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taldarimAltar
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
973 Posts
August 04 2011 11:57 GMT
#21
u get kissed and you aren't happy? Yes you have thick skull bro, so you guys just gonna remain friends that kiss on the lips? I've got a few of those yea. In all honesty, she likes you bro, just seize it, it won't fuck up.
zocktol
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany1928 Posts
August 04 2011 11:58 GMT
#22
If you want her, go for it. If not just hang out.

Stop being a modern human being and follow your primal instincts.

Disclaimer: Do not force yourself on her. That is crime.
ch33psh33p
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
7650 Posts
August 04 2011 12:07 GMT
#23
Should've grabbed her when she gave you that kiss and shoved your tongue down her throat.
secret - never again
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
August 04 2011 12:25 GMT
#24
You gotta start not giving a shit, and just play SC all the time. Take the example of the gamers in that Moscow stripper counterstrike experiment, if you're in the game, you're in the game. Even if she's next to you begging for it, you don't leave the game, you tell her to stop bumping your arm.


And if she kind of just... dumps you, well... more time to play SC

AAAWW YEEEAAAAHH!!!

It's a complete win-win, she loses a terrible boyfriend who doesn't give a shit and you get more play time. <(^_^)=b
memes are a dish best served dank
SarR
Profile Joined June 2011
476 Posts
August 04 2011 12:32 GMT
#25
On August 04 2011 18:16 haflo wrote:
8 hours later i drive her home and get friendly kiss on my lips (after two more of those during her stay at my place)

This girl is asking to get boned.
TheGiz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada708 Posts
August 04 2011 12:48 GMT
#26
Now you know what it is like to be a girl and be ignored by your man while he plays video games.
Life is not about making due with what you have; it's about finding out just how much you can achieve. Never settle for anything less than the best. - - - Read my blog!
chongu
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Malaysia2600 Posts
August 04 2011 12:48 GMT
#27
>she kissed you on the lips

Make a move within 3 days (arbitrary duration here)..... tell her you see her more a friend. Talking about your common interests or being the funniest nicest person in the world, ain't gonna get the girl, story of my life.
SC2 is to BW, what coke is to wine.
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
August 04 2011 12:56 GMT
#28
DA2 was horrible.

Also, kiss on lips =/= just friends.
:)
meffo
Profile Joined October 2009
Sweden109 Posts
August 04 2011 12:58 GMT
#29
'tis really silly of you just giving up like that. just have patience. stop feeling sorry for yourself. when you chat, drop compliments, tell her you really enjoy spending time with her, bring on the mojo, man. i'm sure you're perfectly capable of successfully dropping her main, if you catch my drift...

do your best, chill the fuck out and never give up, never surrender.
for now we see through a mirror in an enigma, but then face to face. now I know in part, but then I shall know as also I was fully known. - 1 corinthians 13:1 (12)
VaultDweller
Profile Joined January 2011
Romania132 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-04 13:00:55
August 04 2011 12:59 GMT
#30
As everybody says, what is this "friendly" kiss on the lips you're talking about, I've never heard about it outside family ( and ppl around here are preeeetty... ehm... kiss-orientated? ) And not once, but 3 times.... I would've asked if you're ok too...
"War is not about who's right- it's about who's left."
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
August 04 2011 13:06 GMT
#31
What.

She's probably wondering to herself right now why after 8 hours of alone time at your place, several kisses, and plenty of cuddles, you never made a move?

What were you waiting for? lol
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
Vipsanius
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands708 Posts
August 04 2011 13:12 GMT
#32
Kiss on lips -> ling runby. You should have played more starcraft.
GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
August 04 2011 13:20 GMT
#33
If I took a girl home to my place for 8 hours and she kissed me, I would make sure that there would be a lot more than only two, and that they would all involve some tongue. Preferrably whilst laying down, as well. I don't see why you didn't go for this, yourself. If I liked the girl, I would have been all over her for getting a kiss like that.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "Shift-Q oftentimes makes a capital Q" - Day[9] || iNcontrol - Alligator from heaven = ^
boon2537
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States905 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-04 13:40:40
August 04 2011 13:39 GMT
#34
Responses in this thread are hilarious.
Don't worry too much, man. Think of it like you get 4gated and barely defend it. What you should do in that position is expand then go for a 2 base timing attack. ie. try again with more confidence
Tyrotoxism
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
19 Posts
August 04 2011 13:45 GMT
#35
She went 2hatch muta but her micro doesn't seem so good, you just need to defend until you have irradiate. Then push out and win. EZ.
KoveN-
Profile Joined October 2004
Australia504 Posts
August 04 2011 13:49 GMT
#36
Invite her over, kiss her, take off her clothes and put your penis in her vagina. Stop thinking so much and just do it.
Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
August 04 2011 13:56 GMT
#37
On August 04 2011 22:49 KoveN- wrote:
Invite her over, kiss her, take off her clothes and put your penis in her vagina. Stop thinking so much and just do it.


Almost.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=95315
vijeze
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands719 Posts
August 04 2011 14:13 GMT
#38
On August 04 2011 18:39 Hassybaby wrote:
Say something! If you want to be more, you gotta roll the dice and go for it.

Pretty much, worked for me just recently. Go for it, and I'm a hopeless romantic bro.
Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
August 04 2011 14:21 GMT
#39
On August 04 2011 18:16 haflo wrote:
8 hours later i drive her home and get friendly kiss on my lips (after two more of those during her stay at my place)


Your typical girl bloggers can't even get this far.

I don't like reading into body language, or trying to guess what someone means through a specific action, but usually there isn't kissing involved. And she didn't just do it once, but three times. If she's not interested then she has a real funny way of showing it. Three choices:

1). Go for it - Make a romantic move. You could ask her out, do something awesomely nerdy together (I dated a nerd girl once, dates got pretty creative!), spill any romantic feelings you may harbor, or if she gives you one of those friendly kisses and backs away grab her hand as she's backing off and give her a "real" kiss!

2). Don't do anything - This will probably drive you crazy, especially if you're madly in love with her. This option features both of you trying to be friends despite the proverbial elephant in the room. It's usually a recipe for disaster.

3). Stop hanging out - You can decide she's not worth it and cut off all communication, or you go for it and it doesn't work out. Either way, as you said, you "lost a friend". Actually, whenever there is romantic interest the friend is already lost because they're not just a friend to you anymore.

TL;DR - If you want something to happen then make it happen. If you'd prefer to decipher little meanings behind every action then you're in for a long and disappointing journey. Save yourself the trouble!
haflo
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
140 Posts
August 04 2011 14:28 GMT
#40
I posted here just in need to vent some shit.

After reading the responds , i must say i <3 TL .
Cheers guys.

p.s brilliant sc2 dating references ^^ .
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