the details
Skilledblob
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany3392 Posts
August 06 2011 00:10 GMT
#41
when Austrians speak standard german it sounds pretty awesome. at least the ones I met in the area around Salzburg did.
The people from Vienna who I met were mostly assholes though :o

But OP be happy that your mum send you to austria because they tend to be nicer. Germans would call you out on the bullshit you are pulling.
SilentchiLL
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany1405 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-06 02:48:01
August 06 2011 02:43 GMT
#42
About the accent:
Try not to get the one that is spoken there, speak clean Highgerman instead(not that having an accent is bad or anything:D), because if you ever meet a german girl the accent will probably fuck up dirty-talking badly for you, since about 90% of the accents spoken there are funny as hell for germans(just like a few of those, which you can find in germany^^).
I got a buddy in teamspeak who always sounds funny to me, even if he's tottally angry and ranting about something, I sincerely hope that I never meet him in ts when his gf leaves him or something even more serious happens to him or a member of his family, because chuckling about the way he speaks would be really mean.
Oh and there's a story about dirty talking and a girl who I met on a classtrip, but she just came from a region in south-east-bavaria, which is very close to austria, but not in austria itself.
The story ended with the loss of my erection, when she said something, which would've been pretty hot if she wouldn't have spoken with that hilarious accent... I guess it was still kinda hot, but I just couldn't notice it, because I was lying naked on the floor and couldn't stop laughing and thought I would die from laughing when she asked me if I'm alright or if I need help.
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pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-06 02:53:18
August 06 2011 02:46 GMT
#43
On August 06 2011 07:05 PaC_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2011 04:40 pubbanana wrote:


Oh, this is perfect. I don't even know where to begin as far as what I want to know. Just tell me everything you want, I'm grateful for any information. Also, what exactly is the German dialect they speak there? We always spoke German when I was a kid, but I don't know how well I'll be understood.



Well Austria itself can be considered as a quite nice country to live in. We have a very high standard of living, 5-6 weeks of vacation (as you already said), quite a good health care system and were are very religious (because of that we have quite a few "legal holidays")
I know there's a lot of stereotypes about austrians, f.e. that we are laid back and only drinking beer and eating fucking wiener schnitzel all day long (there are a lot more i know) --> well i have to say some of them are kinda true, we are really drinking a lot of beer and eating schnitzel xD

Anyways, some said mountains (and all the stuff you can do on/in/in front of/on top of them) already, the area around linz and wels its rather flat, with only a few hills, but don't panic there are mountains of course not that far away

And the dialect: well i would say there are a lot of different dialects depending in which area of austria you are, and none of them can be considered as real german, as they speak it in germany (well in vienna maybe). But if you speak german we will of course understand you, but you will have some problems to understand us maybe if we don't speak "real" german.

hope that helped a bit


I've never been to any mountains or been skiing or snowboarding in my life, I'm so excited. The only thing I know about montainclimbing is what I know from watching documentaries about Reinhold Messner. I saw the new movie about him called Nanga Parbat.

Those dialects, especially those Allemanic dialects in Switzerland, sound very, very funny to me. Almost like an Italian speaking German, the accent is so weird. Actually, I remember in high school there was a female exchange student from Asutria and I had an art class with her and I tried to impress her by naming old Austrian schlager singers that I knew and speaking to her in German. She giggled a lot so I guess she understood me just fine.

If you live around Linz, you should come to the mountains with me. Wir sollten Alkohol mitbringen.

On August 06 2011 07:34 bITt.mAN wrote:
Yeop http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=219532#13

Show nested quote +
Thanks, man ... I've always admired Switzerland. I wouldn't worry as much if I lived there with your free healthcare and fresh, local food and reliable public transportation.


(: (: (: Well now you get to, fancy that (: (: (:

Ya really dude I've felt like traveling on trains through the alps 'n shit for a while, and I'd really like to pop over next door and see what's up, would that be down? (I got to Uni in Oct so Sept=k_fine)


Well, it's not quite Switzerland, but it's close. Of course, come over to visit me.

On August 06 2011 08:21 Vansetsu wrote:
Well... like I said in one of your other posts, make sure you seek psychological help. Quitting smoking, if you can, will do wonders for your anxiety as well; 1. No more stimulant/depressant factor and nicotine to throw your chemicals off worse than they are 2. Your biggest problem revolves around throat cancer and the acid reflux that makes you more worried you have it... quitting smoking can alleviate both of those things.

Enjoy your trip, just make sure to be proactive about your health. You have had plenty of great advice given to you, but I usually just see that instead of getting help for your condition you just give into getting help for you imagined conditions instead.

Not trying to be an ass, just saying please try to deal with the problem so it doesn't keep ruining your quality of life. (And maybe the next post blog post you put up on TL will be more positive lol)

Again, Hope you enjoy your trip.


It'll be more positive because I won't write another one until I have something nice to say.

On August 06 2011 09:10 Skilledblob wrote:
when Austrians speak standard german it sounds pretty awesome. at least the ones I met in the area around Salzburg did.
The people from Vienna who I met were mostly assholes though :o

But OP be happy that your mum send you to austria because they tend to be nicer. Germans would call you out on the bullshit you are pulling.


I am not "pulling" anything, sir. Okay, maybe I am but it's not on purpose. I'm gonna bite you if you say that again.

That's funny everyone keeps saying the conventional wisdom about Austrians is that they're nicer to Germans. That's great, of course, but a long time ago during my parent's time, I guess that stereotype didn't exist because my mom would always say that Austrians were too strict and they're either laughing or they're crying, like crazy people. Or maybe she was just talking about my dad and not Austrians in general.

On August 06 2011 11:43 SilentchiLL wrote:
About the accent:
Try not to get the one that is spoken there, speak clean Highgerman instead(not that having an accent is bad or anything:D), because if you ever meet a german girl the accent will probably fuck up dirty-talking badly for you, since about 90% of the accents spoken there are funny as hell for germans(just like a few of those, which you can find in germany^^).
I got a buddy in teamspeak who always sounds funny to me, even if he's tottally angry and ranting about something, I sincerely hope that I never meet him in ts when his gf leaves him or something even more serious happens to him or a member of his family, because chuckling about the way he speaks would be really mean.
Oh and there's a story about dirty talking and a girl who I met on a classtrip, but she just came from a region in south-east-bavaria, which is very close to austria, but not in austria itself.
The story ended with the loss of my erection, when she said something, which would've been pretty hot if she wouldn't have spoken with that hilarious accent... I guess it was still kinda hot, but I just couldn't notice it, because I was lying naked on the floor and couldn't stop laughing and thought I would die from laughing when she asked me if I'm alright or if I need help.


Catholic Bavarian girls, delicious.

Wonderful story, my friend.



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SilentchiLL
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany1405 Posts
August 06 2011 02:57 GMT
#44
About the austrians are nicer than germans thing, you might wanna read this blog from zatic about the different stereotypes about germans from different regions from germany:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=176649
Btw if you read all of his blog entries definitly read the comments, sometimes they're even funnier than the blog itself (the story in the comments, of the asian guy who was sent into a german sauna and didn't know that they're mixed here made me fall of my chair)
Oh and easy women and dirty porn fuck yeah!
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pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
August 06 2011 04:15 GMT
#45
On August 06 2011 11:57 SilentchiLL wrote:
About the austrians are nicer than germans thing, you might wanna read this blog from zatic about the different stereotypes about germans from different regions from germany:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=176649
Btw if you read all of his blog entries definitly read the comments, sometimes they're even funnier than the blog itself (the story in the comments, of the asian guy who was sent into a german sauna and didn't know that they're mixed here made me fall of my chair)
Oh and easy women and dirty porn fuck yeah!


East Germans are less wealthy and like bananas killed me omg

Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
August 06 2011 05:43 GMT
#46
Austria... I think some folks named VonTrap live there...
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pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
August 06 2011 06:21 GMT
#47
On August 06 2011 14:43 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Austria... I think some folks named VonTrap live there...


No Sound of Music or Hitler references allowed.

Unless you want to, then go ahead.
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PaC_
Profile Joined April 2011
Austria25 Posts
August 06 2011 08:03 GMT
#48
most important export from Austria: RedBull (just btw^^)

i don't give a fuck about mountains to be honest, cause i'm surrounded from them, there everywhere and i don't get it climbing on them just to climb down later on :D
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pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-06 10:22:34
August 06 2011 10:21 GMT
#49
On August 06 2011 17:03 PaC_ wrote:
most important export from Austria: RedBull (just btw^^)

i don't give a fuck about mountains to be honest, cause i'm surrounded from them, there everywhere and i don't get it climbing on them just to climb down later on :D


Well, of course, when you live there and it's your home, you don't find it special or unique at all. But I've never seen actual mountain in my life.

Actually, I just typed this so my thread would be up somewhere near the top of the blogs because I went out drinking and told my friends the news and they were so happy and I kept on drinking and I'm drunk and I want people to keep talking to me.

I love you all








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MaGariShun
Profile Joined May 2010
Austria305 Posts
August 06 2011 10:56 GMT
#50
Sorry to disappoint you, but directly around Linz there are no mountains. You'd have to travel an hour ot two to get to some decent ones.
jacen
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Austria3644 Posts
August 06 2011 11:17 GMT
#51
Linz is, after Eisenstadt, probably the most ugly large city in Austria imho. Sry to say
If you do trips, check out Salzburg. It is probably the most stereotypical Austrian city, but also expensive as hell.

Just learn to ski/snowboard well and don't wave your US flag too much then the locals will like/love you.
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pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
August 06 2011 11:50 GMT
#52
On August 06 2011 19:56 MaGariShun wrote:
Sorry to disappoint you, but directly around Linz there are no mountains. You'd have to travel an hour ot two to get to some decent ones.


i've never seena mountain in my life, maybe i'll see one, amybe i won't


On August 06 2011 20:17 jacen wrote:
Linz is, after Eisenstadt, probably the most ugly large city in Austria imho. Sry to say
If you do trips, check out Salzburg. It is probably the most stereotypical Austrian city, but also expensive as hell.

Just learn to ski/snowboard well and don't wave your US flag too much then the locals will like/love you.


i hate this country and all of these people, never will wave that flag anywhere


i'm too intoxicated and poisoned to care so i'll tell you babies a story with PICTURES

my friend was to friends with a girl, she was so pretty, this is her

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Loved her so much

and my sister would always get drunk with her and take pictures, this is one of those pictures

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and one day when she slept over with my sister, they got drunk together and fell asleep and i went into her room and stole those underwear tiwht the fsmiley fgace

i took them back to my room and i dont know why or how, but i somehow fell asleep with those boxers cradled in my arms

so next thing i realize, i just hear screaming and its my sister and she saw i was asleep and i guess searching for those missing underwear

and she told my parents, but my neither one fo them cared

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